HELLO ONCE MORE PEOPLE!
I'm feeling really nice since I started typing this on the same night I uploaded chapter three. Do any of you know what song is next? B-C…? If you do know, don't say so in the reviews. Please. It might be obvious to some but still. NO SPOILERS. I need River with me right now…it'd be awesome.
NO. THIS IS HETALIA. NOT DOCTOR WHO.
Anyways, enjoy!
S. & N. Italy: It's America and-
Me: SHUT UP.
S. & N. Italy: Eeep~!
I DO NOT OWN HETALIA.
WARNING: LANGUAGE MAY OR MAY NOT BE RUDE
AS IF YOU CARE.
"Hm? China and Russia are here?"
"Great, Russia can only make things more awkward than they already are…"
"Shut up wanker! That's rude."
"Hmph…I know you thought the same thing."
Canada had taken Veneziano into the kitchen to give him something to drink, since his throat went completely dry after he yelled at Romano. America was thinking about what they may be hiding along with Romano and the German brothers were stunned at their friend's changes in mood.
"Zhis is getting veird… Japan, who's next?"
"Aiyaa, why is everyone so down, aru?"
"It's better not to answer that right now…"
"America-san is right. Ret's just choose another song, yes? How about a duet for a change?"
America was pulled out of his seemingly depressed mood and perked up immediately.
"YEAHYEAHYEAHYEAH!"
"O-okay…prease carm down first…"
Japan reached into the bowl and pulled out the first slip and read it out loud…only to be America.
"HELLS YEAH!"
"…right…"
Reaching for another slip, Japan read that one as well.
"Canada-san…? Where is he?"
"I'm in the kitchen…What do you need me for?"
"E-er…w-we thought we could do a duet for a change…"
"Oh. Okay."
"You sure you're okay…you know, with singing…with me?"
"I've had to put up with you for my entire life. A simple song won't mean anything. So, no. I don't mind."
Things were still a little questionable it seemed.
"Alright then… Let's choose a song?"
"Hord on America! I can't find the other headsets!"
"WHAT?! Wait…oh. They're in my room, I'll go get them quickly! Hey, Canada? You can start looking to see which one you'd like."
America dashed towards his room as Canada looked through the songs.
'He's being nice to me… Is it because I yelled at him?'
America came running into the room with 5 more headsets in his arms.
"*huff* Okay…Canada…*pant* here…"
"Oh…thank you America."
"Did you choose one?"
"Yeah."
Canada pointed at one and America grinned.
"Even the title seems fitting! C'mon!"
America grabbed Canada's arm and pulled him into the living room. Putting the disc in and putting the headsets on together, America pressed play and skipped to the song. It started as if a game was being turned on and America began singing first.
B-R-O-T-H-E-R
C-O-M-P-L-E-X
BROTHER
B-R-O-T-H-E-R
C-O-M-P-L-E-X
COMPLEX
Canada joined in for the rest of the chorus.
B-R-O-T-H-E-R
C-O-M-P-L-E-X
BROTHER
B-R-O-T-H-E-R
C-O-M-P-L-E-X
COMPLEX
"Ohonhononhonhon, this song is getting interesting…"
"Ve? What do you mean?"
"Well, brother complex means-"
"SHUT UP YOU DAMN PERVERTED BASTARD. DON'T RUIN MIO FRATELLO'S INOCCENCE!"
It looked like everything was back to normal once more.
B-R-O-T-H-E-R
C-O-M-P-L-E-X
BROTHER
B-R-O-T-H-E-R
C-O-M-P-L-E-X
COMPLEX
A techno pop instrumental started as Canada began to get ready to sing his part and America sort of stepped back from the picture.
This is how I'm acknowledged in the symbolic world.
It's a little crooked, but I'm proud.
It was a little weird when Canada's map appeared on the screen, but no one really questioned it.
Upside-Down
AB
MB
BC
NB
East, West!
NL
NS
ON
QC
Who are you?
I'm Canada!
"Sound familiar?"
"Oi, you can't say anything. You forget too!"
"Not as much as you mon amie."
"SHUT UP!"
It'd be nice if I was remembered a little better…
Whatever I do, it doesn't work.
Again?
Again?!
You can't see me?!
