Heavy Goes Emo: A Tale of How Heavy Was a Emo Fag.
Authors Note:
OMG EVERYONE Stop raging!1! I don't hate gay people just 'cause I have used the word Fag int ma stories. Everyone knows that fags are annoying p people with Harleys I evens gots the definition for you.
Definition: Fag (fag) n. 1. An extremely annoying, inconsiderate person most commonly associated with Harley riders. 2. A person who owns or frequently rides a Harley.
So THERE3!1 stop hatting all of you haters arnt even making sense so PLZ don't hate ;3
Too everyone who isent hattin a deeply apologise, pease don't take the above da wrong way. I do like the critasism butt it has to been constructives I dont like hatters but i do like critisisum and don't take it up the ass.
Anyway i hope you likes this chapter, I thought 4 a hole lots of min u ets about what it should be abouts then I,
Genre: Sexy, Family
Rated M for MCR
WARNING: VIOLENCE, SEX, OBESE MEN, RAPE, CAKE 'N' OTHER STUFF ^_^
3.. 2.. 1.. Let's get it on like donkey Kong!
It was a bright and sunny morning in Tuefort, New Mexico. The birds were sitting in trees, the Mann Co. store was closed for the day because Saxton Hale went to buy new cargo shorts (WTF while I was typein this I looked up Saxton Hale to make sure that he does where cargo shorts and not other shorts like short shorts and I found a Picture of Saxton Hale extrealmly Obese and eatin portal cake, I isent into obese cake eatin butt if any one is PM me and I will Sent U Link), and RED Sniper was taking a man piss in a filthy scrubber jar like the gypsy, homeless, fuck that he is.
"Arrrrr… piss," grinned the Sniper, goint outside to do some snippin sractise whilest pissing in a jar as he walked, so skilled sniper was that he could piss whilst walking. Then sniper took aim and shot a target that was at the other end of his sniping range, so skilled sniper was that he hit target that was far away and had a mini orgasm spasm because hitting a target is like hitting a G-spot for Snipers.
"Oh Fuck Yeah," said sniper before taking aim at his next target… butt… It'wase't there :O.
"Morning lad," said demoman beginning to take a drunken piss on Sniper'S Sniping range, which is where they was (Sniper didn't mind though because he had a golden shower fetish which he expressed on the battle field by throwing his piss at people, there was no reason war couldn't be a sexy).
"Demoman have you seen Hitler anywhere?" Sniper asked blushing from arousal of urine.
"Isn't Hitler dead?" said Demon.
"Oi was using him as snippine practise remember," explaning Sniper.
"Oh Yeah, said Demo I'm sorry but I haven't seen him."
And niper sad faced like this :( "He was such a good target though, Oi need to get him back, there's nothing as satifiying as putting a bullet in a real human head. It's like putting your cum cannon in a jar of penis butter vs a real vagina or butt vagina, it just doesn't compare."
Demoman could sim pa thiys with Sniper, he had had to fuck a jar of peanut butter once instead of a vagina or chocolate vagina and it wasent goo.d Demoman gout out his day planer and looked at what he should be doing this morning, as usual he had nothing to do so he said, "Cum on Sniper, Ill hellp you look for Hitler." So together Demoman and Diper went to look for Hitlers dead bullet riddled body. They looked everywhere they could think of. Pyro even checked his vagina for them, (ever since losing his crotch flower power he'd been experimenting with what he could fit in his penis sheath and havein lots of S X with Engineer. They had haded sex over 9000 times and Engies balls where like desert with no sperms of any man because Engineers penis had been like Moses in babble and split Pyro's crotch like sea and had led the sperms to the promised lands of milk and hunny witch was da pie rows crotch Pie) In his vagina she found a can of bonk atomic punch, a ghastly gibus and some vagina lint, but no Hitler.
"Urrrrggghhh," Sniper sighed. "Thanks for tryin' Pyro, but Oi'm never gonna find Hitler."
"Mmmmph mmmph, mmmph mmmph Penial Penetration mmmmmph mmmph mmmmmmmph, mmph ;D" pyro said. Demoman agreed.
"Pyros right lad, you need to stop sulking, theres a lot more fish in ta sea. Come on, we'll get ya something to drink before work, I think Spy had some alcoholic alcohol in his smoking room, we should pay him, a wee visit.
The Sniper jazzed himself cause Demo said wee.
Inside the base soy was sat in his smoking room and Scout was there bothering him in Boston voice.
"What was it like?" Scout asked Hornily.
"What was what like?," Asked Spy
Scout began to get a boner, "Vomiting on Miss Pauline. God she's Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Fucking HOT!1!11 What I wouldn't give to vomit down her fucking trout and all over her sexuly body. Then I'd bend her over and fuck her in her tight sausage wallet MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
Spy did the rolling of the eyes of the spys, and laugned and snorted "Scout = Virgin," Spy said.
"GO TO HELL YA CUNT," said Scout.
Then Sniper, Demo nad Pyro came in for happy hour and started to sup spy's drinks, inturupting the fighting spy and scout.
"What are you fighting about then laddies?" asked the blackest man there.
"Scouts been a perve," snorted spy and everyone Sept ember scout snortled as well.
"You all suck," said scout and he was rage quit out of room.
but then before scout left he lubbed up at big grandfather clock which reminded him of a large thick penis and the clock said "it is ate O cock."
"Of Fuck," said Spy and Scut, sniper, demoman (but not Piero he saud Mmmph) "we have to hurriy." Quickly everyone ran to the place where the mini van was to take them to CP_DUSTBOWL for the days battle (dustbowl is a long way from the base so Mann Co. hires a minibus to take them to work). Scout did it fastest though because he is faster and then everyone else did it the same as scout only not as fast. The mini van was parked just inside the base yard and had an extremely Chinese guy driving it, the guy had an amazing hat that everyone eas supper jelly of but and sometimes the TF2 guys wanted to try and get the hat because it was an unusual but they knew that the guy was a chineese and if they tried to take the hat they would serly get raped, so they did not try to get hat.
Everyone got on the minivan.
"Is it just me," said the Soldier looking out of the winindo, "or are we more further from the ground than usual?"
Demo, Enigie, Pyro, Sniper, Spy and Scout (but not's merasmus because he is old and went to work and got the t shirt and is retired and gets to sleep on work days) looked out of the window of the minibus.
"I'm afraid of hights saud Scout and he looked away from the window, " Why are we so far from the ground.
Engineer opened his mouth and mad a collection of sounds that sounded like "The bus must be lighter than usually, I lent about that at Texant University."
OMG thought everyone, it made the sense, but why was the buss lighter?/
Then Spy made an observation, "It doesn't smell of sandbich and unwashed fat folds in here."
