Once again it was a lovely morning and the sun was bright in the…

"Oh shut up already! Damn you're annoying woman!"

"Go kill yourself lazy ass!"

…Never mind.

"Jeez Temari! All I said was I'm hungry let's eat!"

"And I told you a hundred times: the food's not ready yet!"

'Yeah right!' thought Shikamaru 'She's just starving me after what happened yesterday. Women are such a pain!'

"Common Temari I'm dying here!" whined Shikamaru.

"Stop whining lazy ass!"

'If begging won't help perhaps I should try another form of persuasion.' He thought with a sly grin.

Suddenly Shikamaru walked up to Temari. He spun her around and held her in his arms.

"You know Temari, breakfast is my favorite time of the day."

"W-why is that?"

"Because of all the delicious food..."

Shikamaru brought his face closer to hers. His lips inched closer as he cupped her face with his hands.

"Temari."

"Yes Shikamaru?"

"Can I…?"

"Can you what Shikamaru?" asked Temari anxiously.

"Can I eat breakfast already?"

Temari immediately shoved him away.

"Damn you Shikamaru!" she yelled.

"What?" he asked innocently.

"Stop being such a flirt!"

"I am not a flirt! I'm a hungry man!"

"Honestly Shikamaru, you're so impatient!"

'Normally that would not be the case.' thought Shikamaru. 'But this woman's food is so good, I actually got up early this morning just to watch her cook!'

"Okay Shikamaru breakfast's done!"

'Oh boy! Oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh … what?

Shikamaru was shocked to see that "breakfast" consisted entirely of cookies. But worst of all the cookies were shaped like him.

"Uh Temari…"

"Oh I see you like them! Well come on dig in!"

Shikamaru was hesitant to eat himself. Temari, however, was eager to start. She grabbed the top cookie and bit off its head. At that Shikamaru flinched. But the worst was yet to come. Temari then took a knife and cut the next cookie in half vertically then horizontally. By now Shikamaru was completely mortified, but Temari was enjoying herself. With the next cookie she took a bite right out of the crotch! The one after that was decapitated, disemboweled, drilled, chipped, racked, and finally put out of its misery.

By now Shikamaru had completely forgotten he was hungry. The poor boy was actually close to fainting.

'Damn that bitch!' thought Shikamaru 'And all because I wouldn't let her ravish me!'

At last Temari had eaten the final cookie.

"Ah that was delicious." said Temari, "What's wrong Shikamaru? You didn't eat one bite?"

"I lost my appetite."

"Well that's too bad." said Temari, with fake concern.

'Oh that bitch.' thought Shikamaru 'Fine! I'll play her little game. If she's ,so desperate to make me miserable I might as well have some fun.'

Shikamaru quickly left the kitchen and decided to plot his revenge.

"Shikamaru!" yelled Temari.

"Right here troublesome woman!" he grumbled, before putting his plan into action.

"Hey Temari I was thinking, since you helped me so much I wanted to invite you to a luxurious hot spring."

"Wow, that's awfully nice of you."

"Ah don't mention it. It's the least I could do after you worked so hard."

"In that case let's go!"

Shikamaru led her to the hot springs. Temari had beamed the whole way there. He had told her it was a luxurious hot spring. But he head left out one important detail…

"Wow, what a beautiful place!"

"Well hurry up Temari, we haven't got all day"

Temari eagerly ran to the changing room. She quickly put on a bath robe and practically ran for the spring. She was relieved as the warm water hit her body. Temari wadded to the deeper end of the spring, and submerged herself in the water. At last she could rest! However, no sooner had she begun to relax then a familiar voice brought her out of it.

"Enjoying yourself?" asked Shikamaru. Temari instantly jumped up at the sound of his voice.

"What the hell are you doing here?"

"Well this is a mixed bath."

"You bastard, why didn't you tell me?"

"You never asked. Besides, I thought you wanted me all to yourself."

At this Temari shuddered. Shikamaru, meanwhile, moved closer to her. He began playing with her hair.

"Temari-chan's hair is so soft."

"Shika…"

Shikamaru now put his arm around her and pulled her closer to him.

"Why are you wearing a robe Temari?"

"Because I…"

"It's not like we're strangers."

"But…"

Shikamaru put his hand on her back and gave her robe a tug.

"Shika!"

"It's okay Temari I don't mind."

Shikamaru now leaned in close to her face and whispered in a barely audible voice.

"But they might…"

"What?"

Temari's speech was interrupted as Kiba, Naruto, Neji, Chouji, Lee, Sasuke, and even Shino walked into the spring.

"Hey Shikamaru!" said Chouji.

"Long time no see." said Kiba.

"Wow Temari!" said Naruto, with a sly grin, "This is a pleasant surprise!"

"So Shikamaru what exactly were you two doing before we arrived…"

At this point Temari was fuming with anger. She was glaring intensely at the previously mentioned lazy genius, who in turn feigned innocence. Suddenly another person joined the crowd.

"Yo." said Kakashi, as he poofed into the spring. "Sorry I'm late but a stampede of buffalo caused me to…'

"Liar!" yelled Naruto.

"Oh I see we have a girl!" continued Kakashi, as if nothing had happened. "Perhaps she will scrub my back and polish my-"

"That's it! Everybody out!" yelled Temari as she jumped out of the water.

"But the spirit of youth is present among..." but Lee was cut short by Temari's deadly glare.

"I said e-v-e-r-y-b-o-d-y out!"

"Okay, okay!" said the crowd as they all ran for the exit.

"Except you, Shikamaru!"

"What did I do?" asked the lazy genius with genuine fear in his eyes.

Temari advanced on him slowly with an evil grin on her face.

"Uh Temari, you don't look alright."

"Oh trust me Shikamaru, I wouldn't be worried about me."

"Temari? What are you doing with that fan? Oh shit! Oh shit!"

To be continued…

A/N: Hope you liked it! REVEW!