There's Only One Of You
There are fifty-thousand different kinds of primatives
And there are fifty-thousand more that used to be
There's a hundred-million space slugs
And half a billion rust bugs
And the seas are filled with manatronatees
There's gotta be a couple million spiders
A hundred-fifty million cyberflies and gnats
And a bunch of different cybercats
Like Steeljaw and Ravage
And approximately fifty-billion bolt bats
But there is only one of you
That makes you special
You stand out among the other things; it's true
Yes, the universe is enormous
And owe it all to Primus
Who made lots of things, but only one of you
A one, a two, a three, and a four
A thousand vorns of the Golden Age and many more
There's a trillion drops of energon in our systems
And a billion trillion molecules of electrons
Insecticons by the swarms
In a trillion different forms
And a thousand folds of little sheepacron
A lot of plates of metal make up this planet
And countless skid marks on the lanes of every street
A million pidgeonoids in the sky
A trillion Cryo-Condors flying high
And all the many different meches there are to meet
But there is only one of you
That makes you special
Yes, there is nothing else exactly like you are
Cause you're unique and incredible
And you're anything but expendable
Cause there's no one else the same
As the 'Bot that you became
In fact, you're kind of weird
But we like you just the same
Cause you're the only one of you there are
Ba ba boop-um Ba ba doop-um Ba ba doop-ba!
*Author's Note: I did NOT make up
any of these Cybertronian animal names.
They are all canon.