"Your right" said Soldier "Where is that obese Rushan fuck Heavy? We're already one man down we can't go to Dustbowl to fight today if we are down two men, the BLU team will rape us in ta ass."
Everyone wos scared. Been raped by BLU people wasent fun, RED people maby but not Blu. The Chinese man laughed at them very asianly and told them to get of his bus if they were gonna waste his time.
So everyone got of the bus and stood at the entrence of the base. Missing work was very bad cause they wouldn't get paid and Miss Pauline would be angrier then when she was PMSing (personal messaging scout (because she hates scout)).
"That fat fucks gonna have some explaning to do," angered soldier, and he gave scout a phone. "Here he said PM Mizz Pauline and tell her were not gonna make it in two day." Then soldier and the others went to look for Heavy.
"Scout" gulped and typed "Yo, Miss P, me n the others cant make it in to work 2day k THX. BTW u r HAWT GURL ;D 3 LUV the Scout." Then he sent the message.
Seconds later the sky went minstrel blood red and Miss Pauline drove up to scout like a Phyco Bitch in her car.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CANT GO IN TO WORK TODAY ASS WHOLE!111!1" she roared.
"We can't find heavy, fat fuck didn't turn up 4 work dis morning," he explained scared but turned on at the same time cause Miss Pauline hat that fine kind of vagina scout just wanted to batter with his crotch base ball bat.
"I swear to gabe if u don't turn up to work tommoroz am gonna have to smak a bitch, then Miss Pauline drove away again."
Scout sulked back into the base disappointed he didn't get to finger Miss Paulines Strange.
When he got back into the base everyone was looking around for Heavy (Except Sniper who was still secretly looking for Hitler 'cause he is a rebel and Heavy cause he is the one they are looking for)
"I tolled her we couldn't make it in to work today and we have today off but we have to go in tommoro."
"A free day off," said every one " that's pretty sweet."
Then soldeier said "Cum on the sonner we find lardo the sooner we can punish him and start enjoying are day off."
They looked everywhere they could think of. Pyro even checked his vagina for them, he found another can of bonk! atomic punch, a pink ghastly gibus and some more vagina lint, but no Heavy.
"For shuch a EMORMAS cunt he sure is hard to find," said Soldier.
"Did U check the Kitchen," said Scout
"That was the first place we looked," Lafed Spy and then everyone ROFLED (because fat people).
Seriously though this is starting to piss me off, " said Demo man "I want to drink."
I know some where we haven't tried yet, suggesting Engineer.
Together they went up to the sleeping quarters and went into heavy room, that smelt of bear and beatroots and had lots of pictures of maralin monro manson MCR N other Emo things on the walls. The room was almost completely empty except for Sasha, a bed a small table and a closet.
"He's not hear either," said Engineer "FUK"
"What the hell is that?" Said Sniper pointing at the small table
He walked over to it and there was something there and when they looked at it it was whar it was it was a sandvich there. On the sandvich there was some kind of ominous white goo that leaked from between the slices of bread and on to the plate the sandvich was on. Sniper looked at it with a suspicus and then the sanvich became used and sniper took a bite out of sandwhich.
"It's Mayonase said Sniper" (Who's the perve now LULZ) and sniper kepted eating the snd which until it wa s not in the room anymore. It tasted the good. And Sniper was happy with a face of emotion.
"If there is food here then Hvy must be somewhere close," Soldier said. Then they herd the door opening.
"Oh Saxtons scrotum" said everyone. They were in heavys room and everyone knew that Rushhands were very territorial and wold kill people who came onto there land and they could also secrete snow and ice as a defence mechanism which is why da Russians fucked Hitlers Ass in WW2. Even though the Nazis were more agile and had the ability to change gender to repopulate (Sereously look up german soldiers growning boobs), the Russians were able to take advantage of their own climate and used it to their advantage, waiting till the Nazis were almost dead b4 slortering them and incaseing them in snowmen, or if germ was luky taking them home from war as a suvinire keeping them as a pet/sexdoll which was considered very exotic.
"I don't want to be killed," said scout. But he wouldn't have to die because Spy was clever and he had picked up a few trick with spying on Russians because he was working for the queen of Britain in the coldwar as a spy and had to spy on the agressivly voiced men.
"Stand in this spot," Spy said, "Russians vision is very narrow and they have a blind spot at the side of the head if U stand in it they won't be able to see u!." And this was REAL SCIENCE because rusian people do not have to look sideways becase they have law in Russia that says that you are a total cunt pussy if you attack someone from the side, also rusian people are naturaly scary meaning most people avoided them like plague that kill Urope so they did not have to worry about been fought except by their natural enemy the jermans..
Everyone stood in the spot that Spy had said to stand in and heavy opened door and came into the room. Hevy didn't see them because of science but the room smelt very strange to him and he sniffed the air. Something wasen't write and he turned 2wards them but they wernt their because spy and the others had moved as he turned to stay in his blind spot. Then Heavy decided he was just been an cautious and he locked the door so it could not be used as a door but was now a part of the wall.
Oh my withering ball sack, thought everyone at the same time to save time so that they would not need to think it separately. Now they couldn't leave the room when heavy wasent looking and they woud have to stay in the room in his blind spot until he opened the door again and it was safe to move.
Heavy then reached into his pocket and pulled out a sexy parcel from amazon and he opened it. He looked at it and it was an MCR CD which had the music of MRC on it. Then Heavy put it on and playeded airt guitar and started to do his foundation in the mirror.
Everyone thought that he looked like a total gay flag.
Then Heavy walked to the table that had the sandvich on that Sniper had nomed.
"Where is Sandvich?" asked Heavy to himself but he didn't know the answer (Sandvich is captialised because Sandvich he is a character and that is his name.) "Sandvich, where are you?!" said Heavy with angrily and he went to the closet and opened it. "Did you eat Heavy's sandvich?" he said into the clauseset. There was no answer. Then Heavy looked more angery and he reached his arm into the closet and pulled out a dead body.
W.T.F. Mates, thought Sniper. He recognised the dead body, and then he realised that it was … Hitler, but naked? Sniper continued to examin the dead nazi and could see that his hair had been carefuly trimed into a different hair style (that looked firmiliar but he couldn't park his fingrt on it) and hit's trade mark musstach was gone. The rotting skin of the nazi had been covered sloppily with makeup in a vain attempt to hide the rotten sores across the body, which had been caused by flies laying eggs in the deceased man's flesh and hatching into maggots.
"You bastard," Heavy continued "you only ever tries to hurt me, first you leave, then you take Sandvich away from me… and, and," Heavy started to cry, smudging his eye liner and foundation in the process so that he looked like a hot mess "I LOVE U". Then heavy did something totally ratchet, he started to make out with Hitler by making out with him and because Hitler was dead he had a lot of magotts enjoying the warm moist abode that was the dead Nazis throat.
