Warning: The following fic may be too random for some readers.
A/N: I'm Smurf, and I would like to thank you all for reading the fic thus far! This is one of the shortest chapters in this particular fic, and it's filler. It has no real importance.
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From the Floppy Called Subversive
By: Smurf
Chapter Three: In Which Sakura Makes Her Choice
Things were definitely not going as the pink haired medic-nin had planned. In her mind she and Sasuke should be planning out the perfect little white wedding, and buying a house with enough room to house both them and the brood of little Sakura and Sasuke's she had imagined them having together since the day she had first laid eyes on him at the Academy. Instead, here she was, all alone sitting in the hall of the hospital room, which was currently occupied by both of her former teammates.
She had arrived at the hospital, quite some time after first hearing that Naruto had been poisoned with some sort of super knockout drug. She had walked down the halls and to the room where she had been informed Naruto was resting, only to be in time to hear Sasuke and Naruto speaking to one another in hushed tones. When she poked her head inside the door she had nearly fainted!
There, laying in a tangle of arms, legs, and hospital bed sheets, were her loud, hyper, blond teammate, and the dark haired, brooding, man of her dreams. Uchiha Sasuke and Uzumaki Naruto were in bed, naked, cuddling! Vaguely Sakura thought about how right it seemed, while battling with her sudden depression, and Inner-Sakura was torn between homicidal outrage and the strange urge to find a camcorder and videotape the whole thing, maybe even ask for an encore performance of their earlier activities just so that she could capture it on film for posterity.
It was then that a blond girl with cat ears and a tail sat down beside her and showed her a funny looking book called the Laws of the Naruto-verse. She opened it to the section under the heading Haruno Sakura, and pointed out her three options. Sakura thought on it a moment. Suicide was far too messy, and Lee was… well, LEE! That left only one option; Ino, and somehow that seemed just about right.
End Chapter Three!
Next Chapter: In Which Shikamaru is Lazy and Chouji Eats
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Smurf!