The House Of Horror
Me: heres the last chapter!
Gaara: already?
Me: yeah. i wanted to finish at least 1 halloween story on halloween
Itachi: mhm
weirdest1: o.O lol
Kimyuri: i'm glad.
redsoul: :D
PirateCaptainBo: lol he only had a little bit! POOR DEIDARA! he's a he. it said in the manga i think. can't wait for their review!
Heart's Door: COOL! really? you think so!? hehe :D itachi would say screw deidara well the way I make itachi act anyway! yeah i meant split up. sorry!
Alien26: lol thanks!
tiffanylicis: i'm scared of them too T-T
Disclamer: I don't own Naruto, M&Ms, Barbie (thank god), Kagura, Hollister, The Pope, Monopoly, Jason, The Little Shop Of Horrors, White and Nerdy by Werid Al or any candy that may be mentioned.
Please R&R. All flames shall be used to heat the now cold state of Michigan!
Me, Itachi, and Gaara: HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Me: i'm gonna add another chapter so fear not! but i'm late for meet my friends for Trick-or-treating!
"Gaara?" Temari whispered, looking scared.
"YAY I'M SAVED!" Kankuro yelled.
"Kankuro…Kankuro…Kankuro…Kankuro," the voice whispered as the lights went out.
"Oh shit….AAAAG!"
When the lights came back. Kankuro was also missing. Temari was on the verge of tears.
"OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD!" Tenten spazzed.
"Ok…ok! Let's continue looking! Just! Stay! CALM!" Itachi ordered.
"Who made you leader?" Sasuke asked.
"I did! Now lets move!"
As they looked through the basement and the first level, all the senseis, Hidan, Kakuzu, Zetsu, Tobi, Sasori, Lee, Temari, Shino, Kiba, and Choji's names had been called and they vanished, only leaving Itachi, Kisame, Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, Ino, Shikamaru, Neji, and Tenten.
Sakura was hanging on to Sasuke for live and so was Ino with Shikamaru and Tenten with Neji.
"Let's look in here," Itachi ordered as he opened the door.
They could see the outline of a bed, dresser, and other things one might have in a bedroom but the light switch was broken.
Neji looked around the room with his Byakugan activated (though since Kankuro's disappearance its been on).
"It looks like someone has slept in this bed as of late," he said. "Last night even."
"But who?" Naruto wondered aloud.
"Itachi…Kisame…Tenten…Itachi…Kisame…Tenten…Itachi…Kisame…Tenten," the voice whispered.
Tenten screamed and started crying and Itachi and Kisame got ready for an attack as the lights went out (the ones from the hall).
Tenten's scream got louder then silence.
When the lights came back on, the 3 where gone but so was Neji, due to the fact Tenten was holding him.
"Oh shit!" Sasuke said. "Without Nii-san, what are we gonna DOOOO!?"
"Nii-san?" Naruto asked.
"SHUT UP!"
"W-w-w-w-what now S-s-s-s-sasuke-kun?" Sakura stuttered.
"Y-y-y-y-yeah Shika-k-k-kun," Ino added.
"I want my Hinata," Naruto cried.
"Um…lets continue looking I guess…" Sasuke mumbled.
Looking on the 2nd floor, Ino, Shikamaru, and Sakura's names where called, leaving only Sasuke and Naruto.
"Sakura…" Sasuke sighed.
"Hina-chan…" Naruto sighed. "What now, teme?"
"Well dope…there's always the attic…"
They walked near the attic but…
"Sasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssuke… Sasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssuke… Sasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssuke," the voice called.
"Sasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssuke?" Naruto and Sasuke both asked.
"There is only ONE person who used so many esses (A/N: that's how I think you would say using s a lot).
"Who?" Naruto asked.
"OROCHIMARU!" Sasuke yelled and pulled on the attic cored.
The door popped opened and Sasuke ran up the stairs, Naruto right behind him.
Orochimaru (who was dressed as a gansta. A Detroit Pistons jersey, red sweatpants, fake bling and a red hat on backwards) and Kabuto (the white haired mummy) where there with a wired radio. Every missing person was there.
"OROCHIMARU! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Sasuke yelled.
"I'll answer that Sasuke-kun!" Kabuto said. "Orochimaru-sama wants to examine them all TO BE THE GREATEST NINJA IN THE WORLD!"
"Yessssssss! They all have wonder traitssss that I could usssse," Orochimaru hissed.
"I WON'T LET YOU! NOT TO MY SAKURA!" Sasuke yelled.
"OR MY HINATA!" Naruto added.
"OR MY INO!" Shikamaru yelled.
"OR MY TENTEN!" Neji yelled.
"Ok," Orochimaru shrugged.
"Ok?" they all asked.
"Yeah. Itsssss Halloween! Now wanna hear my rap?"
"Your…rap?"
Suddenly beatbox music started.
"You see me mowin' my front lawn
I know they're all thinkin' I'm so
White and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy
I wanna roll with the gangstas
But so far they all think I'm too
White and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Really, really white and nerdy
First in my class here at MIT
Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D
M.C. Escher, that's my favorite M.C.
Keep you're 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Stephen Hawking's in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a wiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days
Once you've see my sweet moves, you're gonna stay amazed
My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer app I haven't run (run)
At Pascal, well I'm number one (one)
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat, but I got a soldering gun (what?)
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon
Here's the part I sing on...
You see me roll on my Segway
I know in my heart they think I'm
White and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy
I'd like to roll with the gangstas
Although it's apparent I'm too
White and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
How'd I get so white and nerdy
I been browsin', inspectin' X-Men comics
You know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect them
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you R-O-T-F-L-O-L
I got a business doing websites (websites)
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for 'em all
Even made a homepage for my dog, yo
I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin' a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a role of bubble wrap
Pop, pop - hope no one sees me gettin' freaky
I'm nerdy in the extreme
Whiter than sour cream
I was in AV club and glee club
And even the chess team
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was "Do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?"
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Faire
Got my name on my underwear
They see me strollin', they're laughin'
And rollin' their eyes cause I'm so
White and nerdy
Just because I'm white and nerdy
Just because I'm white and nerdy
All because I'm white and nerdy
Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy
I wanna bowl with the gangstas
But oh well, it's obvious I'm
White and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Look at me I'm white and nerdy!"Everyone had a 'o.O' look on their face.
"Oh…my…GOD!" they yelled. Then the wall broke and Tsunade came through the wall.
"OROCHIMARU! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FRO COPYING WEIRD AL WITHOUT A WARRANT!"
"WHAT ABOUT KIDNAPPING?!" everyone else yelled.
"Oh yeah…that too!"
The ANBU took Kabuto and Orochimaru away.
"I'LL BE BACK!" Orochimaru yelled.
They all sighed.
"WE LOST OUT OF SO MUCH CANDY!" they cried.
"Candy you say?" the Hokage asked. Then the room filled with candy.
"YAY!" they yelled.
"HALLY HALLOWNEEN!" everyone in Kohoha yelled.