*Slurp Slurp Slurp* went Heavy's mouth as he made out wetly with Hitler, witch was only mad wetter by all of the tears and makeup that wars getting into their mouths along with the siliva that was supposed to be for eating the Sandvice.
Then Heavy wispered into HItlers ear, and put him laid down on his back on the bed. Then heavy went back to his closet and got a bag out of it. Out of the bag he got a small pair of nail sicissors and a pealed hardboiled egg.
"Hold Still," he instructed and he used the scissors to make a small inseshion in hitlers ball sack. Once the incision was made he squeezed the ard boiled egg inside of the ball sack, so it sat snuggly next to Hitlers one teste, giving Hitlers a 1 ball a friend. Ten Heavy went back to the bag again and pullet out a stapler and a wire clothes hunger. He used the stapler to stapple the scrotem back together and the he unbent the clothes hanger so that it was a long piece of wire. Then he held Hitler's not alive penis and pushed the wire into the entrence of the ureatherer and kept pushing the wier in until the hole thing was inside hitlers cokc. Hitlers coke was now pose able as the wire inside the cock ment that it could be bent into different shapes. Heavy went with the old fashioned erection pose. Then Heavy put the finishing touches onto his Hitler SexDoll he did the by putting a pair of circuler specticles on him.
But then Heavy did one more thing that was worse thing. He went back to the bag he had one last time and took out a medigun. Then Heavy ent back to Hitler and flipped him over onto his tummy and alined the medigun with hitlers anus, handle first, and started to push it up inside Hilers tight dead arse hole. The room was filled with the sound of anus ripping and what little fecal matter was left inside of deceased hitlers colon came out and dripped on to the bed, leaving smudgey brown marks with red smears of blud.
"Is good," Heavy said. The medigun was now snuggly nesseled in hitlers arsehole. Then Heavy started to have sex with his customised Hitler, Pushing his slut choker down the barrel of the medigun in hitlers gaping ass. He did every position he knew and even invented some knew 1s. Tt was REALY kinkey dead person sex but as kidney as it was it wasent very sexy. Heavy cried the howl time and shouted out random lines from emo songs.
"Maybe if my heart stops beating, it won't hurt this much," he sang, "What do you do when the one who broke your heart is the only one who can fix it, If I close my eyes and listen… I hear your voice! I want you to miss me like I'm missing you" Then he EJACULATED! And it looked very painful. Then Heavy took a razor out of somewhere that was near and began to make cuts across the shaft of his penis, letting the blood seep out of his erection making it flaccid. Then Heavy kissed hitler and said "I 3 you doctor," and he cried himself to sleep.
With Heavy finaly sleeping it seemed safe to move out of the blind spot.
"What the fuk was that about," asked Sniper, "If he wanted a sex doll he should have just asked instead of doing my sniping target. I have quite the collection in my camper can, some of them are bearly used."
"Don't ya see," said Engineer looking at hitlers mutilated and fucked body." Poor bastards Heart broken. He has made Hitler looks like Medicine by giving him a hare cut, glasses, two testicles, and a mustash sahve because he misses him"
"Mmmmph :3" said Pyro thinking that that was totally adorable (Pyro ist on his means she is blooding from his Virginia and gets emotional easily which explanes why pyro was like thiscause he usualy wouldn't be(I know dis cause I own VrigiNA))
"LULZ that Is gay as Fuck,/2 LULZED Spy. "What a FUCKIN pussY."
"Don't be a cunt spy Solder LHFAO, it still aint as gay as the French."
And spy became Infurryated.
"Hey Spoi," Snipersaid, "would you make a sex doll of me if Oi wisent here?"
"and spy gave him a dude that's so retarded and gay look," and Sniper felt 50 percent angry sad and imbaresed that Spy did not love him enough to do that 4 him, and he slowly started to get more angry. Spy never shwered his effection to snper he didn't even buy him flowers or condoms and this made sniper mad, but he was cool and collective an did not shoe is anger. He would need to teach spy a lesson for not been careing anougth man.
How do we stop him from been deprest and having sex with dead peeple" asked Scout, "Miss Paul lean will be in a furry if we don't fix him bye tommoro."
"E Z", said Engine ear, "We just has to sheer him up."
"But how do we dos that?"
Noone new answer. But Sniper had made a plane to do so which would also mean he could get his revenge on Spoi for been a not careing enough boi friend.
"Oi have an Idea" said Sniper Laugthing.
It was now later and everyone was stood out side of Speyes smoking room.
"Spy come out," Shouted Soldier.
"Non, said Spy"
"Mmmph :|" aid id PIRO
Amd Spy a came out because he got scared and did not want to be put onfire bcause speyes hat pirrows.
"You look great" Rofeled Sniper at disguised spy that was looking like a friendly medik.
"I HATE U!"2" said Syp.
AND sNIPER laugthed again cause it was fuNny.
This was a goo Ideal Said Marasmush (who had gotten out of bed now) beging to exposition some more because he is expositioning class. "With Sy disguised as Medic he can go to Hvy room and take a tour of his penis, then after getting a complementery souvenir from the gift shop of his balls you can tell him you have to go away again. Then you leave and he will be happy again and miss Pauline will be happy work will be tommoro."
"I'm not doing it," said Spy.
"Oh yes you are ,"said Sniper "Or I won't let U backstab me in ta butt."
"And how are U gonna stop me?" said angry france.
"I wilt waer the razorbutt," (The razorbutt is secondary weapon for ta Sniper aNd Is likr the razorback but instead of blocking backstab of spy it is blocking buttstab)
Shit thought Spy and he sulked up to Hevys Room. While this was happening the other merceneries where glad they had worked out a way to solve the problesm they were having and went down stairs to enjoy their day off and gamble for hats.
Spy swolowed the French in his thorught and knoked on Heavys door. "NYET GO AWAY!1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111!111111111111111!111111 screams Harvey with angry nose.
"Fat Cunt…" and Spy cleared his thought to Germany "… I mean, Herr Heavy it's me, Medic."
"Medic?" questioned Heacy and he went to the door and opened it a cracklet and it turned out at the door it was An sPy Diguised as medick btu hoovy dosent know this because then the story wood be over.
"DOCTOR333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333oxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxooxooxoxoxooxxoxooxxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxooxoxoxooxoxooxoxooxoxooxoxooxooxoxooxoxooxoqooxooox :3 ^_^;;;;;" said hovel.
And spy braced himself as Hevy football rugby tackled him to the floor with Horney intentions and begain to mouth hug him.
"I missed you SOoooooooooooooooOooooooooooooooooOoooooooooooooooooooO mush doctor ock."
