A/N : I'll be quick. I just wanted to thank you guys again for your helpful reviews. They all make me very happy. I'm introducing some OCs soon that are a big part in the development of this story. I hope this chapter is interesting. I love each and everyone of my Nalu pandas. Enjoy!:
I will kill this damn bastard. I'm going to strangle him. I'm going to shove a fucking pillow down his goddamn throat.
My eyes flew open and I sat up to glare at a sleeping, snoring Natsu with his limbs flying in all different directions. My hands slowly started inching towards his tanned skinny neck. When he started snoring louder, I quickly reached his flesh and began to squeeze. His eyes fluttered open and he looked at me with a bewildered expression.
"What in fucking hell Lucy! I didn't think you were that type of girl!" He said as my hands retreated from his neck.
I rolled my eyes and shrugged, "You were getting on my damn nerves, I couldn't sleep." He looked over at the clock and smirked.
"It's 7:30 in the morning, call me your alarm clock," he said getting out of the king sized bed. Never again will I sleeping in the same room with that sewer rat. I rolled off the bed, forgetting I had a major hangover and paid the price. I groaned and decided I was not going to school today. I felt like I was gonna die.
I walked into the nearest bathroom and proceeded to clear my face of yesterday's makeup. Only then did I remember I was not in my house, but Happy's. Which meant I had no clothes. I walked back into the room I woke up in and opened the window to check the temperature. As soon as I opened the window, cold air flew into the room and nipped at the bare skin on my arms and stomach. It felt like someone stripped me of my clothes and dropped me in Antarctica. I quickly shut the window as goosebumps began to for on my arms. I sucked my teeth in annoyance and walked out of the room in search of some necessities.
"Happy?" I called down the hallway.
"What?" He answered, "I'm busy," he said in a voice that told me he was completely and utterly high. I shook my head and decided it was no use asking him for anything that wasn't related to drugs or alcohol at the moment. I walked into what seemed to be Happy's room and quietly raided his closet.
"Hmm, I thought guys were the only ones who did panty raids," Natsu said behind me, I could practically feel him smirking.
I threw him an annoyed look, "I'm looking for a pair of... Found 'em!," I said pulling out a pair of basic sweatpants I knew Happy had to have. I pulled them onto my legs and jumped up forgetting to keep my movements slow. I pulled the ponytail holder off my wrist and tied my hair in a ponytail. Damn, I look good even in boy's clothes, I thought.
Natsu eyed me quizzically, "You look like you're ready for for school." I frowned, like hell I was going to school when it felt like little munchkins were banging on the inside of my head with little spiked hammers.
"I'm not going," I said simply, walking out of Happy's room. I suddenly felt the need to lay down, every step was like a smack on the head. I collapsed face first on the bed I previously slept in.
"Aspirin! I need Aspirin!" I said, writhing around on the bed. I prayed it didn't get any worse.
"You got it worse than I did," Natsu said leaning against the door, "and I'm sure I drank more." I glared at him, yearning to knock that smirk right off his stupid face. He walked in with a glass and two pills and shoved them in my face. I mumbled thanks and gulped down those pills like my life depended on it, I felt like it did.
I collapsed back on the bed, "How long will it take to kick in?"
"About an hour," he said nonchalantly. I nearly flipped, an hour! I could die before then.
"I'm kidding, give it 15 minutes," he said when he saw my horrified expression. I slowly rose from the bed and walked downstairs in search of food. I had just realized how hungry I was. I walked around downstairs, looking for some sign of life.
"Does Happy live alone?" I wondered out loud.
"Kind of," Natsu answered, "His parents work out of the country most of the time." I nodded in understanding, my parents did that a lot so I could relate. Speaking of parents, I had to call mine. I reached into the sweatpants, fishing around until I pulled out my phone from my shorts pocket. I dialed my mom and awaited an answer.
"Hello, lovenut…"she paused. I heard her call out to my father, "Honey, that was a nice one I thought of don't you think?"
"Yes, carebear I think it quite suits our Lucy Lu," he answered
I pondered on it for a moment then said, "Are you guys gonna use that one from now on?" I was secretly hoping for the word 'yes'. As everyone who's met my parents knows, they're a bit on the wonky side. When I was twelve my parents read a parenting self-help book that claimed that pet names for the ones you love helps you bond. I don't know who wrote that book, but I do know that they need to be slapped upside the head for thinking up such a ridiculous idea. Since my parents already had pet names for each other, they turned their attention on to me. So every day up till the present, they called me every pet name that came through their head until they found the right one. But I swear they have gone through the same ones about 50 times.
