A/N: hey people!
I know it's been a long time and I'm sorry. I'm kinda focusing on my other Hetalia stories at the moment. Thank you for being patient with me.
For the people who are confused about Ivan being Russia and everything else I'll tell you this. Everyone but the sparkling fairies are human. Everyone. No Russia, no America. And if they were nations then Lisa would be Alaska. Though my Alaska is a boy. I have stories on that.
And to those who are worried that she fall in love with Edward don't worry, she won't.
Lisa: "Sorry but I don't like sparkling fairies."
You heard her.
However! If I continue this unto New Moon I will give her a love interest. A son of another one of my OTPs. If you guys want me to though.
Lisa: You will?
Yes I will Lisa.
Something else. I go from first point of view to second in different places. Sorry if it gets confusing.
Enjoy the chapter.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
I had finally reached home. I threw my bag into the corner and stretched my arms before falling onto the couch to relax for a moment.
I thought about the Cullens for a moment. I bared my teeth at the thought of them. There was something…weird about them. Something otherworldly or something like that.
Oh well. It's not like their vampires or anything.
I got up from the couch and walked to the kitchen. I stood in the middle with my arms slightly crossed and looked around it.
Should I cook something for dad? There was a slight problem with that. I had no idea how to cook anything. My mom jokes that I could burn water if I tried to cook something.
Blow up the kitchen one time. Okay two times. Okay, okay! Three times and your mom never lets you forget it.
Oh well. Fourth times the charm isn't it?
Ivan looked up from the letter he had been writing suddenly.
There was something terribly wrong with the universe. Something that should not be happening was indeed happening.
He hadn't felt this since Alfred had tried to cook him a romantic dinner all those years ago.
The phone ringing suddenly took him out of thoughts. That was surprising. The phone hadn't rung in quite a while.
"Forks Police Department, this is Chief Braginsky how may I help you?" he said into the phone.
"Hello there Ivan." a man said.
Ivan sighed slightly. "Carlisle. This is a surprise."
"Well there is a matter we need to discuss." Carlisle Cullen said.
"Which is?"
"Your daughter and my children. Apparently they met at school."
Ivan smiled. "Did they? That's nice. But what does that have to do with anything?"
"Well I don't know exactly how but your daughter managed to rip apart my children Volvo." Carlisle said.
Ivan smiled once more. He wrote on a scrap of paper Buy Lisa a present before turning back to the conversation.
"And what do you want me to do about it?" Ivan asked.
"Well I want to know how you are going to punish her." Carlisle said.
"Punish her? Hmm. Maybe I will get her a new computer, the one we have in the house is rather old. Or maybe some of those mangas she loves so much." Ivan said.
"What? Ivan you are supposed to punish her not reward her." Carlisle said.
Ivan chuckled slightly. "If she had to do that then I am sure she had a good reason to."
"Good reason to or not she still destroyed my childrens property and needs to be punished."
Ivan sighed. "Please listen to me Carlisle. I allow you and your…children to live here out of the goodness of my heart. However that can change and I can just as easily take you out of this town."
"Ivan-"
"No listen to me Cullen." Ivan interrupted. "My job is to protect and serve the people. The human people, not the vampires. You and your family have only each other to protect yourselves because neither I nor any other police officer will do anything for you."
"I…understand."
Ivan smiled. "Good." he said before hanging up.
He sighed as he turned back to the letter. If only the Cullens weren't animal drinkers. Then he would be able to kill them. Vampries were so much more fun than humans; they offered more of a fight.
The phone rang again.
Ivan looked at it. Twice in one day? That was new.
"Hello?" he said into it.
"Dad?"
Ivan smiled. "Hello Lisa."
"Hi dad. Listen. There's something I need to tell you."
"If it's about the car at school then you don't need to. I already know."
"No it's not about that."
"Then what is it?"
"I kinda maybe sorta blew up the kitchen."
Ivan got out of his car and looked at the house. Everything seemed alright from the outside.
The inside however, when he entered and where the kitchen once stood was merely empty. There was no sign of anything ever been there. Even the tiles, furniture, refrigerator, stove, counters and the cupboards had all melted into a smooth surface, like a rock.
And there Lisa sat in the living room looking miserable.
"Hi daddy." she said.
Ivan quickly walked to her and looked her over. "Are you hurt?"
Lisa shook her head. "I was in the living room when it happened."
Ivan looked back into the kitchen. Forget atomic bombs Lisa cooking did more damage.
"Well it seems that we will be having take out for a while."
Well it didn't seem that papa was mad at me. If anything he seemed impressed.
At least the pizza was good I thought as I took another bite with a sip of soda.
Papa looked at me over his slice. "So you managed to take apart a Volvo?" he asked.
I nodded. "I got moms strength."
Papa laughed at that. "I remember that. One time your mother actually threw a car at someone who had been bullying his little brother."
I laughed as well before getting up and throwing out the trash. Needed to do homework after all. Sadly.
I stopped on the stairs before going back.
"Dad?"
He looked up.
"Do you know the Cullens?"
Nod.
"Do you think that there's anything…weird about them?" I asked.
"Well they are vampires if that's what you mean." he said.
My jaw dropped slightly. "They're what?"
"Vampires." papa repeated.
Looks like this town is more interesting than I first thought.
Yeah Ivan knew the Cullens were vampires. He's cool like that.
I think I've said everything I needed to say.
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Until next time.
This is Phoenix-Fire Power over and out.