Spy felt sick already, hevys saliver tested of bits of food that was stucked int betwine his teeth and all oft his fat rolls sweated onto his body.
"I knew that you weredent leaves me," sied HEAVY "I NEW THAT U WUD CUM BAK"
End Phy forced a smile.
Heavy smiled communistly back with a look of erection. Speacking of cum baK doctor I want to Come on you're back. I haven't given doctor a good impalement in long time.
Oh no thought spy, he had been dreading this moment and wished that he could clock himsef so he was invisable and run away from been fucked, but if he did that Sniper wouldn't have sex with him. What a predicament.
While spah was thinking of this he found that hevey had began to undo heavys' man bra (witch heavy wear to keep his big bobs from putting strane on his back) and squized them together "Is titty time doctor" said heavy.
Spy put his face intbetwetween hoveys TITS and did a motorboat. It was a hard thing but he had to do it so he thought of every woman that he knew who had boobs (Like Scouts Ma, Mizz Pauline, ta Administrato and to a lesser accent PYr0) witch made them easyer to enjoy.
Then spy had moterboated for min uets and brought face out for air.
"Wow" Taugt spy that was awful but then spy felt something poke his Ribs and Other BOdy.
"Errrrr… Hevy… Is zat your gun?!" he asked nerveous.
No said "Heavy" "That is…
MY PENIS.!
"O_o" Spy was surprised. IT Felt RLY RLY RLY RLY RLY LYL RLYRLYLR TLYRL RLY really BIG against his French body.
"IT IS LIKE 4 whole INCHES!" sid Spy.
"No, IT's 4 inchies when I am flaccid but now I HAVE A HUGE boner so IT IS 40 INCHES."
"OMFG!11 said Spy." Even though he didn't want to be, this got him turned on. He was French so he natruraly wanted to fuck Bcause French people are romantic and romantic is related to S3X. "C… Can I touch it?"
Heavy undid his pants. "Da, you can touch. I am communist and this is the people's penis."
Spy found himshelf presented with a big thick cook which looked like it was far too fabulouse for its fat ugly owner. Spy ran his hand along ta shaft and patted it on da head like dog, this isent tooooooo2 bad, spy thought, at least the penis is nice, but den the Penis slavered on his hand like a dog so it was covers in baby batter and spy was prety sure that he just got diabeates.
"Oh god," said spy, wipping hevys come away from his hand.
"What was hat doctor, ? ,"
"Oh, nothing sad sp eye, then heavy held spy by ta wast, and did neck kiss that was wet like female genitals .
"Cum Doctor We Go To Bed NOW! ;D" SMILED heavy
"And Spy Nodded, it was time to sex, which was bad, but he thought a good thing to get him through" he new: Sometimes you have to fuck a fat ass today, to fuck a phat ass tomorrow. And Sniper had that phat ass that he wanted to put his butt erfly knife in.
SO Spy Medic went into He avys room and into Heavy''s bed and took off cloths and got on all 4's and presented his ass like knob el prize.
Heavy looked at him sillily and did a laught of Stalin.
"You are so horny," said horny "Is good, But it is not thim for dis yet. First we 4 play." Heavy knew tht fourplay was an important part of the sex process, nearly as important as penis and balls because it would make wholes bigger for pooting things in and make it less hurty and more durty.
Heavy went on to his computer that he kelpt in his cup board and turned it on and went onto his steam account and started to play da TF2 (which was a good form of forplau because they would play it b4 SEX) and they played round and were best players cause they had the BESTISET HATS. Spy had to plat Medic though cause he was suppost to be Medic but he was not good at Medic and got knoked of clif by a gibus Pyro who laughed at him real badly with shaudenfrodial taunght (ta Pyro was actualy gabe who was playing on server also and thought he has amazin unusual strange astralium killstreak valve hat he war gibus instead so he could troll peple.)
And spy died a lot so Heavy gave him a batter hat but it turned out better hats don't make better players. The spy radged out of server.
Heavy got worried usualy this was gud forplay but it wasent working then he had Idea and he fot out 'the wheel of foreplay' (witch is like 'wheel of fortune' but sexier) and spun it. It was nearly spun and heavy thought it would land on colon rolling but it diddnt quite, and instead it landed on bird forplay.
This will work, Thought Heavy cause he knew that Medic loved bird 4play cause he loved birds.
Heacy got out a sand witch and gave it ro Dpy and said "Eat Sandvich,"
Spah didn't question even doe he thought it was weird instead he ate the Sandvich and It tasted what it tested lick was god.
Then heavy said pasin ately "vomit in my mouth like bird doctor."
Spy was like "Vat?" he thought that that sounded totally getto and wrong and not even right and spah was not belemic so he was not a good at blowing chunks.
And Heavy said "I know you like bird for play, we used to do this all the time back in NAM, I will help you."
And before Spy could say anything heavy rammed his cunt crusher sexily down his throat, forcing him to retch. A cascade of vomit flooded from his mouth, chucks of sandvich and other food the Frenchman had eaten covering the Russians red commie cock.
Heavy cupped his hands, capturing the semi digested food and swallowing it in great mouthfuls. It was wonderful like a bile milkshake that had big bits of fruit in it but in this case the fruit was food bits.
Spy cleared his frote. It burned from his stomach acid which was attacking the sensitive tissue in his gullet.
"Foreplay was good," said Heavy turnin on from ta for play n, knowing medic's hole wood definatly be wide and REDy by now a,nd he pusched him down on the bed and said. "Now we DO SECS! ^_^"
Spy watched horrified as Heavy's obese hairy man melons and belly came towards him on the bed and threatened to get on top of him. "I will make you into doctor kebab with Heavy's PENIS ;) ," he said. The site was so horrifying that Spy felt his balls shrink and try to hide insid his boay. He couldn't do this, he couldn't let his magnificent rectum get rammed by this fat lard ass, even if Sniper wouldn't let him fuck him anymore and Miss Pauline would be pissed.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!11111 GET THE FUCK OF ME YOU DISGUSTING FAT, MORBIDLY OBEASE FAT MAN D:" And spy did a falcon punch the fat of him.
Heavy was shocked and then very confuzed tthat medic had refused his advances and then called him fat, and he got off him in immediately "Im… I'm sorry doctor =:::( ," he began to cry once agin and smudged his eye liner more then it was already smudged, "did I do something rong? Please don't lleave me again, I can change." And he collapsed on to floor in dramatics and started to beg 4 4givness.
Spie rolled his eye s and snorted"U stupid fuck," said Spy sotping his voice from been disguised and getting off the bed. "I never really was on your side," and he took off medic disguise.
"OH MY PUTIN, said Heavy covering his naked body cause he was fat and self caution." "Medic is Spy! :O "
Spy fez palmed. "Not only are you a fat man, but you are also an idiot."