"I don't see why not. I absolutely love it! It's just perfect for you, Lucy," my mother answered, snapping me back to reality.
"Oh really," I said, glad my continuous torture was over and wondered why it took almost 6 years.
"Oh, I almost forgot to tell you! We already moved all your stuff to your apartment. You just need to come by after school so we can give you the keys and tell you where it's at," as soon she said that, I immediately began grinning from ear to ear. I couldn't contain my excitement.
"By the way, where were you last night? You didn't come home," she said and I froze. I could feel my face going ashen. Some people might think it's not a big deal, but I never, never lied to my parents. Even about the little things.
I took a deep breath so I wouldn't stutter. "I...uh...stayed at a friend's house," which wasn't entirely a lie.
"Well, I guess that's alright since you'll be officially an adult in about a month," she said, thankfully buying on to my terrible lying skills.
"Alright, bye mommabear," I said, and of course I had nicknames for my parents. I returned to my happiness as she hung up. I fist pumped the air and jumped up and down, I was finally moving out!
"You seem pretty happy even though your lying sucks dirty ass crack," Natsu said trying to crush my sunshine. I decided to ignore him.
"What's got you so worked up?" he said grabbing a bag of chips from Happy's cupboard. I turned to face him grinning like the cheshire cat.
"I got my own apartment and I moved out!" I yelled, my head in the clouds, forgetting about the headache that was yet to go away.
"What the hell are you bitches yellin' about?" Happy yelled as he descended the stairs, higher than a NASA satellite. I rolled my eyes at him wondering how he got away with going to school like that.
"Are you guys ready to go or naw? School started 10 minutes ago," Loke said walking down the stairs with the girl from last night. I didn't even know they were here.
"How many rounds did you guys go?" Natsu asked like it was a question that was asked all the time, I wouldn't be surprised if it was. My eyes bulged out of their sockets. How could he ask such a question? The girl blushed fiery red, I felt bad for her.
"Lost count," Loke smirked, my eyes popped out even farther. I didn't think he would actually answer the question.
"I'm sure it was more than 5," the girl said shamelessly, I no longer felt bad for the twat. She was just as bad as Loke. I shook my head and walked outside with everyone else cackling like hyenas. I was sure I was the only sane individual there.
"Who's driving?" I asked. I prayed Happy wouldn't volunteer. Unfortunately, I didn't get that satisfaction.
"It's my car, I will," he said walking towards the car. I was scared for my life, he couldn't even walk straight.
"Oh, hell to the motherfucking no, Happy! Give me the damn keys," I said, my hand outstretched, eyeing him carefully. I would tackle his ass if I had to.
"Are you gonna drive then?" Happy asked dangling the keys above my head. My eyebrow began to twitch.
"I don't give a damn as long as it's not you," I said turning away. Suddenly Natsu said he would. I got a twinkle in my eye as I suddenly snatched the keys just as he reached for them.
"Come on Lulu, I said I'd drive," he said stalking towards me with his trademark smirk.
I snickered, "I suddenly feel like driving." I turned and ran across Happy's front yard as Natsu lunged for me. I ran as fast as I could, but seeing as I was not track star, I was soon caught and began tumbling downward. Natsu was on top of me in moments fighting me for the keys. I fought with vengeance, but as soon as he started tickling me I was done for. I writhed and squirmed as tickled my bare stomach, laughing and still determined to not let him get the best of me. I lost in the long run of course.
When we reached the car, Loke had the girl up against the car eating her face like it would save him from a coming apocalypse. I signaled for them to hop in and shoved Happy in the back seat.
"Hey," he yelled as I shut the door. I certainly wasn't sitting in the back with Loke and his fuck buddy. I sat down in the passenger seat as Natsu started the engine. Only then did I realize how massive Happy's house was, his parents must be making some big bucks overseas to afford this house. I soon got irritated with the moans and groans coming from the back seat and turned the radio on loud.
When we reached school, the parking lot was cleared of of any sense of human life and I knew Vice Principal Makarov would give us hell.
"Aww fuck," Natsu said thinking the same thing.
As soon as we stepped out of the car, the short, snow haired man came barreling towards us demanding why we were late.
"Where in the good God's blazes have you hoodlums been? You've already missed two periods and third period is almost over! How are you going to explain yourselves? Get yourselves into my office this instant!" He yelled in our faces, spit flying everywhere. I cringed as he spoke and attempted to hide behind Natsu, so he could be my spit shield.
