Yoda Note: Sorry this is so short but I am on my phone and wanted to get something out. Ty all for the support and much love to everyone. I am still wondering if I should keep writing b/c I have no clear idea where this is all going.

"You will leave my sister be little vampire as her name is not on your wrist. She has a name on her wrist and they shall be married in the next three moons."

"Fuck off you pansy ass look alike of Tom Middleston... you need to get fucked, I didn't ask for this." I try to get the boot out of my mouth as the hard leather won't budge and is still on my fucking face. I have had enough and I press with all my vampire might and think it as well and the poor brother goes flying into a building. "OOOOOppppsss," Well that was unexpected and I didn't mean to send his godlike self flying but oh the fuck well.

"ALICE!"

Yup... hear comes the 'it was all my fault' train.

"WHA... that fat fucker started it for fucks sakes. We were in the middle of "mating" and and and and having a good one at that. Not my fucking fault if I am a little fucking tense now that I was disturbed."

Bella looks pissed and I can't help but laugh at tinkerbell looking all disheveled and horny.

Loki comes out with a pissy look on his face and I SMILE BIG.

"Hey broham, I know I am still naked. So can you fetch me and your sister up some clothes boy?" I ask toying with the angelic god.

"Alice!" I feel the nudge against my waist but I always get what I want. So if I am fucking dreaming I might as well piss off LOKI. B/C the god of nothing will NOT order me around.

First Tinkerbell.. now LOKI...

'WHO DA FUQ is punking me?" I scream out looking for the camreas with my perfect eyesight.

"No this can't be real Bella and LOKI. You arrrrre not TinkerBell and that god called LOKI is not your brother." I state as I am about to pass out from laughter.

My eyes grow hazy and I am really about to pass out because if it is true I may have just killed myself by pissing off a GOD.

WAIT...if he is LOKI then that means TINKERBELL is a goddess. Yup I want to pass out but I know I cant when I feel arms grab me as I fall.

"Easy killer... you are safe and don't worry, I got you woman." Bella whispers into my ear as I try to steady my still naked self but still fall into her arms.

"Why am I feeling all these human emotions and why are they effecting me physically?" I ask the gorgeous girl holding me in her lap.

"As I was trying to tell you in the bar before you ran off like a mad tiny vampire. I am half fairy and my father is ODIN. So I guess that makes me a fairy goddess."

"You are feeling my powers and are conforming into my mate. The warmth and power you feel is my love for you and you are absorbing it all... the closer we get towards comsumating."

No wonder her eyes are so crystal like.

"Wait weren't we just kinda doing that?" I ask wondering what in the acutal fuck was really going on.

"We started but I didn't...you know finish." The brunette blushes and dips her head as she winks at me.

"Enough of this drabble Bella. You are needed back home now!" The asshole that looks like a god spits out as he walks with a limp back over to us.

"Fucking Tom Middleston fuck off!" My teeth bare themselves as I crouch in a protective state around Bella.

"Yeah keep playing little vampire and I will have your ass." The fucker states like I am not wanting to kick his perfect teeth in.

"You fairy have to come home as your wedding is set and this will not do. Consorting with a fucking vampire you little shit. What would father think if he knew? You have your name on your wrist and it shall be." The asshole that looks like a god spits out as he walks with his fucked up limp that I gave over towards his sister and I.

"You will get fucked if you touch her GOD!"

"No Alice," Bella says as she eases me with her touch.

"I have to go, but before I do... I need you to find me." She grabs my wrist and turns it over rubbing the smooth pale skin with a circular motion and I melt at the touch.

"You don't have anything on your wrist because you are mated to a half breed goddess that wasn't meant to be. You are not destined to be alone. You are mine and I am yours so find a way to me." She is gone with another sound of a fucking BOOM.

I am left fucking naked and thinking 'WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK?'

CONTINUE?...I may write more tonight...who knows, but thanks everyone ;-)