"Why is Spy Disguides as Doctor?" Hevy asked up angrily. Feeling prety sick dat he had almost sexed wit a spy, because spys are slimy coward class who goes around and trolls.
"I was going to sleepz with you to cheer you up," Spy explained "to stop you from been such a faggot so that we could all go to works tommoroz and gets moneyz, But I can't bring my self to do it, you are soo morbidly obese."
Heavy looked sad because it was hard to hear tha truth and hevey had ignored it 4 a long time, "Doctor does not think Heavy is obese."
Spy Snorted in humour. "Of course he does you nieve cunt, why do U think he ß"
Heavy shrugged "I Dont NO"
"I's because you are an ugly fat cunt, U need to get Ure life together, lose wait and work out to the extreme (buyt not with a shake wait cause they are uber gay lol). Then maby you won't be such a BIG waist of space Uand people would actualy want to fuck you. DO U UNDERSTANDX ME?2"
Heavy nodded sadly and didn't do any eye contract with spy because he was ashamed of himself.
GUD said spy THEN YOU CAN TURN UP TOMMORO 4 WORK AND GET RID OF ALL THIS FAGGOT EMO STUFF AND TAKE OF THAT FUCKING EMO MAKEUP SHIT U LOOK LIKE A DERPY CUNt. Then Spy "walked out of the room triumphantell;y".
I felt like I was gonna cr I but I didn't cause Spy had owned me like a boss and crying was fag emo stuff. He avy began to through away all his shit…But then…(…..He hurt a voice…
"…" said Sandvich. (wHO wAS sAT On a taBle int thea rom)
"What was that?" (Heavy asked)
"…"
"We… We can't do that"
"…"
"But…"
"…"
"Oh, but how do we…
"…"
And then Heavys smiled a evil like smell and thanked Sandvich for his advice. Sandvich gave a good advice.
******MEAT WHILE DOWN STAIRS IN REC ROOM*********
"Got N E 9's" asked Solider
Sniper was confused. "No, I don't"
"Fuck" said solider "Go Fish."
"Were playing Poker "said Demo"
"I thought we we're playing Solitaire" Said Sniper.
"NO, WE ARE PLAYING STRIP POKER," said Merasmus "(WHO was horny because it was wizard mateing season and he was in heat.)
Then they started to arguein but spy came.
"Did you fuck him?" asked Sniper to Spy, a bit angry that his Boi frund had fucked someone else. But he knew that Spy hated fat people and that sleeping eith Heavy would have made him super mad lol."
"I'm afraid not," said Spy "I laid out the law with him, told him to stop been such a faggot and to go on a diet."
And Sniper was still angry because fucking Heavy was supposed to be his punishment for not careing enough to make a sex doll of him. After all Sniper had a Spy SEx doll. He pouted.
Soldier skepticaled "IMposable" he said "You R A FRENCH people and he ist Rusica. Your penis is non existence in comparacent, you do not haft the balls to lay out sa law with him." Everyone agree with soldier cause everone knows that the French aret cowards who run away and hide like spy's which is probably why deves made him a france mna.
"Cum," said Spy (who was been called a cow ared when ne wasedn), "I will show you hoe I owend his ass ThEN YOU wil see whothe coward is."
And Spy and everyone went upstairs to see how Spy had made Heavy less of a fag because they didn't belive that he could have done that because the French are cowards, and everyone had expected spy to run away like a pussy or take an ass ploughing.
Then they were at Heavys room and Spy said "We are here now" but everyone knew that because they weren't blind. And then they went in to heavys room but Heavy wastent their.
"Where is he," asked Soldier.
"I don't know," said Spy.
And Everyone was a mazed tat such a obease man could disappear so quikly. But then Sniper saw something. Something that looked rather conspicuous because he had seen it easily which is definition of conspicuous.
"What the hell is that?" Said Sniper pointing at the small table
He walked over to it and there was something there and when they looked at it it was whar it was it was a Paper piece there. On the paper there was some kind of ominous white goo that leaked from between the edges of te paper was on. Sniper looked at it with a suspicus and then the paper became used and sniper took a lick of the paper.
'Its' see men said Sniper,,,." (Who's the perve now LULZ) and sniper RED the paper until it wa s RED. It said "No Butt Sex and Asshole Spy makes Heavy a horny man."
"What does this meeeean," said SNIPER.
Everone looked at it in puzzle cause they were also confused, (more confused than I was at the end of the shining. I don't get that movie, just saying.)
But then… Heavy steped out of his cupboard which is where he was and he had a syringe gun. He was waring an emo like T-shit and a pair of emo shoes that were black and black, his hair which he had from whearing emo clothes wig was black and spikey like a hedhehog but at the same time sagged infront of his face. his pants were like proper tight (but not the good kind of tight because he is fat) and had a million zips on them and other stuff and he had a bunch of self done peircings everwhere that looked suapr gay amd where still bleading, his arms were all sliced up like a loaf of bread and looked like his arms looked like a womans face that had just been attacked by abusive husband and cut up by a knife. He aslo was ALSO wearing an I liner and makeup.
Scout LOLed "that gun shoots medicine, real scary." But then scout relised what he was wearing and the fagginess was so terrifying that scout rly was scered.
Heavy was gonna say something to scout
But then Sniper sniped the conversation because he is a sniper and said "Hey Heavy said Sniper "WHAT DOE this me…?" and he held up the piece of paper but heavy did not answer and was so and instead he opened fiered with the syringe gun at everyone and pumped everyone full of an a stetic that made them be knoked out.
Later everyone woke up with there arms and legs tied together. They were been dragged in to a room that was dark weird, black and there was chains hanging from ciling and metal frames and wips and collars and stuff. There was pictures of emo things on the walls like emo bands and coffee smell was in the air.
"Good your awake," said Heavy, and he did deprest laugh."
"What the fuck is going on," said Solly, "Heavy U better let us out of bondage right now before I shove my pain is up your ass."
"Heavy took a roll of ductape and put some duck over soldier's mouth to keep him quiet. Then he said" Soldier and others can go after Heavy has had his revenge.
"What are you going to do to us?!" asked Everyone.
"What am a gonna do?" lolled Heavy sadly, turning his attention to spy. "Spy what do you thick of Heavy?"
Spy did a gulp of pussy because he was scared of what might happen to him "I.. I think you're a cultured well-mannered gentleman."
"DON'T LIE TO ME," and he did bitch slap on to spy. "I know what your thinking, theirs Heavy, he is an obease fat man, but you don't know me. You don't know what I've got." Then Heavy started to make weird noises and take of his ants so that everyone could see his nerection. Heavy's nerection started to swell bigger and bigger than it already was and it wood ent stop expanding and it expanded to the size of 2 feat wide and 5 feet long. It was red like a communist and all vainy like an anorexsick person but not as bony as ano people have lots of bones and penises only have one bone.
