I doesn't own Majin Tentai Nougami Neuro dude....cause yeah scarring would take place in many young lives. o.o

After Yako had shown me my outfit for the next day....after I tried to kill her....we went back to the office and just hung around waiting for some god damn mystery. While Neuro fuckin stared at me....allll day!!!! He stared at me so much he could've burnt a hole right through my tight pants! ....Oh shit HE HAS DEMON POWERS! If that happens or I find out he's been using some sort of X-ray vision....I'm committing suicide and I'm taking that bitch Yako with me.

I layed in bed staring up at the plain white ceiling dreading another freak filled day. In case your wondering where I live it's a plain old apartment in the most dangerous part of Tokyo. All the gangs loiter around here but it doesn't bother me, I'm one of them.

I looked over to the corner of my room where my clothes were laid out.... Yako had gone in a different direction than yesterday. Damn bitch. Everything was loose. My shirt was a white loose vest. Yes you heard me, a nice white, loose, SEE THROUGH, vest. Oh but it just gets better! My pants were a tannish color that hung very low on my hips! If it weren't for the long tan belt I'd be walking around with my hands not in my pockets but in thin air!

I was late for work so I decided to get out of bed and take a shower then walk as slowly as possible to that insane asylum.... The warm water really helped my aches and pains from wearing those tight pants. I'm surprised I didn't dent my flesh! I got out of the shower dried off and started putting my clothes on wheeeen....

"GODAI-SAN!!!", Yako came bursting through my front door into my bedroom eating from a giant ass bento.

"WHAT THE HELL DON'T YOU KNOCK?!", I quickly pulled up my fag pants making a mental note to always put them on before the shirt now.

"Oh sorry Godai-san! Those look great on you by the way!", Yako sat on my bed making herself perfectly at home. Bitch.

"Bitch.", it's feels a hell of a lot better to say it out loud.

"Oh don't be so moody! Anyways Neuro and I already solved a mystery today so we're all going to the movies! I told him it would help him study human behavior so he agreed to come! Isn't that great?! Oh! Let me do your hair!", Yako jumped up from the bed only to be pushed back down by a death glare from me.

"I'll put up with the fag clothes but if you touch a single hair follicle on my head I'm telling the gangs outside your mom is a wealthy writer who'd pay through the ass to get you back for any amount of ransom!", I started putting my shoes on, luckily I still had my own shoes. "How long is the fuckin movie anyways?! We didn't agree to this you could've at least warned me!"

"I am warning you we still have time before the movie while we walk to the theater! It'll be fiiine. And Neuro really liked your outfit yesterday he couldn't keep his eyes off you!", Yako giggled bouncing on my bed.... Now that I think about it where did the bento box go she wouldn't eat a bento box it's cardboard....right?

"Yeah don't remind me anyways let's get going the sooner we get this over with the better.", I opened the door with Yako trailing behind me talking about how much fun her and Jun-chan would have watching some stupid ass anime.

We arrived at the dumb ass theater a few minutes later Neuro and Jun-chan were waiting in the front. What the hell it's like I'm some girl going on a double date and they meet their boyfriends at the front!!!! Yako that bitch she planned this! I am not paying.

"HIIIII JUN-CHAN!",Yako squealed and jumped into his arms while Neuro stood to the side staring at my new outfit. I'm in hell.

"Hello Queen Bee still trying to get laid?", you can bet that earned me some weird looks a couple of perverted ones too....

"HELL NO!", as soon as Jun-chan and Yako had payed for the movie I stormed up to the top row in the center and slammed down into the seat to avoid Neuro's evil grin. I still regret doing that. Yako and Jun-chan.....Jun, no chan what the hell's wrong with me? Anyways Yako and "Jun" sat in the middle row also in the center while Neuro joined me at the top. Yeah. I'm in hell.

At least we're in a movie theater where he can't talk. I looked down at Yako a few minutes after the movie started....WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY MAKING OUT?! Of course I didn't scream that but she was making out with that idiot detective freak!!!! I snapped my eyes back up the screen before I threw up or anyone caught me staring. But unfortunately Neuro saw.

"Jealous of servant number 1 human scum?", Neuro leaned towards me grinning evilly. Kill me god KILL ME! OR BETTER YET KILL HIM! Wait wait wait if anyone is getting killed I want it to be worth it.....kill that bitch Yako! I was so distracted trying to choose who to kill I didn't notice he had been leaning in closer till his lips were on mine.

They were warm and soft moving gently against mine. And I blushed.....what the hell am I blushing?! I was so shocked I couldn't move. I could feel him smirking against my face and he sucked teasingly on my bottom lip. After a while I gathered enough brains to lean away from him but that didn't help and ended up sealing my doom. Neuro pushed me onto my back and leaned over me never breaking contact with my lips. He started sliding his tongue over them and driven by instinct I opened my mouth so he could slide his tongue in. I closed my eyes and realised it felt good....fucking good oh my god I'm insane! Oh wait I must be dreaming, it's not real, so I'll enjoy it but only because it isn't real! I felt his tongue roam my mouth and moaned when he sucked at my tongue. His body pressed against mine felt so warm and good.... He started feeling up and down my chest with his hands and I wrapped mine around his shoulders feelings his muscles shudder against my touch. His tongue eagerly tasted every part of my mouth sliding against mine sending shivers down my spine.

Then a fucking light shined in my face and I turned to see one of the theater employees with a flashlight pointed at us wearing a horrified expression on his face. Oooooh Shit. So much for this being a dream.

Miyabiwoof: It was a bad kissing scene wasn't it?T.T WASN'T IT?!

Godai:.....Give this bitch a bad review before I kill her, scrubs mouth with bleach.

Neuro: Grins evilly licking lips.

Miyabiwoof: Flames, praise, tips, reviews. GIMME UM ALL. Especially tips for kissin and stuff this is the first story I've ever written dude!T.T Also I'm gonna be slow my laptop crashed .. Which is why I haven't been writing. ANYWAYS REVIEEEEW PLEEEEEASE PWETTY PLEASE FOR THE SAKE OF YAOI HOTNESS!!!!XD