We shuffled our feet into the school and plopped down in chairs in his office. I snickered when he figured out that there were only four chairs so Loke's fuck buddy had to sit on his lap. From his facial expression, Loke thought he was get some in the supply closet. I rolled my eyes.
I saw the vice principal scribbling on some small sheets of paper and immediately groaned out loud. He shoved the papers in our faces.
"Detention. After school. Today. I wouldn't miss this one," he said as he ushered us out.
"Like hell I'm serving a detention today," I growled as I walked to my locker.
"Not the only one," Loke said, "I got way too much shit to do." Like getting laid.
"So Lulu," Natsu said smirking at me. I knew I wouldn't like what he was gonna say next.
"You got an apartment right?" he asked as I eyed him warily.
"Yeah…"I said, wondering what was up with him.
"Looks like you need a roomie," he said walking up to me with his hands behind his back.
"No, I don't," I said shutting him down.
"But who will take care of my fragile Lulu?" He asked clutching his heart.
"I can take care of myself," I said, nearly reaching my locker.
"Oh come on Lulu. Igneel is driving me crazy! He wants me to get married soon! If he asks me when the wedding date is one more time, I will go batshit," he said, clasping his hands together and pouting. Still, I turned my head.
"I'll pay you," he said. I bet he could practically the cash signs appearing in my eyes.
"850 every two weeks," that's when I turned around.
"Really?" I asked, my resolve diminishing.
"Pinky swear," he said and I was sold. Little did I know, I had made a deal with the Devil himself. I knew as soon as our pinkies locked there was no turning back, but I did it anyways.
"Good, I'll move in today," he said pulling his pinky back. I was surprised, couldn't he at least wait a week.
"Today!?" he nodded. I didn't get to retort, because the bell rang and students flooded into the hallway, smashing me against my locker. As much as I tried to push back, it was no use.
When the hallway finally cleared, I let out the breath I didn't know I was holding. When I saw Happy and pretty girl with white hair turn the corner, I couldn't help but follow them. I'm nosy I know, but I wasn't the only one, Natsu and Loke followed me over. We watched in awe as the ordeal went down.
"I know we only just met, but I...I.." oh my fucking god, she was confessing to Happy. The lucky bastard.
"I think I like you," the girl continued. Then there was a long pause, Happy stayed there unblinking, unmoving. I guessed he was processing what she had just said.
Suddenly his hand went up and patted the girl on the shoulder, " You know Carla, I like me too." I gasped, I didn't know he was that slow. Tears welled up in Carla's eyes and she ran away crying. Loke, Natsu, and I walked over to him shaking our heads solemnly.
I put my hand on Happy's shoulder, looking him in the eye, "Happy, are you mentally constipated?" I was completely serious. At first I thought his stupidity was only minor, but that charade made me think otherwise.
"Mentally... what?" I shook my head again. I wondered how he even passed first grade. Even a six year old can tell when a girl is telling him she likes him. It seemed Happy was a lost cause.
"Hey! Haven't you kids learned your lessons yet? Get to class!" Vice principal Makarov yelled stomping towards us.
Loke huffed, "We were on our way."
He shook his head furiously, "Do you think I'm some kind of fool? I know how much trouble you've all been causing since yesterday. I won't have it! Just because that principal's lax doesn't mean I will be! You won't get away with anything while I'm around." His face was red and I could tell he just wanted to throttle us.
"Then you just won't be around," Natsu said smirking.
Mr. Makarov was about to explode and I didn't want to be there to see it.
"Let's just go before he pops like a tomato in the microwave," I said pulling Happy and Natsu to class. Loke and the girl whose name I still don't know, unfortunately, decided to stay and argue with the vice principal, earning themselves one more detention.
"I forgot what classes I have again," Happy said when we were far enough from the vice principal. I was about to retort about how scatterbrained he was, but then I realized I didn't remember mine either.
"Damn it," I huffed.
"Let's just sit in a random class before the old dwarf has a hernia," Natsu suggested. I nodded, that would be the best thing to do. We opened the closest door to us and filed in before Mr. Makarov saw us. Turns out it was a freshman history class. They all turned to look at us like we were purple monkeys riding on unicycles and throwing bananas at the queen. We snuck into the back of the class and tried to be unseen. The teacher looked at us incredulously, but then returned to whatever she was explaining to the class.
I propped my head up on my hands and stared out of the window. I didn't get the satisfaction of daydreaming because Natsu and Happy decided to pester me to no end with written notes.