Then Heavy said "I am Heavy Weapons Guy, and this is my penis. She weighs 100 50 kilograms and fires heavy duty, custom made by my balls, sperm cartridges at 10,000 rounds per second. It takes 400,000 condoms to stop sperm from my penis for 12 seconds" Then Heavy pause and went to pick up the Sanvich which was on plate and he saod "What was that Sanvich…" he asked it.
"…" Said Sandvich
"Rape the Spy?... Good idea."
And heavy picked up Spy who thrust about like a big angry fish after been caught on a fishing rod. Spy thrust about so much that Heavy struggled to keep the Spy and his penis under control. "Think of this as redemption for been a dickslit earlyer little Spy mann," he smiled and put spy down on the ground "First you will suck on my weapon."
Spy started to cry as heavy forced his cock into spys face, pre cum leaking all over the spy's ski mask.
"I… I cant do it," cried spy "you are too morbidly obeast."
Heavy got mad, "If spy wont suck my dick, Spy eont suck andy dicks." And Heavy went to a table which was where the Sandvich was, and the Sanvich passed him a needle and fred. Then heavy held spys face and pierced his lips with the needle, beginning to sew spys penus puss sucking hole together, blood dripping down his chin and on to his maroon collard suit. Both tears and sperm making his ski mask wet and soggy.
After heavy had finished sewing spys mouth together he flipped spy on to his belly and pulled down the bottom half of his suit, exposeing his French buttoxs. Spreading them apart, he alined his chocolate cave drill with spys well-maintained ass hole.
"Mmmph mmph :..(" cried spy not able to talk and brgging 4 murcy but ID did nothing. Then Heavy pushed his asspocalyptic dick into spys ass, ripping it open with ease like ripping apart a nice ripe peach, blood and feacease coating Hevys erection.
Spy screamed helplessly, his voice muffled because it was sewn together.
After a half hour of fucking Spys ass Heavy felt he was close to climaxing and his balls got all tight like a tube top on a big breasted woman. "Here I CUM," said Heavy and he filled spys buthole with a russion snow storm and pulled out sexily. Spys ass was assbliterated and driping with blood, anal waist and semen. Their was a gaping hole where heavys penis had been and Heavy's weapon of ass destruction had been so big that it forcibly pushed spy's pelvic bones further apart to make room for it. It looked like a bloody pelican, whit it's mouth wide open which had just drank a glass of gravy and finished brushing it's teeth.
Heavy laughed, happy he had gotten his revenge on Spy for Spy calling hism fat and he said "Is good day to be giant man."
"Can we go now," said soldier. He haddened planed on watching a rape today and there were other things that he wanted to do so he wanted to leave, because this was taking up time.
And Heavy nooded "fINE.." and he was bout to undo them all when Spy said
"Mmmph mmph mmph."
"What?" asked Heavy.
"Mmmph mmph mmph," translated Pyro from Spy.
"What?" asked Heavy.
"That's not fair, they all knew about it and it was sniper's Idea anyway… " translated Engine from Pie.
"WHAT!" Angered Heavy. Stoping undoing Soldier. "You all knew about this, and none of you warned Heavy. "You are all horrible baby men, and Sniper U R th WorST! You scheming Ozzie Drop bear cunt."
"Easy mate." Said Sniper, annoyed that Spy had ratted him out. "How about you let us all go and we can forget all about this."
Heavy shook his head, "No, I have plan for you. ALL of U"
Scout began to cry as the realisation of been raped hit him, "PLEASE NO," he whimpered "Im to young to be raped". Heavy felt a bit sorry for the little scout because he was only just 21 and still a little kid to everyone else because everyone else was like 30 and 40.
"Is not fair to use such big penis on such tiny man," he said "I will let you go," and he untied Scouts arms and legs and scout scuttled away.
"Why does he get to go," said Demoman.
"Scout is baby," hevy said "Hevy dosent do sex with babus."
"Well Im blacik, your nort a raceist R U."
Heavy sighed and undid Demon man. Then Heavy began to torture everyone else with emo stuff. (A.N. FORT ANYONE WHO WAS WONDERING MERASMUS DID NOT USES HE MAJIC TO SAVE EVERYONE FROM BEEN RAPED BECAUSE HE WAS IN BREEDING SEASON AND IN WIZARD BREADING SEASON WIZZARDS CANOT DO SPELLS.)
Demo and Scout ran out of the room and up a stairs which was the way up to the stairs and they came out of a trap door which led to the ward room in the infermiry then they ran out of the infirmary and away from the base.
"We need to find help," said Demo.
"Yeah," said Scout. They new that they needed to find help so that they could stop heavy from rapeing everyone else because everyone was friends and frends have to look out 4 eacth other.
It was along run to the town of tuefort though where they could get the police to get heavy in troubles and they had to run across a road to get there.
Scout and demo ran across the road but demo was to slow and he got his by a vehicle.
"Fuck," said scout "No Demon, please don't die on me now." But then he relising that demoman was hit by an ambulance, "Demo your gonna be ok you were hit by an amblance." He sScout said. And he knew that ambulances arnt designed to kill people because they have pillows tied to there bumpers and are made out of a light flexible plastic to make them softer impact on people because ambulances have to go fast to get to hoespital and often hit people in way to get there so they tie pillows to them so they don't kill people as much when they hit people. "
Out of the ambulance cam a male nurse.
"FUCK," said the male nurse "I hit an ape… lulz only kidding its a black guy, but still I have to run over a vhite guy now so people don zhink that I am a raceish, I cant lose mu medical licence again. If only zhese fucking niggers didn't breed like rabbits zhey vouldn't be gatting in ze road and stuff."
"Fuck you cunt," said injured ran over demoman.
"No Fuck youm" said male nurse, but then they relised who each other was
"Medic?," Said Deom.
"Oh Demoman it's you," said Medic "I apolojive I cant tell black people apart."
"Im sorry to lad," said Demo,"I canne tell Nazis apart." AND THE n they lolled together because they had platonic relation and knew that because they were buddies it was alright to be racist because of context.
"What are you doing so far away from the base anyvay asked Medic" asked Medic, strating to do some healing on Demo man.
"It was awful," said Scout.
"Vat Vas,"assed Medick."
"Hecy's, hes gone crazy. First he had sex with dead hitler and was depressed and wearing emo shit so wniper sent spy to have sex with him and then he attacked us with a syringe gun and took us to a wiered black room under the infirmary and raped spy and now he is rapeing everyone else," Scout said.
