AN: Hey guys! Here's Chapter 4! Hope you enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own hetalia! I only own the OC's in this fic. Hihihihi!
Warnings: Swearing, cross dressing and boy x boy! If you can't take it, then don't read!
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Chapter 4
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"MATHIAS! Dude, you're finally here! c'mon let's get them horses out and ride 'em."
The young blonde on top of Mathias either ignored or didn't hear the scream Mathias let out when he was tackled to the ground. Typical Alfred, the kid didn't even move from his spot, which, was Mathias' back.
"Umm.. Your highness, please, get off of me!"
"Whoa- oh, sorry dude forgot you were under me."
The royal replied sheepishly, he got off the ace and helped the poor injured man up. Mathias couldn't help but let out a groan of pain as he stood up, damn did that hurt! The younger blonde noticed the ace's discomfort, "Hey dude, what happened? You sound like you got kicked in the nuts."
Oh the irony! Alfred couldn't be any more accurate. "As a matter of fact, I was kicked in the nuts, damn maid!"
This peeked Alfred's interest, no one, I repeat, no one has ever made the great Mathias fall to his knees, Alfred should know, he often tried when they were younger. Mathias was Alfred's best friend and sparring partner, they have known each other since the spikey blonde was seven and the prince five. And never in his 18 years of existence did he ever hear or see Mathias being brought down to the ground. And now that the deed was done, Alfred wanted to know how the fuck did a chick manage to do the un-doable?
"Whoa! Seriously dude? A maid did this to you? Have I met her before? Is she new here? Dude, You gotta introduce me to her! I wanna meet this chick!"
Mathias caught the mischievous twinkle in the young prince's eyes. He knew what this meant, the prince was conjuring some devious pranks and surely it had the involvement of this new maid. (Crap! Tino's gonna kill me! Think, think, think! Ah ha!)
"Yeah, she's new here. But, I think she'll leave in about a week or two, she's only here part time you see. And you'll probably never meet her since she wasn't assigned to you. So, just give up Sir. Besides, She was only able to do this to me, since I was off guard."
Alfred gave a thoughtful look and beamed, he had an idea. "Then, I'll assign her to me then. I know you Mat, you're never off guard! This girl sounds interesting! I'm gonna find her!"
Mathias had a stunned look on his face. Crap, he knew once Alfred had his heart set on something he'll see it through until the end. He had to think of something quick or else-
"YOUR HIGHNESS GET BACK HERE!"
"Oh Snap!"
Alfred yelled as he eyed the man called his tutor. Mathias turned his attention to a stout man in a blue suit. The man was running towards them and he felt a hand on his shoulder tap him, he looked up to see a pair of cerulean eyes.
"Gotta run dude! nice seeing you again! I'll definitely find the babe! See ya!"
"YOU THERE SIR! STOP HIS MAJESTY AT ONCE!"
"CATCH ME IF YOU CAN SEYMOUR!"
Mathias could only stand still as his best friend ran away. When the stout man approached him and stopped to catch a breath, Mathias could only let out a small chuckle as the man bellowed at him.
"Why didn't you stop him lad?! That damn boy has to understand the importance of education!"
Mathias kept quiet as the man rambled on, he knew his friend was hard-headed and even if he did try to stop Alfred the blonde teen would just escape again, it was a lost cause anyway, so why bother? As he turned to leave, the Ace remembered his earlier dilemma. (Oh snap! Arthur!)
"Oh fuck! Alfred! Wait up!"
Mathias ran after the rambunctious royal. (I have to stop him from meeting Arthur! when that tornado like prince meets that fiery volcano maid, all hell will break loose! I can feel it in my bones! ) He had to catch Alfred or else it will be the end of Spades and his beloved baby makers.
"YOUR HIGHNESS!"
"ALFRED!"
To Tino and Arthur…
"This sure is one heck of a castle."
Arthur said absentmindedly as he and Tino walked side by side in one of the long corridors. The sandy blonde was busying himself admiring the ornate doors, artistic paintings and creative sculptures to not care where he and the other blonde were going. Tino on the other hand couldn't help but smile at the teen's antics; honestly Arthur was acting like a child let loose in a candy store.
