My goodness, sorry this took so long but I had three essays due yesterday. and I was rereading A Formal Arrangement which always reminds me that my writing is woefully inadequate and I have much to learn so motivation after that is a bit hard to come by but whateva. Also, this chapter is longer than all of the others put together sooooo?
Anyway, I never made a "Frozen is not mine, neither is any Disney thing, like the only thing that's mine is the words in here, so like heads up". Other than that, enjoy this chapter, it was fun to write and took me all day.
Elsa tapped her foot, she'd been standing by Meg's mini-cooper for what felt like ages. She was waiting for the conniving woman to appear with Anna. Hercules was there too. Elsa kind of liked Herc, he'd only nodded politely and stood staring at the dorm doorway the entire time.
Elsa appreciated this; they only had one commonality between them, Meg, and Elsa wasn't sure she could talk about her roommate without using some fairly crass language right now.
She'd practically been shoved into the dress Meg picked out for her ("no, like a party dress Elsa, do you own one?). The light-blue hip-hugger ended mid-thigh and with the bust cut Elsa was pretty sure she'd look more covered up naked. Elsa would have pointed this out to Meg if she hadn't seen what Meg was wearing. Hercules was going to have a hard time putting his hands on anything but skin tonight and Elsa almost felt bad for him, the poor thing might have a heart attack.
As if on cue Herc perked up and Elsa pulled herself from her brooding to see the devil herself prance out of the building, followed by her damn entourage of beautiful women and Eugene. Elsa hated them all.
Except the red-head (no not Meredith) in the gorgeous, green, one-shoulder, flared dress that showed off all of the freckles littering her delicious looking neck and Hercules stepped in front of her and called out jovially, "It certainly took you long enough, Meg!"
Elsa took that moment to compose herself, beating the heat out of her face as the apple of her eye rounder Hercules, "Elsa! Wow, you look fantastic!"
And the heat was back in her face and Anna was so cute and Meg stepped in before she could combust and replied, "I know right? I picked out the dress and damn, Elsa, you'll have to fight the chicks off you with a stick!"
And then Meg walked away, actually dying inside, to push people toward the vehicles. Anna's eyebrows rose at the innuendo and Elsa's grimaced, opened the door to the mini-cooper, and sat looking out the opposite window. She would kill Meg when they got back, until then she would ponder the most painful way to do the deed.
Anna stood there, a little shell-shocked, staring at Elsa through the car window. Meg said "chicks" right? Like does that mean Elsa's into chicks or Elsa looks like a lesbian? Anna wasn't really sure what a lesbian looked like, she assumed they looked like everybody else; maybe other people really did have 'gaydars.'
Meg, Rapunzel, Eugene, and Kristoff (who'd arrived only moments too late to see Meg's dastardly deed) were all in on the Plan. They all watched as Anna chewed on her bottom lip and watched Elsa stoically stare out the other window. It was going to be a great night.
"What are you guys doing? Are we going?" Meredith called from Rapunzel's Buick.
After a good round of side-long glances Meg ushered Hercules into the passenger seat with a more-than-a-little-suggestive kiss on the cheek. She pointed Anna to the backseat next to Elsa, who pointedly stared daggers into Meg's back the first three minutes of the drive.
It was a bit cozy in the back of the Cooper and since Meg was playing "Never Been in Love Before" by Cobra Starship (Elsa would play that song at her funeral) Anna decided to talk to Elsa.
"So, where are we going?" Anna shuffled a stray lock from her bun back behind her ear and glanced over at Elsa.
Elsa stiffened more, if that was possible, and turned to look at Anna, "I don't know, Meg planned all of this." She was careful to keep her eyes on Anna's face.
"Oh, okay," Anna shifted and fiddled with her dress. Elsa turned back to the window but cocked her head when Anna said, "I'm kind of nervous, I've never been partying, well, not this way that is."
"You'll be fine, I'll watch out for you."
Anna's head whipped up, eyes wide as she watched Elsa's cheeks turn pink, again. Elsa would gladly have punched through the glass and tossed herself out of the moving vehicle if only to avoid the suggestive eyebrow waggling coming from The Woman in the front seat.
Anna stared at Elsa, she was stiff, staring out the window with a look between a grimace and a scowl on her face. Anna was smitten, the cutie tried so hard to keep herself in check and Anna couldn't help but lean over (the admittedly short distance between them) and whisper a "thank you."
The blush she got in return made the effort more than worthwhile.
Meg on the other hand, was finding it incredibly difficult to stay on the road because Hercules had not once taken his eyes off of her after sitting down in the car. She'd at first been maniacally giggling over the two in the back but now her own blush was radiating with more intensity after every passing minute.
Perhaps she should have gone with the more modest dress?
