Harry kneels down. "Wingardium Leviosa Potter, you were name after a spell so that whenever the professors call your name they make shit fly across the room. Your mother wanted to name you Fred, but I felt this would be more true to his memory. Do great, son."
"You want to name our son after a spell?" Ginny cries. Harry raises his hands defensively.
"What?" he asks. "It's a good idea."
Ginny glares.
"Okay, it would be pretty funny," she relents. Harry grins.
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