I woke up in the morning on top of a sleeping Kat I blinked and looked up at the computer screen, she managed to upload both videos and it had over a million views already, I grinned and then scrolled down the comments to find a hell lot of Shane and Kitty comments. I really hate when my viewers want the exact thing that I want, Shane commented on the video and it managed to get to top comment. "Looking forward to seeing you Kitty :3" who the fuck says that? Especially on a video, especially on MY video, grr he is so complicated! I shook Kat awake and we had 2 hours to get our stuff ready for moving and also check out of the hotel we had been living in for the past 2 months. We rushed around the hotel room screaming 'fuck, shit and son of a bitch' every so often. We got everything into a taxi and hoped in, according to the people of Youtube all the Youtubers will be living on the same street when I will get enough money I will rename the street "Youtubers Paradise". The truck came to a halt and the door opened up and we found half the Youtubers already here.

I stepped outside and then miraculously tripped over the flat road right on my face and right in front of Anthony's camera as much as the fall hurt like a bitch I was more worried about the camera part. "I got the bitches tripping!" he exclaimed and everyone laughed with him. I got up and checked if my nose was bleeding "Some friends you are guys, I am telling you now, I do not trust a single one of you!" I yelled and everyone laughed harder I walked off in frustration leaving Kat to talk to the Youtubers of which house is ours. All the houses looked the same so I didn't give a shit, "Do you trust me?" a voice said I turned around and once again Shane Dawson was behind me.

"Oh what a surprise you are here! Just what I need" I growled he leaned in closer "Is your face ok?" I shrunk backwards "Yeah it just feels a bit numb." His lips were getting closer to mine and I forgot to lean away. "Do you need me to kiss you better?" he whispered his lips inches from mine I was too scared to reply so I just closed my eyes which is usually the sign you give to kiss right? Then I felt our lips lock and my heart began to pound he put his arms around my waist. I put my hands in his beautiful hair it was the softest thing I had ever felt. I pulled away and he looked slightly stunned "What hair products do you use?" I said curiously he looked absolutely annoyed "Gurl I was in da zone!" he replied in a Shananay voice "Get your lips back to work biatch." I laughed and we began to kiss again. My heart was beating so fast I swear it would explode then he pulled away from me. "Kitty I am sorry for what I did I was..." he began "Shhh" I said softly he smiled and gave me a tender hug.

I think he was going to say something until Tobuscus comes strolling over and looked pretty startled at the hug that was taking place. "Hello audience" he said in a very flirtatious voice as if he was going to sit down and watch. I pulled away from Shane "Hey Toby what's new?" I said casually hoping my voice doesn't give away that I was dying from happiness. Toby hesitated as if he was going to say something and then he replaced it with a cute smile for some reason I felt Shane tense behind me. "I hope we are next door to each other Kitty-licious" Toby exclaimed I raised my eyebrows "Is that a word?" I said curiously and Toby leaned in just in case Shane were to hear "No it's a nickname to describe you're beautiful face." He winked I rolled my eyes "Thanks Toby but I have to get back to Kat." I looked at Shane who looks like he was going to bust someone's head off I couldn't help but smile. "See you later Shane." I said blushing slightly at his wink.

I walked over to where Kat was supposed to be to find her in the arms of Phil Lester they were googly eyeing each other. Obviously not knowing I am here I took that advantage and decided to watch what was going to happen. Of course I didn't fully comprehend what was in Phil's eyes as he delicately placed his lips on Kat's. I accidently let out a high pitched scream that was soon cut off by my hand, the couple flew apart from each other Kat looked at me with a very unimpressed face and Phil nervously waited for my reaction I looked at the both "Sorry for that I had a nerd-gasm you keep doing what you are doing." I exclaimed Kat rolled her eyes "here, have the keys." She said throwing them at my face the key and a charm with a silver K and loads of diamantes on it. I looked at her "But don't you have one too?" I said she took out another one with a black K with diamantes. "Oh ok catch you guys later!" I yelped walking away as briskly as possible

I looked at the keys and they had the number 9 inscribed into them so I began to go up the road and as I passed seeing everyone moving their stuff in that was on their door step. I realised Kat and I had no furniture I nearly screamed out in fury, I found house number nine to find Kat and I's stuff on the doorstep I smiled opening the white picket fence. The house looked new but cottage like at the same time I opened the door to find it already furnished with awesome stuff and the rooms had this colourful aura about it. There was a note on the fridge it read-

Dear Kitty and Kat

Since you had no furniture to move in with we found it hard to let you buy your own. You will find that we have put your favourite things in your rooms and made it as likeable for you as possible. Enjoy seeing you at the Youtubers meeting next week at the building 7:00 am.

From the Youtube crew

I grinned at the note and walked all around the house finding two bathrooms both doors either had Kitty or Kat written on them. I walked into the Kitty bathroom to find the most beautiful room I grinned widely I knew that someone watched my dream house video. Which was to have a bath separate from the shower, the bathroom had rainbows painted everywhere and loads of friggin shelves! I ran around the house in absolute joy and then tripped over right in front of my door. For some reason I was tripping over a lot today but it was necessary. I opened the door and stood there mouth gaped open this was the exact same design as the one in my video I almost wanted to cry with happiness.

The walls were all white and as I said in my video "I would have posters and fan art on my walls." It had a double bed which has Doctor Who David Tennant sheets and pillows. There is a window that looks into the back garden and my smile widened at the perch that was obviously built there for me to sit on. I checked inside the mirrored wardrobe to see what was inside and of course it was empty because Youtube luckily doesn't know my size.

I ran outside the house and began rapidly putting everything inside I was so excited I couldn't wait to start hanging up the fan art. I got everything inside and began to sort out the things that were mine and what was Kat's who probably is looking at Dan and Phil's house. I then realised we had no food in the house and I didn't have a car, I turned on my Google maps on my phone and found that the shops take two minutes to walk to so practically at the end of the street I took a shit load of money. Then I quickly locked the door and began walking up the street it was a beautiful summer's day and when I made it to the shops let's just say I bought every fucking piece of food there was.

Shane and Kitty kissed! Yayyyyy

Phil and Kat kissed! Yayyy

What's up between Toby and Shane?

Find out next time on Total Drama Youtube Island!

Oh god I should stop saying that

From Russia with Love

Fall xxx