'This class is fuckin' boring
Yup' it said, written in their horrible, nearly undecipherable handwriting.
'Wat the hell do u guys want?' I wrote back, glaring at them.
'We're bored
'Entertain us' they wrote back. I smirked and handed them my phone.
"Read this fanfiction if you're bored," Little did they know, it was boy-on-boy for Harry and Ron from Harry Potter. I remember the first time I read it, Erza had recommended it to me. It had got a little hot heavy, even for me. My face turned all red and I had to fan myself a bit.
"Fan-what?" I sat with my head rested on my hand, awaiting their reaction. I snickered as both their faces went ashen and their eyes went wide. Happy's mouth fell open and Natsu eyebrows shot up his forehead so fast, I thought they might get lost in his hairline.
"I mind feels violated and I feel like a dirty pervert," Happy said shivering.
"What the hell is this?" Natsu asked shoving my phone back into my hand. There faces were fiery red and they were coughing repeatedly. I just sat there and laughed my ass off, pounding my desk and slapping my knee. Natsu's face was almost as red as his hair. Because of that incident, they didn't bother me for the rest of the day.
As I was walking out of the classroom and into the hallway, I accidentally bumped into a girl with shoulder length blue hair.
"Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry," I said, bending down to help her pick up her books.
"It's cool. By the way, I'm Levy, I'm new here," she said as we stood up.
"I'm Lucy. What grade are you in?" I asked.
"Twelfth. I hope this is the last school I have to go to before I graduate," she said staring off into space, looking a little forlorn.
"I'm in twelfth too. It was really nice to meet you. If you ever need someone to show you around, come find me. I'll see you around, Levy," I said walking down the hallway.
It was the end of the day and I was having an unrewarding battle with my locker when Erza tapped on my shoulder. I spun around and smiled, not having seen her all day.
"Hey Luce," she said smiling back at me.
"Guess what?" I squealed, nearly jumping up and down.
"You finally got laid?" she said moving her eyebrows up and down suggestively.
"No. I'm finally moving into my apartment. I don't know what it looks like though," I said and she grinned.
"You have to show me around, plus, you still didn't tell me what initiated this change," She said before Jellal grabbed her hand and pulled her outside. I swear she spends more time with him than her own mother.
I was wondering how I'd get home when I spotted Happy. I was glad he was there because I wasn't too fond of riding the bus. I followed him out to his car and hopped in the back.
He gave me an odd look. "I need a ride home," I shrugged.
"Who said I was going to take your ass home?" he said, eyeing me through the mirror. He was about to pull out when the passenger door opened and Loke climbed in.
All of a sudden I saw Natsu's dumb ass walking towards the car. Just because I wanted to, I locked the door just as he was about to open it. He scowled and knocked on the glass. He was obviously yelling obscenities at me, but I pretended not to hear. I cupped my hand to my ear and tilted it towards the window. I smirked at him, but my fun was short lived when Happy opened the door. I quickly scooted to the other side of the back seat and close to the window, knowing he would want his revenge.
"I wanna know who the hell said I was gonna drive ya'll anywhere. Ya'll got that gas money though?," Happy asked, finally being able to pull out of the parking lot. When everybody answered with a no, he huffed and turned his attention back to the road.
I could see Natsu glaring at me through the side of my eye. I wondered what he was thinking. When Happy turned the radio up loud, I took it upon myself to belt out the lyrics to Katy Perry's Dark Horse. I knew every word to the song and felt I hit the high note well. I was confused when everyone turned around to stare at me with pained expressions.
"Lucy, you sound like one of those screaming goats. I hope you never, ever try to sing ever again," Happy said. I was flabbergasted. I was positive I had a good singing voice. If I didn't, my dad wouldn't have said I sounded like Beyonce. He wouldn't lie to me, would he?
I huffed and stayed silent the entire time, glaring at everyone, especially Loke, who was snickering up front.
"Get the fuck out," Happy said as he pulled up to Luke's house, "Address Lucy."
"3128 Maloby Avenue," I said, still upset he said I sounded like a goat. He nodded and drove off. When he arrived at my house, I said a quick goodbye before jumping out, just in case Natsu was going to throw his shoe at me or something.
My mother nearly pounced on me as soon as I got home and I almost fell over. "Lovenut! I'm so glad you're home! We moved all your stuff already. Let me get you the keys," she said, kissing me on the cheek. She walked away for a second and when she returned and pressed the cold hard metal into my waiting palm, I nearly melted. I've been waiting for my own apartment for years.