Whoooooooo?!
Canada was getting really into character with doing hand motions. He flailed in that last line and America was trying not to crack up.
I put on, I put on
The Maple Leaf flag!
I spin English and French.
"Mostly English though."
"Shut up! He's mostly part French, non?"
"Yeah, right! Only Quebec speaks it!"
"Still!"
"Just shut it, bloody git!"
I sing, I sing, O Canada
Yeah!
Kumajiro gives a roar!
"Vhat? But zhe little polar bear isn't even here!"
"Shut up, bruder, it's just a song."
I dance, I dance,
Oh, dancin' night!
Yeah!
I give it my all at the Olympics!
(Winneeeerrrrr!)
Hoisting up a medal,
Oh, Vancouver
Yeah!
I won't hand over victory to that guy.
Canada glared at America as said brother simply glared back and another instrumental began. As it began to fade away, Canada stepped back as America stepped in, signifying it was his turn.
This is my existence on the symbolizing world.
I'm searching for the lost ability to read the atmosphere!
(Ve~)
Again, a map of America showed up but what surprised the nations was the small signature ve~ of Veneziano in the background. They turned to look at him but found he was asleep with his brother next to a headset.
"Oh, that explains it, aru."
Upside-Down
AL
AZ
KA
GA
West, East!
LA
OR
CA
DE
Who are you?
I'm a HERO XDDD
Everyone just rolled their eyes as America fist-pumped into the air.
It looks like there's a face I always make fun of~
Canada decided to defend himself, but only managed to whisper quietly into the mic. It was actually adorable to see his face turn red just like his flag!
(Isn't that excessive?)
Aren't I quite serious today?
Look here!
Right now!
I'll decide!
America's demanding voice caught the attention of all the nations and actually caused them to do what he told them to. Germany was embarrassed he actually followed the orders of someone lesser military-formal than him.
I put on, I put on,
The Stars and Stripes!
Yeah!
I hold a McShake up to the sky!
"WHERE THE BLOODY HELL DID YOU EVEN GET THAT FROM?!"
"You know better than anyone than to question America's actions, England."
"DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO SHUT UP?!"
"YOU DO NOT 'AVE TO SCREAM AT ME!"
"APPEARANTLY I DO!"
"Aiyaa…they're at it again…"
"They really do like to argue, da?"
"Hai. Nothing rearry ever keeps them from doing so."
America rolled his eyes before continuing to sing as Canada simply giggled at the bickering nations.
I sing, I sing,
O Star-Spangled BANNER!
Wait a second?
Stand by, OK!
"Vhat is he talking about?"
"No se. None of us are leaving?"
"It doesn't matter! Just shut up!"
I dance, I dance,
Oh dancin' night
Yeah!
Tightening my metabolic body!
"Metabolic? Pfft, more like fatty!"
America stuck his tongue out at England and decided to ignore him for the rest of the song.
I watch the night sky
Oh Christmas Santa
HAHA!
I want to find him faster than that guy!
America pointed at Canada and started to laugh. It took all the Canadian good he had to not tell America off by saying Santa didn't even exist. Once more, an instrumental began as the screen said "Now Loading…". Once it was coming to an end, America's face turned to embarrassment when he remembered that one April Fool's day…
A: The April Fool's when photos were leaked…
C: He had bear ears by request!
America flushed at the mention of what he wore but continued singing, not wanting to give his brother the satisfaction of knowing he had embarrassed him even further.
A: Even though it's embarrassing; an apron and a necktie,
C: Is the photo hidden enough?
A: Not worrying about it is your policy?
C: Is worrying another way to lose weight?
Canada had a smug look on his face as America turned even redder (if that was even possible) until America took out a cake that crushed his moment.
A: In that case, will you eat this too, Canada?
C: Hold on, that's a blue cake!
The last word (cake) was being held on to in a high note as America was putting the bizarre cake closer and closer to Canada's face. It was cracking Prussia up to see him being held back by a simple cake!
A: Who?
C: I'm Canada!
A really short instrumental began just long enough to dodge America's cake from being smashed into Canada's face. He was getting fed up with America's tricks and was getting really annoyed.
C: Jeez, listen! Would you stop getting in my way!?
