Disclaimer: I do not own Russia nor Hetalia.
Author's Note: I actually did write than poem, so please, if you steal it at least give me credit, da? My pen name is Vanya. OwO AND Shiko-san, you can trust the information that this fanfic gives you on learning Russian if you so choose, however be aware that I am still in the process of teaching myself Russian and therefore may not be 100 percent correct all of the time. Spasiba for your understanding. There's a Russia crawling around in my brain. I have tested this hypothesis, it has always been true... each and every time... and so, that is who you are talking to... and yes, it creeps me out too...
Privet! Sorry was gone... but wrote poem! Wanting to read it? I put here for you! Russia not being much of a poet... but I liking them. Tell me if like it, da? IS START OF POETRY CHAPTER, DA!
SUNFLOWERS
There upon the table, so nice and neat
Sit some bright flowers, not small and/or meek.
These flowers are large, sunkist yellow
Sitting and staring together, so mellow.
Yellow and orange, petals of gold
Moving together as their life story is told.
They tell of the sun and nice summer days
Not yet blooming in March, April or May.
But bloom they did, come August and September,
Their beauty is something one can remember.
Tall and majestic, they stand in the lawn;
They seem to have reacher perfectiong by dawn.
Now the leaves change, and slowly they fall;
We will miss them, sweet sent and all.
But mourn not, for deep in your pocket you find
Some Sunflower seeds to save for next time!
Da, da? Like? Sistra liked them. ^^
To Soviet Russia,
Awesome! I've never had a second floor bedroom, so this will be fun :D
So what are the house rules?
Missthyuga
Never? Second floor is nice, can see out of window, da? OwO
Rules, da? Well, are many, but is easier to learn as you go. Liet can explain them so you not get in trouble, da? He is in room nexted to mine. ^^ Most important rules are not to try and trick Russia, be there when I wanting you to be, and never lie to Russia! Also, never to touch Liet... he mine, da?
Well, hello Russia-san, Cien Fleur is here :D
We have something in common, we both love sunflowers!But I don't like hot places...too bad for me, I live in Brasil D: FFFFUUUU
here the questions:
-Are you still thinking about communism?( I'm communist, if it makes you feel better D:)
-What do you think about all yaois between you and China-san?
-Are you upset about America's movie "Salt"? Seems like he still have hard feelings about Cold war...What about you?
Well, if you didn't understand my English, it's Google translator fault, I'm just a latin girl learning English D
well,
до свидания,
Cien Fleur (or Juliana, my real name ^^")
Cien...Fleur... is 100 flower, da? Hot places are ok... can grow sunflower there, da? OwO
Thinking about, I am communist. What make think I not communist? Even ask Stalin, thinking he might be to be monitoring these letters... but is ok, he need to to make sure I listening. ^^; You communist too, da? Is good. OwO Ever read Communist Manifesto?
Yaois between me and Yao, da? Not have read one... but I sure that cute, da? ^^!
Salt, da? Movie? Never heard of that one... not watching many movies, am busy and much censored for my protection, da? Cold War is now, is always. Never get along with him in future... da! Capitalist pig... OwO All stantye adeen s ya soon~~
And not to blame you, English hard language to be learning. *nod*
Gahh! *Russian bear hugged.* Can't. . . Breath. . .
Oh, so you already hit him? To late them Oops.
So. . . Can you teach me Russian? I know seven words already! (Da, (Yes) Nyet, (No) Spasibo, (Thank you.) Sestre,(Sister) Brat,(Brother) Privyet (Hello) and Debil (Moron). At least, I think those are right.
Hmm. . . Oh! Can I have a Matryoshka doll? Those look so pretty. . .
~Shiko (Sorry, but I want to keep my name.)
Aw... I wanted name...
Da! Can teach you Russian! Firsted, do you just want words, or do you want me to be teaching alphabet too? OwO First, teach you a useful phrase! Stantye adeen. 'Stantye' is word for 'Become' and 'Adeen' is word for 'One', da? OwO
And I will get to work on to be finding you one! ^^! No promises, da?
