Ahhhhhh! OMFG! You guys gave me over 100 story alerts! I'm like, hyperventilating!

Sorry this chapter took a bit longer than the usual, I'm in Korea right now…

Couple of Notes for this chapter:

1. I want to thank baiolles708 for translating from Korean to English. She's so supermegafoxyawesomehot!

2. To all the people who want Klaine to become real in this fanfic: its probably not gonna happen until they get on in the show (you'll see why in the next note). Plus its much more fun, for me as an author, to write sexual tension than fluff.

3. This is the last chapter where I will make up the situations. After that, the posts will be based on what happened in the previous episode.

4. Like I mentioned before, OVER 100 ALERTS! Could you imagine how many reviews I would have if everyone just put in even a ONE WORD review. Take covergirl614, all her review said was "good work." And it still made me super happy.

Sorry to sound needy…but u generally traffic more readers and subscribers when you have lots of reviews. They think ur story is good. I still love every fanfiction email that comes into my inbox!

Luv you all, sorry for the long author's note, read and review!

Disclaimer: I put the FAN in FANfiction by not owning Glee. Or AVPM. Or Desperate Housewives.


Blaine Anderson to Carole Hudson-Hummel I'm sorry I ruined Desperate Housewives for you.

(Kurt Freaking Hummel likes this)

Carole Hudson-Hummel It's okay.


Kurt Freaking Hummel to Blaine Anderson where is your Freaking?

(Wes Freaking Ritcher and Daivd Freaking Grueson like this)

Blaine Anderson my mom got on facebook :/

Wes Freaking Ritcher lol lol lol

Blaine Anderson ur mom is getting on too

Wes Freaking Ritcher shit shit shit

David Freaking Grueson PLEASE TELL ME NOT MINE

Blaine Anderson =( hate to disappoint

Kurt Freaking Hummel no u don't

Wes Freaking Ritcher true dat

(Kurt Freaking Hummel likes this)


Kurt Freaking Hummel feels like an outcast again =(

(Noah 'Puck' Puckerman likes this)

Mercedes Jones what's wrong with my boy?

Kurt Freaking Hummel Blaine and Wes and David quit being awesome

(Blaine Anderson likes this)

Wes Ritcher for your info: I AM STILL AS AWESOME AS CAN BE

Blaine Anderson shut up wes

Wes Ritcher NEVAHHHHHHHHHH

Kurt Freaking Hummel lol….at least ur self-aware

(Blaine Anderson and David Grueson like this)


Kurt Hummel is boring again.

(Blaine Anderson likes this)

Blaine Anderson =( poor kurtie

Wes Ritcher kurtie? *wags eyebrows suggestively*

Blaine Anderson shut up wes

Wes Ritcher NEVAHHHHHHH

David Grueson déjà vu…

Kurt Hummel ikr?

Blaine Anderson its cuz wes and I have that conversation EVERY FREAKING DAY


Blaine Anderson I SAW WES AND DAVID SNOGGING! I SAW WES AND DAVID SNOGGING!

(Kurt Hummel likes this)

Caleb Yang ?

Kurt Hummel yeah, wtf?

Blaine Anderson warblers truth or dare. Tehe.

(Kurt Hummel likes this)

Wes Ritcher I picked dare.

Blaine Anderson AND?

Wes Ritcher I had to kiss david

Blaine Anderson and they said ONLY 10 seconds but you two started full out snogging! Rofl :D :D :D

Wes Ritcher I got caught up in the moment…his lips tasted like lip smackers.

David Grueson *blushes then hits wes on the head with a frying pan* they're from my GIRLFRIEND okay?

Kurt Hummel NO not okay! Wes loves you and you just left him in the dirt! That kiss meant a lot to him!

(Blaine Anderson likes this)

David Grueson are you being serious or silly?

Kurt Hummel hmmm. Both.


Santana Lopez to Blaine Anderson U. Me. Breadstix. 7.

(Blaine Anderson likes this)

Wes Ritcher no freaking fair!

(Blaine Anderson likes this)


Blaine Anderson dinner with Santana Lopez was…interesting.

(Kurt Hummel and Santana Lopez like this)

Kurt Hummel what did you do?

Santana Lopez u'll nevah kno. Haha.

Kurt Hummel forget u.

Blaine Anderson nothing happened.

Santana Lopez Nothing *that* bad.

(Wes Ritcher likes this)

Santana Lopez in your dreams

(David Grueson likes this)


Blaine Anderson is now friends with Rachel Berry.

(Kurt Hummel likes this)

Kurt Hummel yayyyyyyyyyy

Rachel Berry I have to know if he is treating our boy right.

Kurt Hummel Errr…we're not together

Rachel Berry I KNEW something was wrong with these freaking Warblers

Wes Ritcher gee, thanks.

Kurt Hummel no, she's right about you wes. There is something seriously wrong with u.

(Blaine Anderson and David Grueson like this)

Rachel Berry AND, you didn't get a solo!

Kurt Hummel song choice=epic failure.

Wes Ritcher uhh yeah.

David Grueson way to be supportive, wes.

Wes Ritcher u were on the judging panel too!

David Grueson I voted up.

Wes Ritcher screw u.

Blaine Anderson sorry, Rachel. U didn't need to get a hundred notifications for this…

Rachel Berry It's okay. You should see they comments for OUR glee club.

Kurt Hummel those were the days…

Rachel Berry You're the one who comments the most, Kurt!

Kurt Hummel oh yeah.

(Rachel Berry likes this)


Kurt Hummel is going to bed. If he can…

(Wes Ritcher likes this)

Tina Cohen-Chang what do you mean?

Kurt Hummel SOMEONE *cough WES cough* likes to snore all night WHILE listening to npr. Grrrrrrrrrrr

Wes Ritcher sorry! David and blaine kicked me out!

David Grueson BECAUSE U SNORED!

Blaine Anderson yeah…it was REALLY bad

Kurt Hummel so you stick him with me?

Blaine Anderson Yes. UR the new kid.

David Grueson mwahahahahahahahaha

(Blaine Anderson likes this)

Kurt Hummel and now I can't go to bed.

Blaine Anderson fine fine. WES GET OVER HERE!

Wes Ritcher okeydokey! I'm coming home, david honey

David Grueson GAGGGGGGG!