Disclaimer: I do not own hetalia or its characters

Super fast update Yaaaah! Yao is for China's point of view and MeiMei for Kiku's point of view! Thank everyone who left a review! It really helped me out! I was completely out of ideas until I saw the reviews *sob* I was moved *tears*. Now Kiku has developed some feelings! Hiiiyaaah! Ayami-san is coming into the picture! I'm pretty stressed out now, my pet mouse ran away...

"I wish I could just die aru…" Yao moaned; he covered his face before shuddering in horror… H-His hands… They're so soft and girly! He bit his bottom lip and stared at the mirror screaming while waving his hands around like an erratic hummingbird. He felt a panic attack coming…

Kiku chuckled into his sleeve, whatever his name ahem frog was looking at him with a 'it's not funny your highness' the frog coughed into his webbed hand before attempting to touch Kiku's shoulder but Kiku quickly whipped out a handkerchief and wrapped it around the frog's sticky hand. "Go wash your hands first." Another shriek stabbed through the air along with pitter-patter of a hysterical princess running around in her room, the sadistic kitsune snickered as he counted the seconds before another shriek pierce the air. It was much better than figuring out how many miles a thunder storm really is, he looked at the rag of a kitty plush and tapped his lips with a finger.

Does the princess really like these cat plushies? "I made that for hi-her when she was just a bo-girl." The frog said as he came down the hall from the bathroom while drying his hands like a car repairman. Kiku winkled his nose, like a car repairman the frog was still dirty no matter how many times he cleaned himself. Then Kiku looked down at the stuffed thing and held it by its square shaped ear with his claws. "Are you sure this will calm her down?" Kiku asked with his long thin tail swishing side to side in content. He really didn't want her screaming to end because he… He shivered excitement and smiled like a cat playing with a hysterical mouse, her shrieks sound so sweet and cute! The frog stretched its lips into a thin line "Ahem, honorable Lord Kiku, it is your duty to comfort the princess in times of distress I bid thee the best of LUUUUCCCKKKK!"

Kiku stared at the frog's retreating figure in the distance; it looked like he was running off to sunshine and rainbows. Kiku's shoulders slumped down in disbelief, he felt his tail prickle up from the dark foreboding doom. Damn the frog ran fast then he looked at the floor with distaste, slimy wet stains marred the smooth clean floors; his tail swished faster. Then his furry ears twitched, he tilted his head and stopped swishing his tail. There was only unorthodox silence coming from the closed doors, Kiku stalked out of the main hallway to the princess' bedroom doors. His ears twitched questioningly, he raised a paw to knock "Princess?" Then suddenly the door blew open with slam and a bang.

"AHHH! I'm gonna kill myself! I gonna kill myself! My hands aru!" The princess shrieked like she was poisoned, she held her hands out before her like they were diseased. She covered her head "I'm hearing voices! Oh my god this never happened to me before! I can hear that hated Kitsune's voice aru!" The hated kitsune mentioned, feeling quite ignored, stared at her but she was still freaking out. Her usually neat hair was a mess; it was no longer like a smooth waterfall but a wild fur ball messy. Kiku stood there frozen on the spot with his hand still posed to knock a door that was no longer there. "I need a knife… I need a knife aru…" The princess' red rimmed eyes darted around like frantic bird; she twisted her head side to side in beautiful fluid motions like a beast trying to free itself from its cage, her mane of hair swished beautifully like a lion's mane. Kiku could only open his mouth in awe of her beauty that probably he could only see. Her lips were redder than usual due to her nibbling but it looked so pretty against her pale skin and her flushed cheeks looked like pink peonies in full bloom.

