After this I won't update in about a week and a bit as I'm... going on holiday! wooo!! Expect my others fics to be updated when I get back too :)
Dodongo's Cavern
Link stared at Kakariko village in fear.
"...humans?"
"DEAR GOD LINK JUST GET ON WITH IT! ARE YOU REALLY THAT SOCIALLY RECLUSIVE THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN WALK THROUGH A VILLAGE? I KNOW THE KORIKI'S ALL HATED EACH OTHER, BUT PLEASE! JUST-"
Navi had managed to fly straight into a windmill fan. She hadn't realized she had been flying higher and higher, like a helium balloon, and that Link couldn't hear what she was saying after the second word, until she hit the fan. Link however, was talking to some guard at a gate he had managed to find.
"..yes! It is real!"
"Hahaha!" Laughed the guard, clutching his stomach. "Hahaha!" He chuckled, wiping tears from his eyes. "You expect me to believe that this!" He sniggered, pointing to the letter in his hands. "Is real?" Link glanced at the letter, written in perfected italic black writing on expensive gold parchment paper, with The King's, The Queen's. Zelda's and Impa's signature, and the royal crest stamped along it several times.
"Uhhh...yes."
"HAHAHAHHA!" He said, letting the letter drop to the floor. "ARE YOU SERIOUS!" He said, still laughing and raising his foot above the letter. "THERE IS NO WAY I AM LETTING YOU GET PAST HERE- OH MY GOD!" He yelled, eyes widening as he picked up the letter which had flipped over. He stared at the sentence written on the back.
'This Letter Is Real'
"THIS LETTER IS REAL?" He repeated. "OF COURSE YOU CAN GO THROUGH!!" Link frowned, shrugging. The guard stood where he was, and so did Link. After several seconds of silence, Link felt it was a good idea to speak.
"Are you going to open it..?"
"Any time now." The guard said, staring at something in the distance. Link sighed, waiting several more seconds.
……………………………….
"Uhh...oh." The gate suddenly started opening, the guard just..standing there. "Uhh... thanks?" Said Link.
"LINK! YOU GOT IT OPENED!!" Link groaned, and Navi came flying down from the sky at alarming speed, making his head her landing point. "Come on Link! Princess Zelda's nursemaid said we need to find the fire stone! So lets go to the Gorons!" Link nodded, rubbing his head, and suddenly quite fearful of Navi's sudden repetitive tone. Oh well.. all he needed to do was get up the mountain.
That proved to be very hard.
Several boulders had hit Link, stopped as he was getting up, hit him again, stopped as he was getting up a second time, hit him again, stopped as he was getting up a third time, and finally just rolled over him, continuing down the mountain.
"Owww." Moaned Link, rubbing his head, slowly standing up and getting run over again. "Owww."
"Link." Sighed Navi. "Come on!"
"I am." Mumbled Link, angrily stomping up the mountain and slashing a few red crabs with his sword.
"Oooh! Link!! That was cool! You're finally getting some skill!!" Squealed Navi. Link smiled, not bothering to tell her of the fact that he had managed to poke himself in the eye.
'A great fairy lives at the top of this mountain' Navi read, hovering near a sign. "WELL THAT'S CRAP! THE LAST FAIRY WE SAW NEAR THE CASTLE, GAVE YOU THIS CRAPPY FIRE SPELL WHICH JUST BURNS YOU WHEN YOU USE IT-LINK! LINK!! WHERE ARE YOU GOING!?" Link had run away from Navi, getting flattened by falling boulders to try and reach the fairy. He had to run back, getting flattened again for nothing.
"What happened?" Asked Navi through gritted teeth. Link scowled, walking another way up the mountain to get to the Gorons.
"She said I was too much of a crappy hero and fighter that would die soon to have magic." He mumbled, tripping over a stone.
"Ooohhh..." Navi said slowly.. "What a bitch!!"
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"WOW! Are you a messenger!?" Link frowned, nodding. "WOW!! Do you think you can save us?" Link shook his head, but the Gorons seemed to see it as a nodded head, and shoved him into 'Dodongo's Cavern'
An ugly rock was spinning around in front of Link, and every time it saw Link, it's eye would shoot out a laser beam.