"I'm gonna go see how it looks," I said, grabbing my car keys off the counter.
"Don't forget your parents lovenut! We'll call you before we board the plane," she called as I was walking out the door. I waved to her in acknowledgement and hopped into my car. I revved up the engine and tried not to run too many stop signs. When I finally reached my apartment, I pranced inside like a show pony and twirled into the elevator. I was too high in the clouds to pay any mind to the odd looks and stares. I rode the elevator to the top floor and walked down the hallway looking for number 379. When I reached, I unlocked the door and nearly died of pure happiness on the spot. I skipped into the apartment, spinning and running my hands along the walls. I absolutely loved how my parents decorated, it was completely my style.
I threw myself on the couch in the living room and I couldn't keep the smile from forming on my face. I kicked my legs up in the air and laughed at nothing.
After I had explored every room in the house about three times, I decided to call Erza to see if she wanted to check it out. "Hey Erza," I said when she picked up.
"Hey, Luce. What's up?" She answered.
"Do you wanna come by the apartment? You said you'd want to see it," I said turning on the TV.
"Sure! Where's it at?" She asked. I told her my address and room number and said goodbye. I had flipped through all the channels multiple times and I was officially bored out of my mind. So I decided to Snapchat everyone for no reason. Then I heard a knock at the door.
I wondered how Erza could get here so quick. I opened the door and immediately tried to slam it shut. That bitch Juvia was standing at my door like I still wanted to see her. I couldn't close the door because she stuck her damn foot in the way.
"Why in bloody hell are you standing at my door, bitch?" I snarled, staring her down like she just smacked my baby.
"Lucy please just hear Juvia out! Juvia-" She pleaded.
"How the fuck am I supposed to listen to a word that comes out of your mouth, Juvia? You fucking slept with my boyfriend. You know it fucking hurts that Gray cheated on me, but it hurts even more to know that he was cruel enough to do it with my best friend. You knew how much I loved him Juvia, but you fucked him dry anyways. It's a miracle that I can actually look you in your damn face right now!" I yelled, fuming and seeing red.
"But Lucy-" she cried, expecting me to let her speak. She always does this, she thinks that if she cries, everyone will fall at her feet. That wasn't happening today.
"How long?" I asked, ignoring anything that was coming out of her filthy mouth.
"What?" She asked, not comprehending.
I rolled my eyes and repeated myself, "How long? How long were you fucking my boyfriend?"
"Umm...a month maybe two, but Lucy please-" I held up my hand.
"Juvia, I can't forgive you for this. Every time I see your face, I think about your tongue down his throat. Don't you understand what you did? You not only slept with my boyfriend, you betrayed my trust. I can never, ever trust you again, so please leave and never come back," I said shutting the door. I never wanted to see her again. How the hell did she find out where I lived? I bet she asked my parents.
When I heard another knock on the door, I flung it open and almost punched Erza in the face, thinking she was Juvia. "Jeez, Luce! Did you call me here just to beat my ass!" She laughed.
"Sorry, Juvia was just here," I explained myself. She looked at me curiously and I said I'd explain.
"Spill," she demanded as we sat down on the couch.
"Juvia slept with Gray," I sighed and her breath caught in throat. She gasped and her jaw dropped into her lap.
"What the hell? Why? When? How?" She demanded.
"I was on my way to drop a dress off at her house and when I walked up the stairs, I heard them having sex. I walked in the room and I swear something in my brain snapped. I don't know what happened but I'm not the same anymore," I said, reliving every moment of that day.
"This doesn't seem likely..." She she said tapping her chin.
I nodded, didn't seem likely to me either. "Why'd you become like this? No offense."
"I guess to show him that, I could be strong even though he did that to me. I also took this as a chance to do all the things I've always wanted to do, but never had the courage to. So I guess it was a blessing in disguise. I was always a coward you know, so I've never really lived until now," I explained. Then Erza reached over and pulled me into her arms and rubbing my back. She told me I wouldn't have to go through this alone. She also told me something I didn't want to hear, that I should talk to Juvia.
"So...about Natsu?" She asked after she pulled away. She smirked, thinking I liked him or something.
"I don't like Natsu. Don't get any ideas," said, stressing the word 'don't'. She laughed and elbowed me in my side.
"You want some hot chocolate?" I asked her. When she nodded I got up and walked into the kitchen, wondering why she thought I liked Natsu.
Meanwhile...