Then her roaming eyes snapped up to him, she took a step back and her eyes widen in absolute horror. She slapped her hands against her ears and took off screaming, the servants made way for her crazy charge. They kept their face blank and acted like they didn't see the fairy princess screaming and raving about evil kitsunes and shaving but when they saw their normal composed prince rolling around the hallway laughing hysterically while holding a dirty rag to his chest their faces were of shock and fear. Kiku never had this much fun, usually he would just sit in his room reading or pruning his flowers in the garden but this was his first time he's ever bullied someone. This was… Addicting

"Where is she?" Kiku growled between his teeth, the frozen servants dropped their peelers and potatoes and pointed in the direction of steaming kitchen. Kiku lift one foot then another, his feet hurt… He's been chasing her right and left throughout the palace, the resting servants squatting outside of the kitchen stared at their prince and blinked their eyes as though they couldn't believe he was here. Their brows furrowed even more when they saw some filthy stained rag in his hand; they took note of his sweat covered face, the rumpled kimono and his bristling tail and began to whistle while looking at the now interesting stone ceiling.

"Stop! Get Out of the KITCHEN! NOW!" A blusterous voice roared a whimpering voice answered it with "I-I can't!" Fresh rounds of sobbing wafted up to Kiku's ears, the servants dithered around nervously. The head cook sounded furious and there was a real prince and princess right here in their lowly presences. "W-what? WAIT! Don't be so hasty now missy!" Kiku walked faster "I can't…" More sobs echoed through the kitchen, "SOMEONE STOP HER!" Kiku started sprinting like a man on a mission. The cook's servants ran out of the kitchen with stained aprons and cooking utensils, they didn't want to get tangled with a hysterical princess; fairy or not she was still a princess. "COME BACK HERE YOU COWARDS!" The sobs got louder, now Kiku was deciding whether or not to start running on fours but when he saw the filth on the floor and the entrance getting closer he turned against it.

"Look miss… Uh… You're a pretty girl" A wail pierced the air "Ah don't cry I'm sorry! I meant you're extremely beautiful princess! Even the moon and flowers hide its face in shame!" The head cook tried but from the sobs and shrieks Kiku could see that it wasn't working. "Look… Just… Oh my god just don't cry!" Kiku burst through the door to see the head cook, a boar demon, kneeling there begging… MeiMei was standing on the kitchen table on top of the giant catfish head that was for today's dinner, Kiku made a mental note not to eat the fish, and she was about to hang herself… On dough? Kiku tilted his head and began laughing, from what he could see, she must've broke into the kitchen and stole the dough and hung it on the beams as a make shift noose. And this was the first time he saw the proud short tempered boar demon begging and kneeling; in fact this cook doesn't even kneel for Kiku…

Grasping for breath Kiku straightened up and composed his face, it was hopeless just looking at her his face started twitching. She was a mess, she had stuff stuck in her hair and her clothes were muddy and torn with flour all over her but Kiku could still smell the peony scent on her. It must be her natural scent… He sighed happily "Are you done?" She turned and glared at him while the head cook looked at him beseechingly "Don't come closer! I'll hang myself!" She threatened, Kiku smirked, this girl, he thought, knew how to make his mask of calmness crumble into fits of laughter or smiles. "Oh go ahead…" He yawned and waved her threats away, she stiffened in anger and pressed her lips tightly together before putting her head in

"It's not like you can kill yourself that quickly… It takes about… Hmmm 5 minutes?" he said tapping his chin wickedly, without looking he knew she stopped, then he grinned evilly "Of seeing your unsightly legs thrashing?" She gave a cry of embarrassment and slipped off the fish's slippery eyeball and fell with a splat. She stared at her eyeball slimed hands with the side of her face twitching then her fish gut covered robes and began to cry anew. "I hate it! I hate it! I hate it! Hic…" She beat her fist around her splattering more fish guts and substances all over herself. She looked so adorable just sobbing in the mist of dinner preparation, Kiku walked over to her and grabbed her hand "Come on; let us not disgrace ourselves any further…" She froze and slumped over staring at her fists, defeated… It took almost all of Kiku's self-control not to stick up two fingers for victory and grin like a fool.