Hercules reached over and took her right hand, careful not to interrupt her driving, and beamed at her. He felt like a kid in a candy shop, this gorgeous, witty, and sometimes-terrifying woman was taking him out with her friends and the night was going to be great.
Meg was smitten and squeezed Herc's hand back.
Maybe it was the innocence thing, she mused, Anna, Herc, Elsa, Ariel, perhaps Meg had a problem? But not tonight, tonight Meg had no problems, only dancing and drinking.
In the Buick, Kristoff was having a horrible time. Meredith was much too crass for him and Ariel was apparently really loving when she warmed up to someone. A little too loving. Kristoff hadn't asked for this! And the snickering coming from Punzle and Eugene was not helping.
So, when the vehicle finally came to a stop next to what Meg called her 'MC Hammer', Kristoff nearly carried Ariel out of the car (because he certainly wasn't carrying Meredith), dragged a slightly peeved (or amused, who could tell?) Meg out of 'The Hammer' and into the bar.
If Rapunzel and Eugene hadn't been laughing their asses off, Anna would have been worried. Elsa had vacated the vehicle much like Kristoff but at least took the time to gather the keys from the Cooper and lock the car. Herc smiled at her, took the keys with a nod, and followed Meg.
Ariel had had a good car ride, she liked Kristoff, he was warm and sweet, but for some reason he didn't like her. Meredith told her he was gay. Ariel didn't have so good of a walk into the bar.
Punzel sidled over to Elsa and stage whispered, "You two kiss yet?"
Elsa glared at her, Punzel was her favorite out of Meg's groupies, but she'd obviously been coerced into this ridiculous cupid party and it felt like a slight betrayal.
Rapunzel flashed a toothy grin and, before Elsa could stop her, ran over to loop arms with Anna.
"So, your first time clubbing huh?" Punzel walked toward the club with Elsa glaring holes into her head.
"Uh, yeah, and you are?"
"Oh, Rapunzel, nice to meet you!"
Anna grinned, "I'm Anna, nice to meet you too!"
Eugene smiled at the giggles floating back to them and glanced over at Elsa. He'd never seen her so obviously flustered, mostly she just ignored him or sent him cold glares when he tried being nice to her. He'd given up trying to win over Punzie's best friend's roommate long ago, but maybe there was more than just iciness to her after all.
He nudged Elsa's arm and smiled when she whirled to scowl at him, "she likes you," he nodded at her and her scowl turned to confusion, "the red-head, doofus."
She turned pink and Eugene barked out a laugh, probably not the best peace-making move, but he couldn't help it. The Snow Queen, as she was referred to by Meredith and he, was melting for this rambunctious, freckled woman, and Eugene was loving every second of it.
This plan Meg had was bound to succeed.
Anna gaped a bit when she walked into the club, there were a lot of people here. The floor was packed and most of the tables were covered with drink glasses and a few with people as well.
Rapunzel glanced over at Elsa and said, "Well, Eugene and I have a date with the dance floor so have fun you two!"
Another betrayal! Elsa didn't know who to trust anymore. Perhaps Ariel, she never seemed to talk, so maybe she was just along for the fun? Or maybe Meg had arranged all of this to perfection and she was doomed.
Anna turned to Elsa and said, a bit panicked, "perhaps we should grab a table?"
Elsa nodded and the two began the voyage across the sea of people. At one point Anna was certain she would lose the blond and took Elsa's hand. Elsa twitched at the touch but didn't yank away, so Anna counted it as a victory.
When they arrived in the back corner, and after Elsa sent some scouting guys a warning glare, she turned to Anna and said, "Sorry about Meg's friends, they can be a bit… overwhelming at times."
Anna smiled, "I like Meg's friends. They're all interesting." Elsa quirked a brow at the choice of words but said nothing. Interesting was putting it mildly.
Meg and Rapunzel sent two drinks their way, "this is literally the best idea you have ever come up with Meg." Punzel could not stop laughing and Kristoff had to agree with her, this was great.
The guy with the drinks said, "These are from the devil herself?" He raised an eyebrow and shrugged at Elsa's grimace. "She said to enjoy yourselves." He walked away as Anna reached for the two drinks.
Elsa eyed them warily as Anna sniffed them, "whoo, this one's definitely got alcohol in it, I'm not sure about this one." Elsa realized Meg's game too late. One drink would be alcoholic, the other non and it was up to Elsa to decide who got drunk that night because not drinking around Anna might seem weird to her.
Shit, that conniving asshole. Elsa reached for the daiquiri? Elsa was not up to snuff on her mixed drinks but it had fruit in it and she'd heard of daiquiri before so maybe? A cautious sip later, her eyebrows jumped and she took another sip.
"Good?" Anna asked smiling over her coke.
