chapter 4 the return of n(azi)

after they beated shofu red and brendan tryed to go threw the wormhole but it was already closed by rr. shofu got traped on the other side of the wormhole with them

"shofu tell me about rr" sayed red.

"hell 2 da naw my n-wordz" sayed shofu in his pokebonics.

"look those loosers left u 4 dead" exclaimed brendan. "u should just help us find them so we can beat them and go back home."

"das true my white haired whiteboy" shofu replys. "ok i tell u what i know tho it aint much. rr is full of these pissed off lil white boys who work fo dat chinaman jewnichi. i dont know where dey hiding out but its in some big castle. they warped me in there with a wormhole from wen i was filming 1 of my youtube vidz fo my 7 subscribers. im so fucking jealous of all dat verlisifys million subz man."

"a castle" red repeted. "and its full of nerds who hate me?

"das right" shofu sayed.

"r u thinking what im thinking?" red asked brendan.

"they r at the renaissance fair?"

"no lol u r*tard they r at fuckin unova. remember when we beat that emo kid n and he cut himself to death lol?"

"oh yeah lol that was fucking hilarius. anyway we need 2 go to unova and find n(azi). he is probly helping rr."

and they did.

unfortunatly when they arrived at unova the two heros were met by a horibel site. unova was now the most powerful region in the world and it was run by its dictator n(azi) the king of team plasma.

"fuck i forgot its 2010" sayed red.

"how is that emo kid still alive?" brendan sayed.

"i just fuckin said u idiot" red ansered. "anyway this is another dimension were we never saved the world from the fake pokemon. he would not be dead hear anyway."

just then a giant tv screen on the side of a tv at castelia city (gay city from black and white. i only know its name from the wiki lol dont play those stuped games) turned on and n greeted the people.

"greetings fellow virgins" sayed n. "today is the 1 month aniversary of pokemon battles being outlawed and replaced by talking and crying insted. i hope u will all join me in listening to my new fanfic i wrote. this one is a 100 million word sex novel about me and my gardevour waifu. any1 who doesnt lissen will be executed to death by having there wrists cut."

"fuck we betta hide" sayed brendan as n(azi)s secret police came to make sure every1 was lissening.