Hello, Soviet Russia~!
What would happen if you met a girl that looked like China, exception to all her feminine features, but acted nearly identically to your sister, Belarus?
She loves you a lot _; (it's a friend of mine)
And I would gladly become one with you, except I just can't stand the cold! seeing the snow would be nice (I've never seen it before) but I can imagine that it's freezing over there.
oh and, *put hands on top of head to look like ears* with training, I can become strong like bear, da?
With love~ Nicky~
Privet!
What I do...? Hm... might be a little creepy, but could be friends. ^^ Close friends. OwO Is sweet that she love me... she one with me too, da? ^^!
Never seen snow...? Can grow sunflowers where you are, da? OwO Just because one with me not meaning have to live with me all the time...
Da, with training all can be strong! ^^! RAWR! IT MEAN I LOVING YOU IN DINOSAUR, DA! ...stantye adeen s ya? OwO
Hi Russia! I'll gladly become one with you! :D a few questions. 1) can I have a hug? 2) where do you go shopping? 3) how much can you drink before you get drunk? 4) where did that pipe come from? O.o 5) if a train carrying 200 passengers leaves town A at 50 mph, and a another carrying 150 passengers leaves town B at 90 mph, how long will it take to LOOK OUT! NINJA ATTACK! What do you do? Explain in iambic pentameter. luuuuuuv you~3
Privet!~
Of course can have a hug! *RUSSIAN BEAR HUUUUUGGGGG!* OWO
I go to shop at stores. Da, stores... depend on what for where! ^^!
Depend what I am to be drinking. If is vodka could drink all night and still be fine nexted day, da? And that pipe coming from Germany in WWII, got it from his sink. Is mine... prize for winning against maybe? Like Kaliningrad? OwO *twirls said pipe in fingers* OWO
You ignore trains and attack ninja and win, da?
POETRY CHAPTERRRR! OWO
Because all are one~
It take no time to turn to ninja here.
So listen, watch and hear him come near us...
THE NINJA STRIKE BUT MATCH IS WON BY ME!
Now ninja one and me company now!
And all tree-feefty become one with me.
Take all and second, but not long for me~~
^Explain answer, da? ^^! Lucky is poetry chapter, or would not to have answered. OwO
Hi! I'm from America but please don't hold it against me, you're one of my favorite charcters and I picked sunflowers over the summer in your honor. Anyways, questions:
Can sunflowers gfrow in Russia or do they have to be in a greenhouse?
What do you think of fanfics that turn the Cold War into UST?
I know alot of writers make you a heartless monster, but some of the fans have an alternative interpretation of you; is it true that you want to become one with everyone so that everyone will be united and not fight anymore? You saw so much fighting when you were little, it was terrible, da?
Last question, why is your weapon of choice a lead pipe?
до свидания, подсолнечник!
-Attolia
Amerikan? Not to hold against... if we friends, da? ^^!
Thinking can grow sunflowers in south eastern most part... but only in summer. Other than that, needing greenhouse...
...I not thinking so... I almost exploded statue of liberty, but was found out. Not is happy time now...
When little... da, not talking about. ^^! ...not to be being heartless... why would say that? And is one reason, da, but not fighting is hard to make countries do, even if all with you. ^^
During World War Two, I tooked the pipe from German's house. Reminds me of great times, when beating Hitler and Stalin happy... OwO ...was only 20-25 years ago, da... but is good to use something know will work, da?
Poka!
Dear Soviet Russia,
1. What would you do if America turned into a vampire and tried to suck your blood?
2. I can become one with you on one condition. Give me 12 containers of black caviar and a mini Russian Flag.
3. What's your favorite TV show?
-Hisoka
Added you name... ^^
Would take out stake and stab through heart, da... would you not? OwO
Sending in mail~ One, da? *hugs*
Favorite TV show... *thinks* Well, TV not widespread, and whole country not have it yet, but think 'Seventeen Moments of Spring' is good, da? Violence banned from TV... and I not have time to watch too often.
