Yay chapter 4! Read on peeps! Oh and to those who wondering about any character pairings, Nyx is with Sunstreaker, Solara with Ultra Magnus, and I am debating is should have Rogue and Barricade together (lemme know if thats a yay or a nay)

#61. Following rule number 42 please knock before entering any door on the base

(Magnus and Solara are still pretty fragged at me)

(I avoid eye contact as much as possible

#62. The following Disney songs are forbidden from the base

. The Ugly Bug Ball

. Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah

. Its a small world after all

. Heffalumps and Woozles

(Sunny used them for interrogation)

(For once I pitied Blackout)

#63. Never say the top 10 things to never say to your boss (i.e. Both Primes, Prowl, Ironhide, maybe Jazz)

*This isn't in the job description (Sunny after Optimus asked him to watch Sparrow and Techno)

*Not my problem (Ooo I got in soo much trouble for saying that one to Prowl)

*I don't get paid enough for this (Ironhide after a bad training session with the Chevy twins)

*Sigh (Never ever do this in front of Prowl!)

*That was a no-brainer

*I don't understand

*Its not my fault!

*Impossible-that can't be done

*Do I have to? (Solara hates this question with burning passion)

*Are there anymore benefits with this?

(Man you would not believe how short their tempers got when we said all 10 in one day)

(Lennox and Epps weren't happy when we went to them next)

#64. Don't play follow the leader

(Skids, Mudflap, and the other set of twins did this all day to both Primes, Jazz, and Prowl)

(It was funny to a certain point)

('I have to flush my tanks, unless you wish to witness this I suggest you get out')

(Solara said this to Skids and Mudflap when they insisted on following her everywhere)

#65. Prank calling informercial companies and speaking in different languages is not allowed

(But its funny to hear the poor person on the other side stutter and freak out)

(It got better when Sunny spoke Russian to a lady and she spoke it fluently)

(His face was priceless)

#66. Once again please do not perform anymore Jackass stunts

(I don't think we younger bots have quite learned our lesson)

(Prowl is making me list the ones we should never ever do again)

1. Indoor skiing (Don't ask me how we did it)

2. Rolling down a street in an over sized grocery cart while have chucks of rock and dirt shot at you. (The first movie was were it all began *smiles evily*)

3. Tropical Pole vaulting (Them plam trees gotta be used for something else but making the scenery look purdy)

4. Autobot bowling (Hehe, self explanatory)

5. Wheel chair rocket (Rachet was wondering where all the wheelchair had gone one day, not that he ever got them back)

6. The Gaunlet (We rode around ramps in our vehicle modes while the others tossed over stuffed sandbags at us)

(Ironhide and Rogue had sooooo much fun that day, since we appointed them official sand bag throwers along with Magnus, Hound, Mirage etc.)

7. Go around in golf carts and purposely crash into each other on a mini golf course (those who had guardian rode in their guardians, those who didn't, beware for your golf carts)

8. Sneak attack hair cut (this is one where take a razor to a person's hair)

(Lennox was nailed so many times)

(Epps was safe, cause according to him 'You can't nail the bald dude!')

9. Roller disco truck (We stole Optimus' trailer and Sunny and Sides pulled Sam, Tai, Leo, Sharsky, Fassbinder, and Miles)

(I place a video camera in there and we three watched as our human friends rolling around, getting more bruised than an apple in a school bag)

10. Running of the bulls (Lennox was mad at this one) (We stole his cattle and set them loose in the base)

(You would not believe how slagging funny it is to watch the soldiers, who fearlessly face 50 ft. decepticons, screaming from being chased down by a herd of cattle) (Rachet wasn't pleased either)

(He has now given Sunny, Sides, and myself new nicknames)

(I am Bam, Sunny is Johnny, and Sides is Steve-O, for obvious reasons)

(There is no such thing as failure)

#67. Along with follow the leader, Simon Says is forbidden

(It went from an innocent game to torture, to a dare feast of massive proportions)

('Simon says to tell Chromia she needs to loose weight')

('Simon says prank Prowl and blame it on Optimus')

('Simon says to steal and hide Ironhide's cannon's')

(I would go on, but guess whose glaring)

#68. If you are mad at a bunch of humans for pranking you, attacking them with paintballs is not allow

(Its was slightly satisfying to see them fall in pain, and hear their yells)

(Call me a sadist but it was worth the wait, and amount of paint balls I have)

(Wheeljack deserves the credit for the paintballs though)

#69. Wheeljack is forbidden from watching Mythbusters

(We don't not need him getting any other ideas)

(We have already lost several boats, microwaves, army cars, guns, ammo, etc.)