A: But I'm not?~
C: Isn't there a way to end this peacefully?
A & C: Oh!
Jeez!
Self-Confidence
Isn't enough?!
They blinked at the way their foreheads were touching since they hadn't noticed they were glaring at each other and getting closer. They laughed and continued singing while France and England were trying really hard to not make fun of their ex-colonies.
They were just too cute together!
It rotates, it rotates,
The Earth rotates!
Yeah!
C: I'll have pancakes with maple syrup~
It goes around, it goes around,
The Earth goes around,
The sun!
"Thank you for stating the obvious…"
A: How about hamburgers for a growling stomach?
We dance, we dance,
O dance in space
Yeah!
We finish off the bucket of ice cream!
"E-eh?! Canada, please don't tell me you're a glutton like Ameriqué!"
"They're twin brothers, France. What do you expect?"
All of
(Whoooooo)
The voices
I'm born in now
Yeah!
I want to stand out more than that guy!
We rotate, we rotate,
We rotate!
(B-R-O-T-H-E-R C-O-M-P-L-E-X, OH!)
We go around, we go around,
Souls go around!
(B-R-O-T-H-E-R C-O-M-P-L-E-X WE ARE-)
We dance, we dance,
Dance on Earth!
(B-R-O-T-H-E-R C-O-M-P-L-E-X, YEAH!)
C: All of,
A: The voices,
Born in now!
(B-R-O-T-H-E-R C-O-M-P-L-E-X BROTHERS!)
Before what seemed to be their last line, both America and Canada stood side by side and held out their left (Canada) and right (America) hands out, facing the rest of the nations and said:
Do you want to be a country like us?
The music began to die down and disappeared quickly. America and Canada took off their headsets and high-fived and began talking a little too fast for the other nations to understand.
"That was AWESOME!"
"I know! I never thought we would actually be a successful harmony?"
"We should sing more often!"
"…Not in front of big crowds though, eh?"
"Yeah, sure!"
"Your duet was rearry nice America-san and Canada-san. Shall we continue?"
"Sure! But let me call the Nordics first. Denmark CAN'T sleep this long!"
"Yes, I agree. It is not norma-"
POUND-POUND-POUND-POUND
"Aiyaa! Someone's desperate to come in!"
"Maybe zhat's them?"
"Ve~ who's making so much noise?"
"I'll get it!"
America made his way to the door and opened it to find Norway and Iceland, each holding one arm that belonged to Denmark across their shoulders. Sweden and Finland were behind them and Finland was rubbing the back of his neck and laughing nervously.
"S-sorry we're late… Denmark wouldn't get up…"
"…Well, it seems he's still not up. How did you guys dress him?"
"We didn't. Norway was started to get fed up so he went to get a frying pan Hungary had given to him to smack him in the face with, but we managed to wake him up before he came back with it."
"Shut up little brother."
"Stop calling me that, Nor!"
"Not until you call me big brother."
"I'm going to let go of Denmark if you don't shut up."
"Ice! Be nice!"
"Pfffft! That totally just rhymed!"
"It wasn't my intention…"
"Still though. Why is he knocked out?"
"When Nor came back, he had finished dressing but since he didn't see him in his bed, when Denmark tried to get his attention…"
"I slammed the pan in his face."
America couldn't hold back anymore so he started laughing as hard as he could. Norway was trying not to smile and so was Iceland while Finland was stifling his own laugh. Sweden was just as expressionless as ever.
"Wow…that must've been hilarious, but come on in! We already sang 3 songs."
"Already? When did you guys start?"
"Before noon."
"Oh."
Introducing, NORDICS! :D Well, it must've been pretty obvious which song it was gonna be huh? Whatevs. Hope you guys enjoyed reading this as much as I did typing it!
9 pages. Damn. These get longer by the chapter!
S. Italy: Oi, Midnight? Is Icy going to join us soon?
Me: I'm not sure. Why do you ask?
S. Italy: Just wondering…
N. Italy: Ve~ do you like hanging out with Icy, Lovi?
S. Italy: Sh-shut up!
Me: Awww, Lovi has a crush on Icy!
S. Italy: NO I DON'T! SHUT UP!
Me & N. Italy: Hopeless as ever.
~Midnight~