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D is for Dude
"Dude"
"Be quite"
"Dude"
"I am trying to watch TV"
"Dude"
"…"
"Dude"
"Go away"
"Dude"
"Now"
"Dude"
"Mikey…"
"Dude"
"You are annoying"
"Dude"
"Raph get your dumbass brother!"
"Dude"
"JASMINE!"
"Dude"
"ANYBODY?"
"Dude"
"Shut up"
"Dude"
"Seriously shut up now"
"Dude"
"I will kill you"
"Duuuude"
"MIKEY! SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I WILL RIP YOUR TOUNGUE OUT!"
The orange bandanna paused, wondering what to do next. He was sitting next to Victoria, who was currently glaring at him. Taking Donatello's advice to think things through to heart, he thought of the pros and cons.
The pros would be looking her straight in eye and saying "Dude" it would piss her off and be epicically epic
On the other hand, cons would include having his tongue ripped viciously out and/or a painful death. He wouldn't get any sympathy, the other turtles telling him he deserved it. It would also lead to Raph laughing at him hysterically when he mumbled for him to pass the milk. He could already see it playing out…
"Plas ta mil"
"What?"
"Plas ta milc"
"What the hell?"
"Rahh…ples plas ta milc"
"Speak clearer, I can't hear a damn thing"
"PLES PLAS TA MILC!"
"Whhhaaa?"
He sighed, that would sure be fun.
Mikey looked over to the redhead, who waited for what his decision was. Amber eyes held death, she was ready to pounce.
He took a breath; she raised an eye ridge while glaring.
"Dude dude dude dude dudette….DUDE!"
He smiled, right before running for his life.
He could have turn back to live another day…
"MIKEY!"
…but where was the fun in that?
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