Iwaizumi did not like pricks, and Oikawa Tooru was the epitome of prickish-ness, which completely contradicted the fact that he agreed to work this stakeout with him.
The two cops were watching from the top of a building overlooking a street famous for its illicit dealings and rampant lawlessness. For the most part, the police department had given up on redeeming Hell's Tracks, the local nickname for the stretch lying beneath them. The only ones left were the two watching the street, and they couldn't stand each other. Despite their intolerance, they still were one of the best duos in the city, accomplishing their duties with as few deaths as possible.
"Iwa-chan, do you have a girlfriend?" God, again with that stupid nickname.
"Focus, dumbass."
"That doesn't answer the question at all." He pouted. Grown men should not pout. What the hell.
"No. Happy?"
"Yes." There was silence for a moment. Iwaizumi felt the urge to reciprocate. Oikawa always seemed to have that influence, to make him talk even when he didn't want to talk.
"What about you?"
"I actually bat for the other team, if you catch my drift," Oikawa replied cooly, raising his eyebrows suggestively. Fuck this guy, really. Except not literally, because he'd probably like that. Iwaizumi shook his head clear; he needed to focus on the task at hand.
They waited for hours, watching, waiting. There was supposedly a huge arms deal between the Russians and one of the larger city gangs. They were supposed to call for backup as soon as anything happened and engage once backup was called. Needless to say, when push came to shove and the shit hit the fan, Oikawa jumped straight into action, leaving Iwaizumi to chase after him into a full-blown shootout.
"You're a real dumbass, Oikawa," Iwaizumi called over the barrage of shots as they ducked behind the building. "I hope you're happy."
"Are you kidding? This is the best part!" He couldn't tell if the fucker was kidding or not. He was getting too damn old for shit like this.
"You're fucking insane."
"Love you too."
... I wasn't sure whether to end this happily or not... so I just didn't end it. What conclusions do you have about this? Thanks for reading, and please leave a review or constructive criticism or something. I know it's short, even for me, but ehhhhh.