What You Least Expect...

Author's Note: Hey guys! Thanks for all the reviews, alerts, and favorites! I

had no idea that this story would get so popular so fast! I figured out how to

reply to them so I did, starting from the first review! I've finally decided the

pairings for this story! Yes Bamon is one- but which Bonnie? And which Damon?

*Laughs Evilly* there are some triangles that will make themselves clear in

future chapters- it wouldn't be a good story without one. Oh, and every time I

write, I realize that I listen to a different song. So the title of each chapter

will be the name of the song. Read. Review. Peace. Love. Chocolate. Damon! ;)

Disclaimer: I own nothing but the trail of tears running down my face as I write

this sentence. Actually, I do own the iPod Touch that I'm writing it on. You

don't care? *Sniffles* I'm boring you? *Sobs* You want Damon? That I can relate

to. On with the show!

Chapter 4

Elena's POV

The town was so cute! It was my turn to drive again and I squealed at the sight

of the little boutiques- they were perfect! Stefan groaned knowing perfectly

well that along with Jeremy he would be forced on mine, Bonnie's and Caroline's

shopping trip.

"Can't clothes wait until after we get settled at wherever it is we're staying?"

Stefan pleaded.

"Nope. But text Jeremy and Bonnie and tell them to meet us there. If you guys

cooperate, you can help us pick bikinis- I still never got mine." Stefan rolled

his eyes and Care laughed at his expression.

"To the mall!"

Bonnie's POV

"Ohmigod!" I squealed in delight. "Damon pull over!"

"Why? We're not there yet." He said.

"Lena just sent me a text! We're going shopping and the mall is down the next

block." I stated. He opened his mouth to speak, but I cut him off. " And by we, I

mean everyone but you." Damon smirked.

"You say that like it's a bad thing. I don't do the whole 'let-me-carry-your-bags-and-tell-you-that-you-look-good-in-everything-when-you-dont'

prissy act. Leave that to Saint Stefan and Mini Gilbert." Jeremy just smirked.

"Big mistake, Dude." He said. "When these girls shop in the summer, bikinis are

always their priority. It's a shame too, they would have loved your opinion." I

started giggling as Damon's eyes got wider and his mouth dropped open.

"Well then," He pulled over directly in front of the cluster of stores. "let's

not keep Barbie and Princess waiting!"

Caroline's POV

I spotted Bon and Jere walking towards us. With Damon behind them. Jere probably

teased him about bikini shopping. If guys are perverts, vampire guys are uber

perverts.

"Baby Vamp. Look-a-Like. I've missed you guys! How was the trip? Did Stefan

sing? Did you videotape it?" Damon asked while Bonnie threw a glare his way.

"Oh Homicidal Maniac," I started "I've missed you too! Although, I'm surprised

to see you alive- we thought Bonnie would have done something about you. That is

why she ended up in your car..." Everyone laughed as Damon glared. Conversation

started flowing, and the mood took on a carefree flavor. Soon the squabbles were

forgotten, and we were just a group of cheerful friends at the mall.

*B*D*B*D*B*D*B*D*B*D*

Damon's POV

"Girls," I began. "You have tried on every bikini in this store, asked us how

you looked, and when we told you that you looked hot, you didn't believe us. I'm not

complaining about the outfits, but we've been in town for two hours and haven't

set foot outside this mall. I'm dying from over exposure to frills- pick a

swimsuit and let's leave."

"Okay fine," said Caroline. "let me just get Bonnie and Elena and we can go. I

don't want you taking off, I have oodles of bags for you to carry." She smirked

and walked off calling her best friends' names.

Caroline's POV

"BONNIE! ELENA!" I shouted. I love them, but if you let them out of your sight

in a store, you might seriously regret it, as will they're wallets. "ELENA

GILBERT! If you don't get your butts back to this spot in 30 seconds you will

suffer the consequences!"

"Who are you?" Said a attractive girl, with blonde hair and blue eyes not unlike her own.

"Yea, seriously, I don't even know you and you're calling me over here." Said the

pretty redhead next to her.

"Umm, I don't know what you're talking about. I was calling my friends Elena and

Bonnie. One has straight brown hair, chocolate brown eyes, and is probably giggling and

Texting someone; the other has wavy dark hair, mocha brown skin, and is probably the one

Elena is texting. They're both gorgeous. Have you seen them?" I asked

"Well, the descriptions are all wrong, but we're the only Elena and Bonnie I

know. Elena Gilbert." She said pointing to herself. "Bonnie McCullough." She

said pointing to her friend. "Who did say you were?"

"Caroline. Caroline Forbes." I said in a half dazed manner, wondering why things

like this only seemed to happen to us.

Author's Note: Yes I know, I'm horrible! I made you wait forever for this

Update and it's not even long! It's a very long story as to why you waited almost two months for this update, so let's just say the cards weren't dealt in my favor. But, I can promise you weekly updates from now on- every Thursday. Also, I'm starting a collection on TVD drabbles you might wanna check out called A Bloody Good Time. And I've started several one-shots that might turn story. Read. Review. Enjoy.

Much Love,

Kenya