Meic gasped, "He cheated on me vith dead Hiter und spy, broke into my sex doungeon and has become a compleat emo faggot. Son of a cunt. I am so angry vite now I could choke a prostitute with my crotch wrust and zen hide the mutilated body in a lake." "Cum on, I vill give you guys a lift to zhe base."
So together they drove back to the base. When they got back they went down into the infermay sex doungeon, where Heavy was there and he was Playing MCR songs like a compleat faggot anf it was so gay that Medic, Scout and Demo almost had to gouge there eyes out from all the faggotory.
"9, Fuck zis Shit," said Medic AND he went in and turned off the song.
"Who the fuck turned off Heavy music, said Heavy who was having his cock sucked by the Sniper as a punishment. And Heavy turned to look at Meidc who looked angry.
"D…Doctor… is it U." Heavy asked.
Medic didn't answer the question, instead he said "Heavy Vhy ze hell are you rapeing our teammates," said Meid c madly, "and why are you listening to this gay fag songs."
Heavy started to cry on Medocs sholder. I missed U so much, he said "Im so sorry, Heavy didn't mean to be a faggot emo or to have sex eith other people or anything. I made a sex doll of you cause I missed and rammed my cock in a medigun, then spy disguised as you and tried to sleep with me but then he called me fat and said you left me cause I was fat and then I raped him to teah him a lesson and then I found out that Sniper planed it all… and.. and" then heavy started to cry sexily.
Medic looked less angery now. He knew he couldn't stay mad at a man with such a big heart and penis "Oh Jew silly, silly man 3," he beagn, gently licking away the tears "I didn't leave you because I though you were fat. I left to get revenge on the Jews for killing our children."
"U did?" asled Heavy.
"Ja," sadi Medic "You see if it wasent of the jews then Hitler never would have existed, therfor meaning Hitler never wood have rose from the grave and then I would't have gotten myself Preggo and we would still have our children. So what I did was I ent to israle which is where the jews lived with some cupcakes that I lernt how to make in inkland and I gave them to the jews as a piece offering and they ate them. But they didn't know that they where laced woth nazi and they were possioned and they died and that is how I killed all the jews."
"So you left to kill jews and not cause you hated Heavy cause he is fat."
"yep,"
"Oh," said Heavy happily, he was happy that they were still cum chums." And They cuddled all uber cutely.
"I got you a gift while I was gone too said," Meadic.
Heavy got excited, "What is it?!1" he asked
And medic smilled and pulled down his pants to show Heavy his nice round ass.
"I got butt implants," he said, "I know you like my butt, you're alvays looking at it. So on the vay back to tuefort I stoped at brazil (the ass capital of the world) and asked zem for ze big gist implants zey could do. Vat do you Zink? ;D"
Heavy felt his reproductive fluids bubbling inside of his balls, like pots on a stove that wasent been watched, and he was harder than a catholic priest at family service when the kids come along.
"Yes…," said Heavy "I like dis," and he started to knead the nice, round, firm, perky but ox in his hands. He was all excited like a kid at a birthday party who just got the toy that they always wanted, only thing was that this toys was a nice phat ass "Please… PLEASE CAN WE JUST HAVE SEX?."
Medic giggled and griped Heavy's penis with his gloved hand and squeezed firmly, making moan all sexy like. "Zhat's alright Vith me."He said "It vill stop you from been such a faggot to because I am doktor and I knoe that sex is best way of stoping faggotery."(And this was true because fags are not capable of sex Thoufh it dosent count with dead and French people thought as dead people are dead and the French and already faggy)
Medic then got on to his knees letting the red tip of Heavy's cunt clobbering organ rub his lips, the pearly bead of pre-cum making them warm, white and sticky. Then Medic opened his mouth widely, allowing the thick, long cock inside. It started by grazing the roof of the doctor's mouth, leaving a sticky, creamy mess as it went, just like what a rat does cause it pees when it walks and you can see the piss trail of where it went with UV light. Then the head of the cock pressured against the soft, wet uvula, making Medic gag violently and cougth stomach acid on to the penis
"Is good," said heavy, enjoying the feeling of the acid and food chunks on his dick, knowing that it would make his soviet stiffy sufficiently slippy.
Heavy pulled his ridged Russian rammin' rod out of his Medic's German gobbling gorge and watched as a trail of his thick gloopy pre-cum dribbled out of him and down the doctor's chin.
Meick lapped up the man cream like a cat lapping up saucer of milk, gratefully swallowing every drop, it would be a crime to waste such precious, powerful liquid. After all, one of them could have grown up to be a famous doctor or lawyer.
"Mmmmmmmmmmm," He smiled, savouring the taste of all of the unlucky sperms that were now swimming in his stomach. "Amazing Verk," he praised with voice commands "Keep it up."
Heavy put his hand on med's dick and rubbed it to a god size. It was also big but not as big as heavus but NOT SMALL and it was sill cool looking in it's own way. They were ready to sex now, but then….Medic relised that he realy needed to poop rly bad. (It had been a long trip back from Isreal and there were no reststops all the way back because isreal is a poor country cause the jews are greedy and refused to spend there money on public things.)
"Heavy, I Vill be back in a second," Saif Medic, "I just have to go to ze little mercenary's room." But heavt was in a rush, because he was Russian (Lolz, gets it?) and he had not had sex with medic for so long that his cock literally started screaming.
"NO," SAID HEAVY PENIS "I DO NOT CARE I JUST WANT TO FUCK U"
"But Heavy's penis, you will get all dirty and covered in ass butter," Medic explaned.
"IS FIND, I DON'T CARE. I JUST NEED TO BE PUTIN YOUR ASS"
"Are you sure?" Medic asked.
"YES, RIDE ME!"
And Medic shrugged "Well I'm convinced, let's do this my friend." And Medic got on all 4s "In position."
"FOR THE MOTHER LAND!11!11!1111!1" screamed Heavy's RED communist Cock as it delve into the doctors ass like a professional diver diving into a big bowl of warm melted chocolate.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WWWWWWWOOOOOONNNNNNDDDDDDDEEEEEERRRRBBBBAAAARRRR! :D" Cried Medic as his hole convulsed with happiness of a oarsman. "GOTT IM HIMMEL! HOOVEY, BITTE, FICK ME HARDER!"
Amd Heavy did this with good thrust with power of Russian labour camps and both of them started to come all over THE floor anf each other.
Heavy pulled out leaving Medics nice ass looking like a hippo yawning that had just drank a sloppy vinila and chocolate milkshake. But as heavy pulled out meic felt a log of brown sticky waste traviling from his colon to his rectum. "Oh no," he said "vith such ruff anal sex I have lost control of my bowl movements, I zink I am gonna Scheiße myself."
Heavy smiled and place his lips around Medics stretched boy hole before then useing his tounge to stimulate the anus and guide the delicious wet offering into his mouth.
