Disclaimer: Same as before, only if I did own Naruto, Sasuke and Naruto would be together for ever!!!

I tried to add humor to this before, but I am now!!! Hope it's funny!!

Ch.4 Love Connection, My Way

"Okay, so you know the plan?" Yayoi asked Sachi. "Yes, but it isn't going to work. This plan is so retarded that I bet you could… wait you did come up with this plan?" Sachi stopped for Yayoi to answer. She only nodded. "Oh, I was about to say even you could come with something better, but since you made the plan, it's bad enough as it is." Sachi finished. "Thank y- hey!! Why y…" "If you want this plan to be on schedule, you better stop talking and get Sasuke." Sachi ordered. Defeated, Yayoi got up, saluted, and went out for Sasuke.

"Hey, Sasuke!! Come here!!!" Yayoi yelled as she made a gesture. He came over and asked, "What do you want?" Before he could hear her response, Yayoi had already knocked him out, stuffed him in a potato sack, and dragged him away. He's heavier than he looks, thought Yayoi.

1 hour later…

Sasuke was finally waking up, only to see Yayoi dressed in a suit with a terrible bun in the back of her head. "Morning Sasuke!! Ready to play?" Play? What the hell she is talking about, thought Sasuke. He tired to break free, but realized he was tied to a chair. "You can't get free." mocked Yayoi in a singsong voice. "That rope is tougher than any other tying material known to man. No one can break it." Sasuke gave her the famous 'Uchiha death glare' but it didn't faze her. "Like I said, are you ready to play? Not like that, but play Love Connection!!!" she screamed. "Wha?" "Okay, Sachi and I will do most of it; you just follow along, okay?" Yayoi said quickly. Sasuke stared blankly at her, and then turned away. "I'll take that as a 'yes.' Now, if you will point your attention to my lovely assistant, Sachi." Yayoi said as she pointed to Sachi wearing a short, tight, black dress in heels. The dress was enough to make any guy break out in cold sweat. Sasuke only blushed, but it was barely noticeable. "Now Sasuke, there are three lovely contestants trying to get you approval. One is a blonde cutie and the other two are pink haired maidens, one being Sachi." Yayoi explained, whispering the last part. "Dammit Yayoi, stick to the plan!!" Sachi yelled to Yayoi. "Fine. Okay Sasuke, we took your personality: blunt, cold, and uncaring and we… wait you'd be perfect for Sachi." Yayoi trailed off into her thoughts. "Fuck you, Yayoi!! Get back to this damn game!!!" Sachi not yelled, but ordered! "Alright, we took your personality and found someone is your exact opposite." Yayoi stated. "Exact opposite??" Sasuke raised an eyebrow. "Well you know what they say, opposites attract!!!" Yayoi said in a hyperactive tone while making her fingers point toward each other. Sachi ordered as each word got louder and more evil sounding, "Yayoi, get back to this, before I kick your…" "Okay, okay. Sasuke, of the three, we found the one that had the perfect match for you. This one is a keeper. You have one date tomorrow with that person. You have to tell us how it went and if you want to continue dating that person, understand?" Yayoi asked as she turned back around to see Sasuke glaring at her. "Hn." "Understand??" Yayoi said in an icy cold tone (totally unlike her). Sasuke nodded his head. "Good, now the date will be a dinner date. It will be at your house. I will cook and Sachi will cater." Yayoi said before being cut off by Sasuke. "You're going to cook?" he asked, dumbfounded. Yayoi lowered to Sasuke's level and asked, "Do you want to eat her cooking?" He shook his head. "I thought you'd say that. But, the date is at 7:00. He won't be late and neither will you." Yayoi said as she untied Sasuke. "He?" Sasuke asked. "Did I say that? Oh well, be ready by seven, bye!!" she quickly responded as she pushed Sasuke out of the house. "How does Naruto feel about that?" Sachi said as she walked up to Yayoi. The raven haired girl sighed and answered, "He is totally okay with it. In fact, he's excited about it!!" "Whatever, I hope this works." Sachi put bluntly. "Yea, me too."

My date is with a guy, hmm, thought Sasuke. The only guy I want to date is…

Naruto

I tried to make it funny, oh well. I'm hilarious in my house, but I can't put into writing. It's sad!!(Starts to cry)

Yayoi: Is she alright?

Sachi: Don't know, don't care.

Me: How can you be soooo cruel!!! (Crying gets worse)

Yayoi: (Trying to comfort) Look what you did!! You made it worse!!

Sachi: Like I care.

Me: How mean!! (Runs out of the room)

Yayoi: Writer-sama, come back!!!! Why?

Sachi: Because I enjoy doing it.

Yayoi: (Sighs and walks out of the room) Why do I bother?