#70. Ninja is forbidden from the base

(The Lambo twins get rather violent with this game)

(Hands and legs have been removed, several times)

#71. Always have and or carry duck tape with you

(You never know when you need it)

(The mythbusters had given me a new idea for a prank which was soon performed on Ironhide)

(It was the one where the duck taped a car to a pole)

(I wasn't to concerned about running for my life, cause he was too busy trying to get loose)

(52 roles of duck tape people, and completely worth it)

#72. Learn Chuck Norris jokes, they are oddly popular with the humans

(The soldiers love them)

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo hides

Chuck Norris wouldn't have a heart attack because his heart isn't stupid enough to attack him

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret

Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

(The last one is a personal favorite around the base, reasons being obvious)

#73. Limbo is banned from the base

(Bummer too, I was really good at the game)

(Poor Ironhide tried to do it)

(He bent over and some screeched, crack or something)

(No one could help him because we all were laughing too hard)

#74. The game of 'gotcha nose' is forbidden from the base

(Autobots noses are easily removed)

(Skids and Mudflap had the own private collection)

(Emphasis on had)

#75. Please don't quote Kim Possible

(Not matter awesome that show is!)

Boo-yah!(The Chevy twins have ruined that for me)

Whats the sitch? (Ohh I love saying that when we're called for a meeting)

I don't speak hysteric (I said this to Sunny after he was crying about his chipped paint job)

I just want a regular, normal, shallow hottie, preferably not too bright (Sunny was rather flattered when I said this)

Save the world. Its what I do and nobody's going to stop me (Optimus made my day when he said that)

You want proof? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE PROOF! (KT screamed this at Galloway after she had really long day)

#76. Singing "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves" is a bad idea when one is being driven by an autobot

(I tossed Sam off me when he began doing that)

(Poor Optimus had to deal with Tai, Leo, and Sam when he was taking them back to school)

(He was sent to have some alone time)

#77. Never say "I will eat your spark/heart" to the humans or autobots

('Offlined' still has some of the humans freaked out)

(It got even better when I said it to Rachet, but I was only mouthing it, Sides did the actual speaking for me)

(It was funny till I was rushed to the medbay for multiply scans)

#78. Never make your own set of Paradoxical Commandments

- The stupidity you have will be remembered foever, and will be used against you to wound your pride in the future, be stupid anyway

-Pranks can bodily harm, make mess's, or go completely wrong, perform pranks anyway

-Femmes can be illogical, unreasonable, confusing, and irritating. Love them anyway.

-Protect humans the best you can, and you still be accused for being 'strange aliens who want to take over the Earth'. Protect humans anyway.

-Your fellow warriors may be slagging fraggers with no commonsense, and ego's the size the Texas. Work with them anyway

-What you made spend creating over night, could be a complete and utter disaster when you try to test it. Creat anyways

(The last one was dedicated to Wheeljack, our beloved and insane scientist)

#79. Russian Roulette is absolutely and utterly forbidden from the base

(Red Alert nearly fried a processor when he saw me holding up paintball gun to my head)

(It was a paintball gun!)

#80. The following songs should never be played when Rogue is in the room

. Cruella De Vil by Disney

. Born This Way by Lady Gaga

. F*ck you By Lily Allen

. Run Devil Run by Girls Generation

. Gives you Hell by the All American Rejects

. Kiss with a Fist by Florence and the Machine

(I stayed at Epps house for a good month after I played the songs)

Holy peanut butter balls, eighty rules! Geez, plot bunnies watch how far you hop! Enjoy and review!