"Yes, I deserve this for cheating and been a fag." Heavy smiled whilst his lips met the warm sticky, gooey mess. His taste of his own semen and his lovers faecal matter dancing upon his tongue.
Medic grunted and moaned like he was in labour as Heavy chewend and swallowed the bad smelling rectum refuge not caring about the atrocious smell, or lumpy consistency.
Then it was all gone. Heavy liked the puckered hole clean with his tongue like a wet wipe before licking any last remains from his lips. "Thank you for Sex doctor," thanked Heavy.
"You're Velcome," said Medic hugging him, thankful he had a person who loved him enough to eat his shit, B4 relising "Heavy… you arnt a fag anymore."
Heavy looked at his reflection in a puddle of their seman. All of his emo shit was gone even the piercing were all healed and he diddnt lok like a fag no more.
"Yes," Heavy cried, "Heavy is back babies, sex really does solve everything."
"Everyone else was quite shoked by the intimate shit eating that they had just witnessed and felt a bit sick, but they were happy at the same time that they were all together again."
"Well," said engineer " Now I've seen everything."
And it should have been the end of this chapter there but it wornt!11111111!11 Because the aurthor has just relised that there is no final battle and every other chapter had a final battle… S o now I have to think of one… Got it…
Just after Engie said "Well Now I've seen everything." It turned out he haddent because all of a sudden at that moment Obease Saxton hale came throught the roof of the infirmary sex doungeon roof.
"I'M SAXTON HALE," said pissed saxton hale angrily. "I WENT TO GET NEW CARGO SHORTS AND NOT OTHER SHORTS LIKE SHORT SHORT BUT NOT OF THEM FIT BECAUSE I AM TOO OBEASE." And saxton hale took a big bite of portal cake which was on a plate which he had brought with him. " Now I am going to kill all of you who are fin and get revenge on the world and this cake for making me fat."
"Mission begins in 10 seconds said the announcer." And then the fight began (but only Heavy, Medic, Scout n Demo could fight because everyone else is tidyed up still)
Saxton hale turned out to be a formidable enemy, even while obease. How can we stop him thought everyone.
"I don't know" said soldier.
But then Sniper relised something "He is Australian like me, in Australia the Mustach is the source of all great powar." "To defeat Saxton hale we must destroy his mustash."
"Ja" said Medic, Sniper was full of good ideas today. And Medic said "Archimedes, I choose YOU." And Medic through his Pokeball to release his dove (Meidc is a Pokémon trainer now, don't like don't read) and arcamedes flew out of the ball and riped of Saxtons mustash. B4 Giving it to pyro who burnt the mustach with hand fire powers.
"Victory said inouncer"
"No my source of Powar!111" said saxton hale braking down in crying. "I diddnt mean to get all fat, but the cake was so yummy. All I wanted was revenge on the world 4 making me fat."
Heavy felt sad 4 saxton cause he was fat 2 so he knew how it was. "Is Okay," he said "Here take this, it will help"
"What is it," asked saxton.
"Is coupon 4 liposuction," said Heavy, "You can use it to get thin."
"You would do that for me," said Saxton, shocked that someone he bearly knew would do somrhting that cool 4 him "but if I take coupon then how will u get thin.?"
"Heavy smiled, and said "I lernt a sexy lesson today, I lernt that I don't need to be thin to be happy, as long as I have doctor." And Medic hurd this and was touched by it.
"Oh Heavy :3 I LOVE YOU." And they kissid.
Saxton hale was verythankful for the coupon. "You have done a good thing for sazton hale. If there is anything I can do for you… I am wrich U know…"
And Heavy thought for a second before saying "Actualy THer is 1 thing," and he whispered it to saxton hale."
"Of course, said saxton, "hERE AND he put an Item into Heavy TF2 backpack. "I wish you2 the very best," and saxton left throught the roof the same way he had cum using saxton ability which he has because he is Australian the master race.
Well," said engineer " Now I've seen everything."
But he STILL haddent seen everything because 1 more thng had to happen B4 the end of the tale.
Heavy went into his TF2 back pack and pulled out 'Something Special for Someone Special' (which is realy expensive item in tf2 store cause it is like $50 I mean fuck) and got on knee and said. "Medic Chan, will you marry me?"
"Medic was so shoked of the proposal that his face fell off and everyone in the room became anime charecters. "OMFG Heavy KUN." Medic said, hideing his embaresment behind a kawaii fan, the gentle Japanese wind (which some how worked inside) blowed threw his Geisha boy hair cut all and kawaiily and the petals of the flowers in his hair fluttered around kawaiily . "OF COURSE I VILL MARRY YOU. I LOVE YOU HEAVY KUN."
AND THEY YAOI BARA KISSED ALL CUTELY AND THEN THEY EAT SOME POCKY SEXILY
"I LOVE YOU TOO MEDIC CHAN."
Everyone elsed went "awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww," Beacues it was rely cute and they were happy for them and a notification poped up on the screen that said 'Medic ass hat has accepted Heavy's "penis head" Congratulations!'
Well," said engineer pissed cause this was the 3rd time he ha had to say this" Now I've seen everything." It was the end of the day now and everyone was tired so they went upstairs to enjoy the final hours of daylight of der day of.
After the story…
Heavy and Medic started planning their Wedding together and were all excited but then medic saw that he infirmary was a mess from Spycrab in last chpter and was PISSED and that someone had stolen all of his sperma samples from his fridge.
Engie picked up the plate that Saxton hale had brought with him which had had the portal cake on it. He recognised the logo on the cake tin and was sure he had seen it before but he couldn't workout where cum. Meanwhile the realy Chinese minibus driver watched him throught the window takeing down chineese notes before going back to wear the cake came from to report to his master about engineer.
Pyro became a part time barber because he engjoyed burning of saxtons mustach and engie and merasmused pubes and she thought it would look good on her resemay.
Spy got his ass fixed from medic, but the medigun was still ful of heavys cum and it got all over spy. Spy was happy that he never had to fuck heacy again, thought he was still fllen out with siper 4 trying to making him funk heavy. And him and Sniper were not getting along.
Sniper got hitler back and finaly got to do his snipeing.
Soldier, Demo, Meramus and Scout just did stuff… I guess… because the aurthor is feeling too lazy to think of anything.
Sanvich was eaten, so he could no longer tell people to rape and saxton hale grew back a magnificent mustach and got thin, so he got back saxton hale powers.)
Theend.
Authoer oke
Well dare you are, I hop that you enjoyed this chapter and will R nd R ;D Any way I have a question 4 evryone. I type in the Word processor and I keep getting RED and BLU lines under ma a word. Dose anyone now what this means?/ I am qonfused and Scared :(. Tanks guys 3