She started hyperventilating "Oh my god… I acted so shamefully… Oh my god…" Kiku sighed and threw his jacket over her head, "Now no one knows it's you," She turned her tearful eyes up at him, he flashed his 'trust me' smile and she melted. "Right? No one knows it's princess MeiMei… Right?" Kiku said with a smile on his face while giving eye contact to every servant in the area, all of them shivered and looked away while mumbling "Yes we didn't see anything… Did you? Naw I didn't." Kiku nodded satisfied and looked at the thankful princess, she hugged him tightly "Thank you…" She sobbed, Kiku grinned she's so gullible, judging by the sneak peeks the servants gave them it was clear they haven't forgotten. Kiku drew her close and breathed in her peony scent, she smelled wonderful. It was amazing that she stilled smelled this sweet even after all the "Fish guts?" She froze against his touch as he led her away, as cute as she was he still had OCD so he only contact with her was through his jacket. It was one thing watching her making a fool of herself and touching her.

He took her to his private gardens which was conveniently located near the royal kitchens, because Kiku liked to stay in the gardens for long hours the servants had to have a quick path to feed their hungry selfish demanding prince, Kiku put MeiMei down on the bench and asked tenderly "Do you not like the name MeiMei? You seem to wilt every time someone calls you by your name." She shook her head, sending her flour encrusted curls shaking "It's just that I'm not use to it… People call me… um uh Princess…" Kiku raised an eyebrow skeptically "Well, all my life I was surrounded by servants and they are not to call me by my name and my family members rarely see me so… I respond better to princess." She began to wipe off the filth on her pale smooth skin with his clean jacket. Kiku nodded, how sad to live so isolated from her family and have no friends, he placed his small hand over hers "Princess…" he said she turned to him blushing, she tried to free her hand from his but though his hands were naturally smaller he was stronger. He leaned closer as she shirked away, he was a head taller than her.

Then suddenly Kiku stiffed up he sniffed the air as his ears turned around, he stood up there was no mistake… "Lord Kiku is waiting for me?" It was… Ayami's sweet voice, he started moving like he was possessed. MeiMei stared at him with questioning eyes but Kiku's attention was completely focused on the orange kitsune's voice and musk. The princess had a strange pained look on her face then she put a hand on her chest, she stood up and bowed "I-I'll be going…" Then she turned and left covering her face with a mild hand, Kiku turned and grabbed her other hand almost like he… Kiku stared deeply into her large eyes; he could almost drown in them… She looked like she wanted to run away but she couldn't look away or move… She parted her lips "L-lord Kiku…" Under the intensity of his stare her next words died in her throat, then Kiku smiled ruefully "I liked speaking with you…" He looked down and looked back up "May I speak with you again?" Unable to speak the princess mutely nodded, then Kiku loosened his grip painfully slow, he savored the feeling of silk slipping from his fingers. Once she was free she stared at him like she was waiting for something, then she took off thankfully the opposite direction of Ayami.

His discarded jacket laid on the bench, forgotten like a child's unwanted blankie. Kiku stared at her shrinking figure until he could see her form no more then he brought his fingers to his lips, her peony scent was completely lost in the sea of flowers. "Lord Kiku" A voice purred behind him he slowly turned around and blushed, it was the beautiful Ayami-san. "What were you doing?" The woman before him said, Kiku couldn't help but compare this fine specimen of curves and hotness to the flower like beauty of a girl. "Nothing, I was only talking to flowers… Peonies in particular." The robust woman laughed huskily, in Kiku's mind he heard another delicate girl's twinkling laughter, and Kiku shook his head and laughed along. He moved closer and hugged the high heeled woman gently and leaned his head against her back "Ayami-san… I love you…" He hid his blushing face, the kitsune laughed throatily and turned to the shy male and purred "I know…"

Don't Enjoy? Don't Like or Like? Should I put more spice? Sorry guys I like Kiku bullying Yao...