After what I'm pretty sure has been years, I've finally decided to update this. From now on, I'll be updating more consistently.
Chapter 4: Not Truth or Dare
"What?" Amy shrieked, looking up. "They've been waiting for years and they get no truth or dare?"
"Well, it's only fair for the author to need to get adjusted," said Sonic, pushing buttons repeatedly on his Wii remote.
"Sonic," Shadow said irritably, "why do you always have to play as yourself when we play Brawl?"
"Because I'm just that sexy. Why the hell do you always have to play as Zero Suit Samus?"
"Because she has big boobs," he said. "Seriously, is there anyone in this room who does not want to squeeze those?"
Cheese buzzed around excitedly over Amy's head.
"You guys are perverts," she said indignantly.
"What?" asked Sonic, jerking his head back. "How am I a pervert?"
On the television, Zero Suit Samus darted forward and smashed Sonic offscreen. "You should pay attention, Sonic."
"Damn it...so where's everyone else, anyway?"
"Cream's in her room," said Amy. "Rouge is in her room, and Knuckles and Tails are downstairs. Eggman's at the St. Patrick's Day Parade. Or, in it, to be more precise."
At the St. Patrick's Day Parade...
Unfitting music emitted through the air as several children were riding Eggman, who was crawling around looking disgruntled.
Meanwhile, in the kitchen...
"No, no, no, Tails, you're doing it all wrong!" said Knuckles.
"I wasn't doing anything," said Tails.
"Well, if you were doing something, you'd be doing it wrong. You need to learn stealth moves so we can sneak into Rouge's room. Second base, here I come."
"Knuckles," said Tails exasperatedly, "I'm not interested in any of that..."
"Well, if you were interested in that, you'd be interested."
There was a pause.
"Anyway, we should cut this chapter short for now. We'll think of it as a comeback chapter."
"What the hell are you talking about?"
"Till next time everyone! The next chapter will be a lot longer...and will have a point to it."