"Yes, this castle is big; I've heard a rumour that there are secret passages hidden between the walls that were built by the first king."
Now, this peeked Arthur's interest, he loved a good mystery, he was often dubbed by his classmate as the living persona of Sherlock Holmes since he would always try to solve a mystery. And Arthur wasn't passing this one up.
"Are you bloody serious? Didn't someone try to verify the rumour?"
"Sadly no, and besides Arthur you shouldn't concern yourself with rumours, you want to home as soon as possible right?"
Arthur recoiled a bit, Oh snap, he was so obsessed with verifying the rumour that he completely forgot his original goal which was to go home.
"You're right Tino, well maybe someone else with disclose the mystery."
Tino gave a nod of approval as Arthur and him progressed further into the castle. The duo made a turn to the left, and then right, it seemed like hours until the pair found themselves in front of a big oak door with a weird drawing of a magic circle on it. Tino gave a small knock and waited for a response, the pair heard shuffling inside, then the door opened to reveal-
"A TROLL! Oh my! A real live troll! This is the first time I've met one! How do you do sir?"
Arthur yelled out as a human sized moss-green troll opened the door. Tino looked at his friend with surprise, well that's a first, most people who saw Lukas' troll would either faint or run away in utter fright yet, Arthur here was acting like a love-struck fan girl who met her idol. Arthur was indeed full of surprises.
"Svein, who's at the door? If it's Tino let him in, if not, close the door and come help me."
The troll named Svein moved aside to let the visitors in, and Arthur came face to face with a short blonde man with light blond hair with a cross clip in one side and dull blue eyes. The man was wearing a blue cloak with a spade symbol, the cut along the front of the cloak revealed he was wearing black trousers, a navy blue shirt and black boots.
"Hello Tino,nice to see you again, and who is this?"
The man said as he turned to face Arthur who was now busy admiring the room. Everything in the room seemed so magical, the cold damp walls, the shelves filled with all kinds of weird things, and the thick books that lay scattered all around. A cauldron was bubbling in the fireplace and an intricate magic circle was drawn unto the floor. Arthur was on cloud nine, he loved this place! a quick tap on the shoulder brought him out of his magical thoughts. He turned to face Tino who gave him a nudge, reminding him of why they were here.
"Oh, umm… I'm Arthur Kirkland sir, I seem to have a dilemma and I am in dire need of your assistance."
The man held out a hand and casually replied, " Alright, I'm Lukas Bondevik, The Mage of Spades, please start by telling me you story." The trio moved to a clean table and took their seats. Svein started serving out the tea and biscuits as Arthur told his tale not leaving out the part about him kicking a certain Ace's nuts which earned a smirk from the mage.
"… And so, that's why I came here in this ridiculous outfit. So, umm… can you send me back?"
Lukas sat with a hand on his chin. This was tricky, sending someone back to an alternate dimensions was going to require a lot of magical powers, luckily, Lukas has prepared for this. Why you ask? Let's just say a certain ace was driving him mad and sending him to an alternate dimension sounds like a pretty good idea.
"Sure, I can do it. I'll send you back."
Arthur looked ecstatic, "Oh, thank you! but, I don't know how I can repay you sir."
Lukas gave one of his ultra-rare smiles," There's no need, you're a friend of Tino and I do owe him, plus, you kicked the Bastard I hate in the shins, a feat which I deem most heroic." Arthur couldn't help but give out a cocky grin at the mention of the ace's damaged baby makers.
And with that the mage rummaged through a cabinet that was filled with more dusty old books, until he found a small red coloured book with some weird writing which Arthur couldn't read. The cloaked man opened and laid the book on the floor, got out a chalk from his pocket and drew a 24 inch magic circle, glancing often at the book. Arthur looked intrigued that he didn't notice himself moving closer to the circle to get a better look.
"Ok, it's all finished, all that's left is to say the magic words. Arthur can you please step into the circle?"
Arthur obeyed what the cloaked man said and stepped in. Lukas took the book from the floor and skimmed its pages. Once he located the spell needed, he began chanting bizarre words, to Arthur they sounded like a mixture of Arabic and Latin. Arthur turned to Tino, who was merely sitting by the table drinking his tea the whole time they were there.
