Disclaimer- If you recognise it I don't own it.

Bold= Nico

Italics- Will

Italic bold= Lou Ellen

-Plain with things- = Jason

7:11am. "HELP ME LOU! I can't stop looking at the photo of Nico Leo sent me."

7:14am. "WOW BACK THE FUCK UP! Why does Leo have a photo of your sexting buddy?"

7:15am. "Turns out they go to school together. I'll send it to you now *sends photo of Nico pulling finger*

7:19am. "HIM. MY. BED. NOW."

7:21am. "Lou. You're a lesbian."

7:26am. "Not anymore. That fucker is hot."

7:29am. "Uh huh well as someone who actually does like boys HELLPPPP!"

7:31am. "Aww you have a crush! I can't blame you. Just wow… are his eyes black? I didn't know that was possible. And he's upside down. Holy Hogwarts you can see his abs. Yep definitely questioning my sexuality.

7:33am. "Back on topic! What do I do?"
7:36am. "Do I have to give you the talk? I can give you some safe sex pamphlets."

7:41am. "NOT ON THAT! Besides he's my friend, and in another state AND STRAIGHT!"
7:43am. "Dude. Did he ever say he's straight? Has he mentioned a girlfriend? (even if he has mentioned girls he could be bi or pan) and on the state thing Leo literally gets a bus there every day.

7:48am. "No… we haven't talked about anything like that. Apart from wonder woman sneaking through his window every night

7:51am. "Kinky. Just ask him! Or if you're too shy ask Leo."

7:53am. "I'M NOT ASKING LEO! (Or Nico) Leo would tease me mercilessly. I might as well write Will hearts Nico on my maths book.

7:55am. "Do you heart him?"

7:58am. "NO! He's just hot. I don't know why I care so much. I don't even know him in person.

8:00am. "Whatever, as long as I'm the best maid at your wedding."

8:02am. "That's not a thing and there's not going to be a wedding."

8:03am. "Keep telling yourself that."

12:00pm "Apparently Leo sent you a photo of me. That little elf is going to pay.

12:02pm. "Do you want me to delete it? And you saw me so it's only fair."

12:04pm. "No, it's fine. Eh fair point but still. Plus you posed for those .I wasn't prepared."

12:06pm. "I will accept more photos :D"

12:10pm. "Not happening. I hate photos, I look like the living dead."

12:14pm. "LIAR! You're skin is so olivey. Plus I hear there's an accent…"
12:16pm. "Yep killing Leo. And you're so tanned… like do you ever go inside?"

12:18pm. "Sadly. I usually don't even have to say where I'm from people just guess California."

12:19pm. "Because you practically have surfer written on your forehead."

12:21pm. "True true. I admit I was disappointed about one thing in your photo…:"
12:22pm. "My hand gesture? Because I think It was pretty appropriate."

12:24pm. "Not that. I imagine you constantly glaring and giving people the finger anyway. I COULDN'T SEE YOUR TATTOOS!"

12:26pm. "Oh gods. That's kind of on purpose. Hazel doesn't know… she never can. I'd have to be shirtless to see them, something I'm never letting happen."

12:28pm. "Disappointing."
12:31pm. "I meant the tattoos not you being shirtless."

12:34pm. "Sure you do. I have a confession to make… one of the photos Leo showed me of you were surfing therefore shirtless."

12:36pm. "HE. IS. DEAD."

12:39pm. "I just pushed him down the stairs for you."

12:41pm. "I hope you're joking since you live in a mansion."
12:43pm. "Don't worry. He asked me to. He wanted to go down the stairs on the surf boards he stole off you."

12:44pm. "You need a new surf board by the way."

12:46pm. "Yep dead. I was wondering where that was..."
12:50pm. "By the way you have officially confused Rainbow's sexuality."

12:53pm. "Uh… thanks? Not my type though. And may I comment on you calling a lesbian rainbow?"

12:55pm. "I hadn't actually thought of that….

12:57pm "Aren't you a fan of nutjobs with purple hair? (at least I think it's still purple)

12:59pm. "Not a fan of girls."

12:59pm. "Oh. I'm Pansexual."

1:02pm. "Oh. Leo's mocking suddenly makes even more sense."

1:04pm. "He and Rainbow are planning our wedding in disturbing detail. Apparently Rainbow's the best maid and Leo's your man of honour."

1:06pm. "I think they're a bit confused. Plus Leo is not my man of honour. That would require him having honour."

1:08pm. "Considering how good his Zuko impression is I agree."

1:12pm. "Please I look more like Zuko. He's more of a Sokka."

1:04pm. "Considering his love of building weapons I agree."

1:06pm. "Well there's like one blonde person in avatar so I'm no one."

1:09pm. "Yeah… I don't see you becoming the moon."

1:11. "I should go. Cecil and Lou are dragging me to the mall."

1:14pm. "Ugh people."

1:16pm. "You must be great at parties."