Natsu's P.O.V. :
When Happy dropped me off at my house and walked straight inside, almost walking into a potted plant. I was pondering on how to get Lucy back. No one gets away with locking the door on me, plus she scarred me for life with her fanfictions. I shivered at the thought.
As I walked into the house, I felt something was different. It had an eerie feeling about it, it put me on edge.
"Natsu," Igneel boomed from the living room. There was a man standing there who looked strikingly similar to someone I know. He had salmon hair, tan skin, and smoky onyx eyes. He looked a lot like...me.
"Natsu, we've finally found your brother!" I choked. 'Brother?'
"You were separated when your parents went missing, everyone thought him dead, he's been in foster homes all his life," Igneel explained. Honestly, I never remembered having a brother, but then again, I only had one memory of my childhood. It was of my father giving me a recording pen on my birthday. I listen to it just about everyday. 'You're four now champ. You're growing up so fast. I love you buddy,' is what it said. I smiled at the memory.
"I'm Bradley," he said extending his hand out to me. I shook it, but I didn't want to. There was something in the way he looked at me, and the gleam in his eye that creeped me out.
"Natsu," I said, staring him down.
"How old are you exactly?" I asked curiously.
"Thirty," he said, giving me the same look I was giving him. If he was thirty now, that would mean he was about twelve when we lost our parents, so he must remember what happened.
"Hey, Igneel, I need to talk to you about something," I said retracting my hand.
"What is it my boy?" He asked.
"I'm moving out today," I said, sticking my hands in my pockets.
He tilted his head to the side, confused, "Oh really. With whom?"
I knew I had to word this right or there was no way in hell I was moving out. "I'm umm... moving in with my girlfriend...yeah my girlfriend," I cringed as the words came out of my mouth. Lucy, my girlfriend, no way in hell.
His eyebrows shot up, "Finally, I thought you'd stay the same way for ever. He doesn't know how to treat the ladies. I can't even count how many girls we've had calling the house crying for Natsu," he said speaking to Bradley. I scoffed, he talked about me like I was the scum of the earth. I decided to remove myself from the situation before Igneel asked when the wedding was.
I walked into my room and grabbed whatever clothes I could get my hands on, my cologne and deodorant, my toothbrush, and a couple pairs of shoes. I'd come back for the rest later. I knew Igneel was waiting for me at the bottom of the stars and I contemplated jumping out of the window. I realized that wouldn't be my best bet because I could break my neck and die. I'd be all over the news. The headlines would say: 'Teenage heartthrob tragically falls to his death through a third floor window. Police are suspecting murder, but who would want to kill such a gorgeous angel face?' I decided to go down the stairs, though there was a risk of being asked uncomfortable questions.
"He he he. So when's the wedding boy?" Igneel asked. I sucked my teeth in annoyance.
"We haven't decided yet," that was my best answer. If I said we weren't getting married, it would be an all out war.
"It's unfortunate that we couldn't live together Natsu," Bradley said, but something about him said the total opposite. I nodded and left, still on edge from having met Bradley. I texted Lucy for directions, hopped on my motorcycle and left.
When I got to the apartment complex, I was completely amazed. I walked into the elevator and was not surprised to find out that the lady in the corner was giving me bedroom eyes. I smirked and winked at her and she blushed and turned away. I sighed, it just never fails, I'm just too fucking charming. I got off on the last floor and was again unsurprised. The lady from the elevator was following me. I was too damn sexy for her, she just had to see more of me.
I knocked on door 379 and waited for Lucy to open the door, but she was taking too damn long. That lady was staring at me like a lost puppy and it was starting to get weird. That's when Lucy finally opened the door.
"Finally! I've only been waiting here for ten hours," I said walking in. I laughed when the lady glared at Lucy and Lucy glared right back.
"What's her problem?" Lucy asked closing the door. I stared at her for a second, waiting.
"What?" She asked walking furrowing her eyebrows.
"Are you going to show me to my room?" I smirked. She rolled her eyes, but led me anyways.
"Is that all you brought? You look like you're running from the law," she said eyeing my bag. I shrugged and threw my bag down in the room. I proceeded to explore the apartment, nodding to myself in approvement. It looked like one of Igneel's penthouse suites.
"I'm going to take a shower," Lucy said walking away. I smirked evilly to myself, getting a devilish idea. As soon as I heard the water running, I went around the apartment flushing every toilet and opening turning on sink. I grinned in satisfaction when I heard Lucy scream at the top of her lungs.
"Natsuuuuuu!" She screamed and I laughed picturing her face.
"Karma's a bitch Lulu!" I called back to her. Yes, yes she is.