"Tino, I would like to say thank you, again. You really helped me out, I won't forget you, and that insufferable git Mathias. And a big thank you as well Lukas. Well, Cheerio old chaps!"
Tino gave a fond smile and wave from where he was sitting. As Lukas finished uttering out the last words of the spell, a blue light engulf Arthur. (This is it! I'm finally going home!) Suddenly, another circle was on top of Arthur and it gave sinister black shine as it began cancelling out the blue light, Lukas gave a loud gasp as his magic powers began to weaken.
"Something's not right! Tino get me that blue book to your left!"
Inside the blue-black beams, Arthur heard the yell, "Lukas? What's wrong?!" He then saw his right arm beginning to pixelate. "Arthur! Someone is disrupting the spell! Hang on, I'll stop it!" Arthur heard mage yell from the beams of light. The sandy blonde then saw his whole body began to form into pixels until only his head was left, which of course scared the crap out of him.
"PLEASE HURRY!"
Outside Lukas was chanting out the magic words, and Tino holding the book. The black magic circle was spinning rapidly and the black beams where still overpowering the blue ones. Lukas, was getting tired and his powers were being drained at an alarming rate. The mage knew whoever was doing this was greatly skilled in ancient magic and was far stronger than him. Arthur's scream brought him out of his thoughts.
"ARTHUR!"
Tino yelled as the black light exploded everywhere blinding him and Lukas. When the light finally dispersed, Tino opened his eyes to find the room in complete disarray, the furniture was overturned, the books where scattered and papers flying everywhere. Lukas and him were on the floor, he looked over to where Arthur had been and found no trace of the bushy brow blonde.
"Hey, Lukas, Lukas, wake up!"
Lukas opened his eyes and looked up to his friend.
"Lukas, Arthur's gone!"
Else where...
In a dark room, which only had a candle on top of a table as a source of light,
A lone ominous figure smiled from his chess game, holding on to the black queen piece smiling devilishly
"Checkmate"
To Alfred…
The blonde royal let out a long frustrated sigh escape his lips. He was in the royal throne room, alone, sitting on the golden, extravagant throne with one of his legs on top of the other and his head resting upon the palm of his hand. Alfred had tried, he really did, but he couldn't find the maid.
"FUDGEBALLS! Where the heck is she?! it's not like she could have disappeared into thin air?!"
The cerulean eyed boy exclaimed into the air. It just so frustrating, he spent the morning running around the castle asking if they knew of a new maid that just arrived today, all the answers he received was a big dream crushing no. The head maid said they weren't expecting new servants till next month, which puzzled Alfred, but hey, maybe she wanted to start early?
Alfred let out an irritated growl as he sat down properly no longer crossing his legs. He needed to think, and his father always told him, you need to sit properly in order to think clearly. (Hmmm, maybe she went to town to run errands? But, the guards said no one left the castle, so it's a no.)
*poof*
"KYAAAH!"
All of a sudden, something big, frilly and soft fell unto Alfred's lap. Needless to say the king-to-be was in shock. The 'object' didn't seem to notice him as it continued to squirm and mumble under its breath.
"Bollocks! Not again! Where in the Queen's name am I now?! This isn't the library, Hmm, I'm guessing I'm in a throne room, since there is a throne beside me. "
(It talked! With a distinctly peculiar accent, it sounds sexy. ) Alfred thought with a slight grin on his face. The said object was actually a person, who was busying him or herself scanning the room and rubbing his or her oh so lovely buns against the Spadian monarch's lap oblivious to the sexual tension it was causing. (Damn! That's soft!)
The unknown person gave a comfortable sigh as he/she relaxed," My, this is a lovely cushion, nice and comfortable to sit on." Hearing this Alfred couldn't help but chuckle, and seductively replied into the other's ear.
"Why, thank you darlin, you feel nice and lovely as well."
The person gave a high pitched squeal, that Alfred labelled as cute, as he/she stood up and turned to face the smirking royalty. (It's a maid! Oooh! This must be her!) Alfred took a deep breath as he scanned the petite figure clad in a short maid's outfit in front of him. One word can describe the look of the blushing figure and it was a-d-o-r-a-b-l-e!
