A/N: I don't own anything!! Only my ideas lol!
Episode 2: Part 1
The next morning Mark was the first to wake up. When he was he getting dressed he observed his roommates. Roger was on the edge of the bed hugging his guitar, Maureen was asleep with her hand down her pants, Joanne had her blue tie wrapped around her eyes like a sleep mask, Violent guy was holding a knife, and of course Drunk Girl cuddled with her bottle of whatever she was drinking.
He went down stairs and saw a message in a bottle. When he opened it, the famous band The Police popped out and began to sing.
I'll send an SOS to the world
I'll send an SOS to the world
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
I hope that someone gets my
Message in a bottle
After The Police were done, Sting gave Mark a hug.
"You can let go now…." Mark said nicely.
"Sorry, good luck, Mark!" Sting said, patting the filmmaker on the back.
"How did you know my name."
"I'm Sting….I know everything."
The band then disappeared into a fog of random smoke. The rest of the contestants ran down the steps, Drunk girl stumbled…
"Are you ok?" Roger asked.
"My drink soaked into the carpet! My glass broke! I cant function without my drink! No! I'VE LOST THE TASTE OF ALCOHOL!" Drunk girl cried.
"Is she going to be ok?" Benny asked.
"I don't care. Mark, read what the message says."
Mark: Drunk Girl was starting to have a seizure and everyone wanted me to read the message. No one wanted to help her! I was surprised. I couldn't read it, so Joanne read the message, while I helped Drunk Girl.
Joanne began to read "Good morning! Since last night was chaotic, I've decided to have a little one on one time with each of you. Don't get too comfortable, because elimination is tonight. Love, Tila."
The Lawyer sat the message on the round table and a loud scream was heard. Everyone looked down at Mark and Drunk Girl.
"MY EAR IS BLEEDING! SHE BIT MY EAR OFF!"
"SOMEONE CALL 911!" Maureen screamed.
"GIVE HER A DRINK AND SHE WILL CALM DOWN!" Roger said, running into the kitchen.
Roger returned with a 6 pack of Budlight. Once Drunk Girl finished her beers, she was back to normal. Tila entered the room and everyone cheered.
Tila: When I came down stairs I couldn't believe what I had just seen. Beer cans were everywhere and there was broken glass at the last step.
"Is everything ok?" Tila asked looking around.
"Yeah!" The Contestants said cheerfully.
"My ear is gone!" Mark screamed.
"We love you, Tila!" Drunk Girl screamed, lifting her shirt up and jumping up and down.
"Someone didn't wear a bra today." Roger said looking away.
"WHERE ARE MY BEADS?" Asked Drunk Girl.
"I don't have any." Tila said smiling.
"Ok, no one has to help me fix my ear. Thanks for helping!" Mark said, sarcastically.
"Today I will be having some one on one time with each of you. While I am having one on one time, the rest of you can just, get drunk, try on other peoples clothes, go in the confessional and talk shit about everyone, or start a big fight and boost ratings!" Tila said.
"Sweet!" Maureen and Violent guy said.
"I would first like to see……Joanne."
Tila and Joanne went outside and sat on the edge of the pool.
"So, Joanne, Tell me about yourself."
"Well, I'm a Lawyer, I work 24/7 and I rarely get time off. I take my job seriously…."
Tila: What do I think about Joanne? Wow! She has no life. Wait! She does!……her job. But she is really nice and she seems like someone who would be cool to hang around. I really wished she had talked about other things, besides her boring ass job. I'm the Queen of Myspace, a singer, and a model. Hell, I was even in I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry. I don't think a Lawyer and a multitalented person like me would work out. She wouldnt be able to catch up with me.
While Joanne talked about her job, Tila began biting her nails and looking around the pool. Finally she had enough and decided to stop Joanne.
"What's your favorite color?" Tila asked.
"Um…green." Joanne answered. She did not expect that question to come up.
"What kind of music do you listen to?"
"R&B, Pop, and classical. You?"
"Everything."
"Everything? Even country music?"
"Only on when I dress up like a cowgirl." Tila said with a wink.
"When do you dress up like a cowgirl?"
"If you make it to the top two…..you'll find out."
A/N: And that my friends, was part 1!