2:04pm -Apparently you've fallen madly in love with Leo's foster brother and I'm not allowed to be the man of honour. Why didn't you tell me?-

2:06pm. "Idiota. I'm not in love with anyone. I just text his foster brother a lot who happens to be queer and my type. I didn't tell you because I thought you'd freak out about texting a stranger."

2:09pm. –Yep I'll be best man. How long has this been going on for? And I would of had a good reason to-

2:11pm. "Only a few days. I don't like him."

2:13pm. -Do you think he's hot?-

2:15pm. *sends photo of Will*

2:17pm. -Wow he's blonde. Not my type (even if he were a girl) but you mentioned something about blondes once.-

2:19pm. "Yes he's fucking hot."

2:22pm. –Wow Leo is actually right about something.-

2:24pm. "I haven't even met him. Not crushing, that never ends well."

2:26pm. -Percy was straight. This guy is not-

2:28pm. "Still. Just because he likes boys it doesn't necessarily mean he'd ever like me. Besides he lives in California!"

2:30pm -So does Leo but he flirts with every girl in our school.-

2:32pm. 'Whatever. I don't want to talk about this."

2:34pm. -I'm thinking a June wedding.-

2:36pm. 'Go fuck yourself, Grace."

2:37pm. "I have Piper for that."

2:39pm "You disgust me."

4:02pm. "My father is such a fucking piece of shit."
4:06pm. "How sweet. Any particular reason for this shitiness?"

4:09pm. "He found out that Wonder Woman and Leo are staying with us (she's practically lived here for three years) and he got all pissed. He only notices because Leo blew up one of the statues of Hades we keep in the manor."

4:11pm. "Statues of Hades? Does your father also worship Satan? And how did he not notice?

4:15pm. "Only on Mondays and Fridays. Our mansion is huge. He rarely leaves his study."

4:17pm. "Lovely."

4:20pm. "Anyway meaning mad about that is slightly understandable but then he started yelling that they need to leave and wouldn't even listen when I tried to explain that Leo lives a state over and Reyna can't go home. Hazel and Persephone managed to talk him into letting them stay, but still an asshole."

4:22pm. "That does suck. Not to be rude but what kind of a name is Persephone? How obsessed Is your father with mythology?"

4:24pm. "It kind of runs in the family. And Persephone is my step mother."

4:29pm. "Just be glad you weren't named Hercules or Perseus."

4:32pm. "I'm actually laughing so hard right now omg."

4:35pm "What's so funny?"

4:39pm. "Kelp Head. His real name is Perseus."

4:42pm. "OH MY GOD! Who would give that name to a child?"

4:47pm. "His father Poseidon. My father Hades and him used to be good friends… they hate each other now."

4:51pm. "That explains the Hades statues. Please tell me there's another old friend named Zeus."

4:55pm. "Almost. Superman's father is called Jupiter."

4:59pm "Are you serious? Did they meet through a club called my parents hate me."

5:02pm "Probably. Honestly I'm just glad I wasn't named by my father. I probably would have been named Thantos."

5:04pm "I'm oddly disappointed you're not to be honest."

5:07pm. "That's what Percy (Kelp Head) said. Apparently it's not fair."

5:11pm. "I just realized something. Your father's name is Hades and your step mother's Persephone… did he kidnap her?"

5:13pm. "Her mother sure acts like he did."

5:15pm. "Please tell me her name is Demeter."

5:18pm "Her name is Demeter."

5:19pm "I am so happy."

5:20pm "Your family is amazing."

5:22pm. "They're completely insane. Hazel is the only tolerable one."

5:24pm. "I like insane. I've has a few foster families over the years, the best people are insane."

5:26pm. "Well Leo's your foster brother so I can definitely see that. And normal is boring."

5:29pm. "Houdini's forcing me to go out. He'll probably try and poison me with McDonalds."

5:33pm "Oh. Is he your boyfriend?"

5:35pm. "Why? Are you jealous? I'm kidding. Houdini's straight and not my type."

5:37pm. "Of course not! And what is your type?"

5:42pm. "Um… dark hair, Lou says I have a thing for bad boys, Um accents are cute."

5:45pm. "Lets see: Dark hair- check. Bad boy- check. Accent- check. Sunspot, am I your type?"

5:48pm. "Please you're a dork who loves mythology and avatar. Not a bad boy. And I haven't heard you talk before and have barely seen you."

5:50pm. "I've beat up three people since we started texting. Bad boy. And just because you can't see and hear them they still exist."

5:52pm. "What's your type then?"

5:52pm. "Not Kelp Head."

5:53pm. "Sorry running joke. I like blonde hair, blue eyes, nothing like me, dorks are cute and obviously boys."

5:56pm. "Hmm sounds familiar. Let's see: Blonde hair-check, blue eyes- check, nothing like you- check, dorky- according to Lou yes, Boy- check."

5:59pm. "Look at that. We're each other's type."

6:03pm. "So we are."

6:05pm. "I really should go. Houdini's glaring at me. I think my wallet's missing….again."

6:07pm. "You need new friends."
6:11pm. "Something I tell myself every day."