(K so jil wuz a mjur bich an so imjus gon rit mi on stoiri)

So anywa I herd da screm an I didt no watto do so I called da fex cop to com an help me butt he was bisy so I had to help da gurl on my own so I ran to whear I herd the screm and I saw OGMM SURPRIZE Girajayaa rapping mi Soskik!

At 1st im like om suksuk leme hep u but then I thot wait OUR BB an I left an jirapea gav him da YEEST IMFLEKTIN (beda get sum vajayjazil 4 dat lol :) :3) (lol dat luk lik a dubble chin but I hate fat peepol fuck dem dey gay) Anyway Sopsk came home afta an he sed he got me a present. My man tel me he got me a present a den he say "Yo present iz mah DICK" He say he got money in a bank. IN a vault. Thiz is a gog-damed inja world banks don't even exist yet!

( l ) dat iz his azs omf its so fat

"""( l ),,,,, twrk it boi

leme puut my 2 8=========================================Ds inside ur assssszszs if u no wut I meen. And what I mena for us not to hav sexxsz intil marij bc I don wann him 2 no I chet on him wit itachi an itachee like to use his mongekyo sharingan so I wont see his small penis (Itavhi - 8=D Saskay- 8====================================================================D) but I don complayyn cuz he gon GASS kil me if I trl anr1 his OFGN SCRET!

and da akatsucl wuld cum after me and not in a good way!