"Hey Morgan," Spencer called.
Morgan turned and took the cup Spencer held out to him. They smiled at each other and Morgan threw his arm over Spencer's shoulder.
"There's my pretty boy," Morgan said pulling Spencer closer to him.
"I didn't realize everyone was so worried," Spencer mused.
"You're family kid, when one of us is hurting we're all hurting. If Rossi hadn't stepped in I would have kidnapped you and held you hostage," Morgan smiled jovial.
"How would you have done that, I'm like three inches taller than you," Spencer came back.
"I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be too hard to tackle you to the ground. After you were down I could cuff you, but then again I'm sure you'd kick or something. Then again you were so unlike yourself then that you probably would have laid and taken it. Then I'd just toss you over my shoulder and drag you home. I have neighbors though so I probably would have gagged you or just sat Clooney in front of you. Lord knows how much my big scary dog frightens you. And I probably wouldn't have to tie you down to get you to stay but I do carry handcuffs so I could cuff you to a chair or the bed so you couldn't escape. Although that would be a hassle if you had to use the bathroom so I'd probably just trust you not to run considering I outweigh you and used to play football so I know how to tackle to disable. Then we'd sit and watch tv, talk, drink beer, normal guy stuff," Morgan explained his plan.
They had made it to their desks and were starting their work as Morgan spoke. Neither man noticed the rest of the team watching their conversation or the looks they were receiving. None of the rest of the team had heard the start of the conversation and they were all in the bullpen talking catching the last half of it.
"Is there something you need to tell us?" Garcia asked eyeing the two profilers.
"I don't know what you're talking about baby girl," Morgan said too innocently.
"That sounds like a pretty good rape strategy," Prentiss said with a slight smile.
"Morgan, do I need to worry about Reid in your presence?" Hotch asked giving him a look.
"What no!" Morgan defended.
Spencer had a horrified look on his face and then looked back to the team. He went to JJ and hugged her placing his face on his shoulder.
"It was horrible Jay. He was telling me how he'd do it and he had me in a headlock so I couldn't get away. Oh god if you heard the things he was going to do to me," Spencer fake cried.
JJ rubbed his back soothingly and attempted to glare ad Morgan. Spencer turned his head to look at Morgan through his hair and glared as well. Neither could keep the smiles off their face.
"Alright I think it's time we all got to work. I'll inform Rossi to keep a close eye on these two until we feel he's safe," Hotch joked.
They all had a laugh as Rossi exited the elevator. He took a moment to stop and watch as Spencer and the rest of the team interacted. It had been a long time since they all laughed together even if Hotch was only slightly smiling. He reached the group with a smile on his face.
"I feel like I missed something," Rossi said.
Spencer gravitated towards the older man standing close enough for their shoulders to touch. They all noticed it but chose to just smile and accept their happiness.
"It's good to have our genius back," Garcia smiled.
"You may have to watch these two Rossi. Morgan here just confessed his rape strategy and I think Reid is going to be his first target," Prentiss said nonchalantly as she sat at her desk.
Rossi looked between the two men with a smirk before glaring at Morgan. An idea popped in his head and his glare softened. Morgan cocked a brow wondering what had suddenly changed.
"I might be willing to share under the right circumstances," Rossi said with a wink.
Spencer choked on his coffee drooling it onto the file in front of him. Hotch and JJ decided that was their cue to leave while Emily dropped her files scattering them to the ground as she stared in amusement.
"Mm now there is a night I'd like to video tape," Garcia said.
"I think I'd like to be there," Prentiss added.
Spencer looked incredulously around at the people on his team. They caught his look and laughed.
"I think I should have a say in who I share my bed and body with. And if you keep that up, Agent Rossi, you will not be on that list any longer," Spencer said with a shrug.
They laughed at Rossi that time and it was what they all needed to be a family again. Everyone would be fine and they finally had Spencer back. And he was happier than they'd seen in a very long time.