Dear Russia,
Thank you for letting me snuggle with you! Where I live it's really cold too, and unfortunately, stupid America won't let me snuggle. *pouts a little*
And I have another question, if a giant asteroid were going to destroy all life on Earth, would you team up with America if there was no other choice?
And what would you do if I sang to you? *blushes*
-W.B.I
Added you name too... *snuggles* Da, da. Amerikan jerk... ^^
Of course would team up with Amerikan... if had to. Otherwise do myself, not too hard to explode it, da? Just aim one missle at it instead of at Amerikan. Have been on his side before, in World Wars, da? Though, doubting he would want to be teaming up with me...
I would listen. OwO
Hello, Soviet Russia. Can I ask you a few questions? Oh, look, I already have... then I'll just continue.
1. What do you think of each of the other Soviet countries? I know there's a lot, so maybe just talk about your favourites?
2. Why don't people know about many Russian foods? There very good, in fact, borscht is my favourite stew of all time.
3. What exactly entails "becoming one with Russia"?
4. Do you drink a lot of Vodka? If you do, how many glasses a day?
Um... that's all for now. Thanks for taking the time with my questions (I know there's a lot)! You are my favourite country, it's a shame I wasn't born there. Well, maybe I can visit you sometime in the future.
Best wishes, Naomi.
Da, da, continue. OwO
Favorites... well, is true are many. Favorites are Latvia, Liet, and Estonia. OwO Think Liet means well, but has much to learning... and Lati and Esti have some to learn too. Loving sistra Ukraine... and sistra Belarus (in a brother way). ^^ Other ones mine, but not see too much... like Kazakhstan.
People not know them because too busy buying Hamburger to notice. Food takes time to make... not three second in line at fast food place, da? OwO Borscht is good, da?
Becoming one is like... becoming friend... living with me (sometimes) and letting me to be teaching lessons, da? Is good.
I drink much vodka, da... not sure how much, exactly... but at least 2-3 glasses a day, da?
Would love for you to visit me. OwO!
Privet It's me again Arian And i want first floor please
Now Questions
you have any regrets when you sold Alaska to America
when All of the other countries become one with you Do you Make Belarus become one with you again
That is all for now
and with this i send you a box of gifts,some ruble and a cake
hope you like it
And i learn some Russian from my penpal from Russia his name is Igor
Hopefully i can get to your house soon, i live in Indonesia Which is very hot in here so i like the cold
Privet, and firsted floor is good. OwO *writes down*
...da, some... but at time was best thing to do. Besides, Alfred would to look more stupid if had 49 states in end, da? Already looking so stupid, would be pity to be more so...
She is one with me, why would not? *headtilt*
^^! I liking gifts, da! OwO Penpal, da? Tell him I said 'Privet ee kak dela?', da? ^^
Da, but would freeze here... ^^;
Ah! God Kveld Russia!
*shy smile* Umm, I was wondering if you enjoy playing Tetris? If so could we have a small tournament? I can make krumkrakers if you'd like! *grins a little*
Heh, I apologize, but I find you eye-color very gorgeous~!
Umm...I'll become one with Russia on one condition: hug? (but please don't crush me, I have some breathing problems!)
Oh! And I have to ask, I am knitting some hats, would you like one? Or I can make earmuffs or gloves.
Please keep warm this winter,
God natt~
-Zombie
Da, da, I like tetris. OwO I am ze man who arranges ze blocks~~ OWO Tournament sounding good. Da, harasho.
^^! Spasiba, I like my eyes too.
OwO HUG, da! *hugs carefully* ^^!
Da, would like hat very much, if not trouble... keep as warm as I can~ You too, da?
Poka!
Roses are being red,
Violets are being blue,
But sunflowers are yellow
So they beating you. OwO