The Cullens appeared on Cloud that day, quite unexpectedly and with no real reason, much to the chagrin of the viewers. "OUR EYES! THEY BLEED!" rang out from the audience, which of course would prompt an investigation.

Cue Phoenix running onto Cloud from stage left, waving a large broom and shouting madly, "GET OUTA HERE YOU SO CALLED VAMPIRES!"

Most of the Cullens screeched at him in confusion and hostility before diving through Cloud, but Emmett stayed and tried to initiate a fight. He was whapped in the face with the business end of Phoenix's broom for his trouble, but he only left when Phoenix shouted, "I will send a postcard to Bella telling her you got trounced by a mortal with a broom!"

Phoenix sighed in aggravation as the break in Cloud closed, waving his hand to fix his broom before turning to check on the cast. The competitors were rocking back and forth on their beds, muttering about sparkles and other such nonsense, but with a few whaps from a broom they snapped out of it. They all sprang to their feet and methodically burned all Twilight books in sight, of which there were many for some strange reason, and the ashes flew into the air to form the truths and dares sent by Fire15Death.

Well this needs some more fun.

Max: I have found out why your girlfriend didn't light the candle. She is not a virgin.

Dani: You are a cute little girl. I give you the power over light and fire.*does spell to give powers*

Witch sisters: Yes I have magic. In fact...*turns them into mice* This is better that the Elmo pit. Trust me.

Elmo-*in pit* No one will pway with me.*looks at you and turns head 360 degrees around* WILL YOU PWAY WITH ME?

May: Candy eating contest with me.

Pheinic: Can you make your name easier to say like flaming death? And float in the air kick a hated character in the face while juggling bowling balls and let them drop on the victim.

Billy: I give you revenge on the sisters. Tie them up so I can play Rebecca Blacks Friday on repeat once they are in a different room.

Later.*fades in the light to go somewhere else*

Phoenix clenched his teeth and ground out, "Okay, ignoring the blatant misspelling of my name. . . Max! Your take on this?"

Nobody answered. Turning around in a circle, Phoenix questioned in confusion, "Max? Where'd he go?"

Everybody pointed silently to two figures in the distance, which turned out to be Max and Allison. Max was chasing the poor blond-haired girl and shouting something along the lines of, "Get back here, Allison! I want some answers! ANSWERS, I SAY!" and Allison was just screaming nonstop.

Phoenix blinked a couple times before prompting, "Moving on! Dani?"

The girl giggled as she temporarily blinded Max to give Allison time to escape, and as she passed the girl yelled, "Thanks!"

The Sisters promptly turned into mice, who then were placed in a maze by a laughing May. Phoenix snickered at the witches' predicament until he almost fell into the suddenly-there pit, and what he glimpsed down there disturbed him and possibly fractured his mind.

"DANI!" he yelled, and the girl promptly hurled an explosive fireball into the pit that completely annihilated the Freaky Elmo.

Fire15death appeared in a blaze of fire, all brown eyes and black hair, wearing a purple track suit. She and May started gobbling immense piles of candy that appeared from nowhere, and four hours later, May sighed in defeat, pushing the plate of candy away with only a single piece of candy still on it.

Fire laughed in joy as she swallowed the last piece of her candy, pumping her fists in the air and shouting, "OWNED!" as she began dancing in victory. Phoenix, now known as Death, waved his hand at the celebrating girl, causing her to return to where she came from.

Death turned Winnie back into a human and flounced up to her cheerily (in Sarah's body). He floated up into the air as a pair of steel-toed boots appeared on his feet, beginning to juggle some bowling balls as he kicked her in the face.

Repeatedly.

Hard.

Laughing, he dropped the bowling balls on her head, sending her in Sarah's body collapsing into blessed unconsciousness as the others laughed as well (oh, she's fine).

And finally, to a slow funeral march, Death lowered himself to the ground and snapped his fingers, sending the Sisters to an alternate dimension that had nothing but white emptiness and the nasally voice of Rebecca Black singing 'Friday' on repeat.

And then there was cake.