"BOMBS LINK, BOMBS!"
"I DON'T HAVE ANY BOMBS!!"
"CRAP!"
Link had to run away, stabbing a few lizards with his sword, and running into another room, stuffing a few bomb plants into his bag.
"Uhhh.." Link said, looking at the hundreds of bombs around him.
"Blow them up Link!"
"Whaa.. are you sure-"
"BLOW THEM UP!!"
Link did blow them up, several times, and each time it was the wrong bomb, and each time he had to wait for the bombs to re-grow, and his hearing to come back. Eventually though, he blew up the right bomb, and it set of a chain reaction, and for some reason, a set of stairs suddenly rose from the ground.
"YEY!" Yelled Navi. Link groaned, sullenly stomping up the stairs and into the next room.
This room had more lizards in, and Link tried to shoot them with his slingshot, but that didn't work, so he just ended up rolling into them, which killed them.
"YEY!" Yelled Navi. Link carried on, and came to another room.
This room had more lizards in, and Link almost broke his sword when he tried to stab one, as the lizard jumped out of the way, and the sword ended up banging straight into a very hard wall. He eventually managed to kill them all, and the bars on the door opened.
"YEY!" Screeched Navi. Link rolled his eyes, opening the door.
This room had three lizards in, and a laser eye.Link stood on the lizards, and had to run at frantic speed through the next door to get away from the laser eye, the bombs in his bag had blown up quite a while ago, and he couldn't be bothered picking any more, not to mention having bombs blowing up while they were in your bag is also quite painful.
This room had five lizards in, and Link just shoved deku sticks into their mouths so they couldn't bite him, and carried on into the next room. Navi yelling: 'yey!'
This room had lizards in.
"HEY..Link.." Navi said.
"What?" Snapped Link, stabbing one.
"Doesn't it feel like...we've done this before...?"
"YES!" Screamed Link, a nearby bomb exploding an killing the rest of the lizards.
"Well.." Navi said, there's two doors here.. and I think one goes to the boss, and another goes to a heart piece.. or bombs." Link shrugged.
"We can take the bombs and heart piece first, right?" Navi nodded, and they went into the door which didn't have the word 'boss' written on it.
This room had more Lizards in. And no heart piece, and no bombs. Just a few bullets. Link screamed, and stormed into the boss room.
A gigantic dinosaur suddenly appeared in front of Link, and Link screamed, (he had been screaming a lot recently) stabbing it in both it's eyes. And when the dinosaur ran around it an angry, sightless rage, Link got out a deku stick, and rammed it down the dinosaurs throat, It died.
"That was a piece of cake." Smiled Link, grabbing a heart piece and ignoring the fact that the dinosaur wasn't really dead, just unable to move due to the deku stick. He also ignored the fact that the heart piece wasn't actually a heart piece, but a weirdly shaped bomb bag which the dinosaur had dropped when he had fallen over, that was quite weird, Link though it was a glitch. As the dinosaur wasn't actually dead, there was no blue light, so Link had to trek all the way back through the cavern, having to kill the lizards again, which had miraculously reappeared.
"Phew!" Link said, collapsing in front of a Goron. "Glad I don't have to do that again!" The Gorons all thanked Link, ignoring Navi and treating him like some kind of hero, Darunia even said he was going to name his kid after Link. Link just smiled and said : "It was nothing, really." and that was true, it really was nothing. But the Gorons would never know that of course, they never actually went into Dodongo's Cavern.. which was quite lucky for Link.
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"This...milk! Is heavenly!" Navi said happily, as she swam around in the milk bottle which had been outside for two months.
"Navi." Sighed Link. "What do I have to do now?" Navi jumped out of the bottle, and grabbed a tiny piece of paper from her weird, fluffy fur.
"Lets see...we've got that, got that." She said, ticking of several things on the list with a tiny pen. "Spiritual stone of water." She said firmly, putting the letter back inside her.
"Ohhh..."
"LET'S GO!!"
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