(THE FOLLOWING IS FICTIONAL INFORMATION)
Casinopolis Talent Committee
2567 Fifty-first Ave.
Station Square, SS 89078
(199)211-241 ext26
Miles Prower
12 Grassy Pl.
Mystic Ruins, MR 89008
RE: Your Performance
To that "Fox-boy" band:
That was quite an interesting performance you put on for us at the show last week. I'll be brief and get strait to the point. We regret to inform you that your band did not make it into the competition. There are several reasons why, but I will name a few.
The first reason is the sheer amount of foul language in your music. We have a reputation to uphold in our events and as one of the committees representing Casinopolis, this type of behavior is unacceptable. I'm sure there are other ways you can express your emotions, some of which you should consider.
The second reason is the loud volume. My ears were ringing for two days. I understand if you were outside and had to reach crowds of hundreds of people, but this was somewhat of a rehearsal setting in a very small room. There was no need for such high volume outputs.
Lastly, what hindered the performance the most was your skill level. Now, I don't doubt that you all have talent individually. However, after saying how much your band practiced, I expected results that I did not see. Your raspy, slightly whiney, and out of key voice was especially offensive to me after all of my years in show business. I would advise that you do not try and enter again and save yourself some time. More importantly, don't waste my time again.
Quit while you're ahead,
Alan Profect
Casinopolis Entertainment Booking