Alfred studied the maid further, sandy blonde locks, alabaster skin, pink rosy cheeks which darkened even more because of the blush, cherry red lips and clear emerald-green eyes. This person was beautiful, even with the bushy eyebrows.
"WHO BLOODY HELL ARE YOU!? WHERE AM I?!"
This snapped Alfred out of his gaze of the figure but, instead of answering the question the wheat haired blonde ask excitedly questions of his own. "Are you the new maid of the castle?! What's your name?! How did you kick Mathias in the shins?! Why do you got a funny accent?! And, How did you get unto my lap?!"
Arthur was caught off guard by the man and his damn questions that he lost his voice. The blonde man noticed this," Sorry, Sorry, I'm just excited to meet the girl who made Mathias fall to his knees! Great job by the way! So how'd you do it dollface? "
Once Arthur regained his composure he gave a huff as he replied in a crossed tone "It is Arthur! Not dollface you obnoxious Git!"
Alfred was stunned, that's the first time a maid insulted him, Damn! this maid had balls! and he liked it, only, "Arthur? Funny name for a girl, your parents wanted a guy? " Alfred added with a small laugh.
Arthur was about to yell at him informing him that he was a guy when suddenly the doors of the throne room burst open letting in ten armored soldiers, a disheveled and breathless ace, and a more disheveled and breathless royal tutor.
"Your Highness! Captain George here for the daily report." A man with a more elaborate armor said as he took a step forward. His gaze then turned to Arthur who was blocking his view of the King.
"Excuse me miss, can you please step aside so I can talk to his majesty?"
Mathias finally regained his breath, and caught sight of Arthur. Oh crap! He was too late.
"ALICE! There you are! I've looked all over for you!"
Alfred gave a confused look to Mathias completely ignoring the captain. "Alice? I thought your name was Arthur?" Arthur froze on spot. He completely forgot that there were no male maids in the castle, he was in deep shit, luckily he didn't blurt out the he was a guy to this man. He took a step back and his heels got caught on the carpet surrounding the throne which caused him to lose his balance.
"HEY! WATCH OUT!"
"ARTHUR!"
"YOUR HIGHNESS!"
Arthur closed his eyes and waited to feel the hard marble floor hit him in the face. He waited and waited but instead of hard and cold he fell on something soft and warm. When he opened his he found himself laying on top of the blue eyed man. Arthur flushed when he realize that one of the man's legs was in between his parted ones.
"Damn that hurt! Hey, Arthur or Alice are you ok? Didja hurt yourself?"
Alfred said as he looked into the emerald-green eyes of the maid. The maid shook his head signalling a no, and shifted a bit to get up from their position. As Alfred moved to untangle them, he unconsciously brushed upon the thing in between Arthur and found something that no woman could own.
"HOLY SNOT!" The monarch exclaimed as he grabbed the maid by the shoulder and helped them both stand. Everyone in the room looked at Alfred with a puzzled glance, everyone except Arthur who felt the brush and was blushing tenfold.
"Arthur or Alice, I hope you forgive me for what I'm about to do." Alfred said with a serious face. Arthur felt a shiver run down his spine; this was not going to end well. All of sudden, Arthur felt the edge of his skirt being lifted up and a certain monarch going underneath it. He let out a startled shriek as the blonde underneath his skirt cupped his knob.
The soldiers, ace and tutor paled at the indecent action of their soon-to-be-king. To see your king underneath the skirt of a woman doing…. God knows what things, was really disturbing. Mathias was first to react, followed by the tutor, and the captain.
"Alfred! Get out of there!"
"Your highness! That is completely unbecoming of a man!"
"That's no way to treat a lady, Sir."
Alfred finally came out from underneath the skirt, with a slightly perverted yet shocked look. He looked over to Arthur and held one of his hands before casually saying,
"You are definitely an Arthur, a pretty cute one at that, although, I wonder how did you get it so smooth like that? "
Arthur looked at the man in front of him with complete and utter horror, and did the most logical thing a logical person like Arthur can do, he gave the cocky brat one big strong-
-SLAP-
Which echoed throughout the halls of the throne room, and caused Mathias to face palm, the tutor to faint, the guards to rush towards him and Alfred to rub his painfully red cheek. Yep, this definitely didn't end well.
What will happen next?
Stay tuned to find out!
TTFN!