"Uh," Elsa blushed, was she really that easy to read? "Yes, actually, it's fruity and a bit too sweet but much better than other drinks I've had."
"Let me try it," and before Elsa could protest Anna slipped her hand under the flustered blond's and brought the glass to her lips. Elsa gulped, this was going to be a tough night.
"You're right, it is pretty good," Anna beamed and handed the glass back, not noticing how Elsa's hand shook.
Meg smirked, this was going to be easier than she thought, and between her, Eugene, Kristoff, and Rapunzel they kept interesting fruity drinks (and a water or soda, of course) on Elsa's and Anna's table all night.
About an hour into the fun, Meg realized Ariel was nowhere to be found, "Yo, Punzel!" A slightly inebriated brunette called over, "where's Ariel?"
Rapunzel shifted in Eugene's arms and called back, "She went off with some guy, apparently he's deaf and she's smitten with him?" Punzel thought it was pretty cute and the man hadn't seemed dangerous to her.
Meg smiled, a mute woman and a deaf man, if she were anymore tipsy she might have swooned. On another note, Hercules had found the dance floor and was entertaining a small crowd by taking a shot and then doing a backflip.
It was after the fourth shot that Meg went over to put an end to it only to hear a cheer from the crowd. Meg was not prepared for what she came across.
Kristoff had only wanted to make sure Herc didn't die because alcohol poisoning is a thing. However, he'd been a little star-struck when the big man had ripped off his shirt exposing more abs than Kristoff's gay little heart could take. So he didn't think a whole lot when those big, strong arms took him by the waist and pulled him in for a kiss.
After the really drunk kiss, he couldn't think at all. He was staring at pecs that could dance. Meg was not amused and came storming over only to have Hercules do the same to her.
Meg was not prepared for this. Herc threw Kristoff over one shoulder and lifted Meg who, too shocked to really think, wrapped her legs around his waist.
The crowd was still cheering, it's not every day a body builder carries two gorgeous people out of a bar. Besides, crowds always looked for a show.
Rapunzel and Eugene gaped at each other, Eugene was the first to recover, "well then, perhaps we should go gather the others and call it a night?" Rapunzel only nodded, still staring after the threesome.
Elsa and Anna hadn't gotten a good look at the commotion, but they had seen Kristoff's ass get a very firm grope from Herc and while Anna's reaction had been much like Punzel's, Elsa had laughed hysterically. Perhaps from a deep satisfaction that Meg's night was not going according to plan, but more likely because she'd had four, or five?, fruity drinks and everything was kind of funny at this point.
Meredith for her part, hadn't noticed a damn thing. She's been hit on by every other guy and girl in the bar and she'd said "fuck off" to all of them. She'd had two scotches and danced like a boss the whole time. She appreciated the vast majority of the bar's playlist, only going for another scotch during "Trumpets" by Derulo, and then she'd gone right back to dancing.
Eugene came to get her, she'd flicked him off before figuring out who he was. How did he end up with all the worst jobs? Meredith took more than one person's drink as he lead her out of the club and back to the Buick where Punzel and he'd agreed to meet up.
After a minute of waiting with Meredith slowly slouching onto the car Eugene started to get worried. Rapunzel could hold her own against most people, and Elsa could glare a man into his grave, so what was taking so long?
When he looked up at the brief gout of music blaring from the open door of the club his eyes almost fell out of his head. Elsa was smashed.
Like, Hercules had to have been wasted to grab Kristoff as well, but Elsa was singing "Break Free" (badly) by Ariana Grande and both Anna and Rapunzel were supporting her weight.
"This is the part when I BREAK FREEEE" Eugene grimaced, not as much as Punzel though. Anna just laughed. What a wild night. Her friend was apparently in a threesome and the most refined woman she knew was belting out lyrics into the night.
Anna slid into the middle seat of the back to help Eugen shuffle Meredith into the car and then Rapunzel with Elsa who was not being cooperative.
"No, I wanna 'nother fruit drink!"
Rapunzel didn't know what was going on anymore, she threw her arms up after the fourth time trying to close the door only to have an arm or leg slip back out, and said, "there a beautiful woman sitting next to you, who I'd bet tastes better than any fruity drink, why don't you just settle for that?!"
Elsa'd sat and contemplated this for long enough that Punzie got a little worried, "Elsa I didn't mean that, really…"
But it was too late and Anna would just have to deal with Elsa until they got back to the dorms. Punzel did not look back the entire drive home. Neither did Eugene and he turned music on loud enough they couldn't hear anything either.
Meredith didn't do much other than snore the whole way back, but Elsa was a different matter, "Elsa, Elsa, you're really drunk, I don't think you should do this drunk, Elsa, Elsa!"
She'd scooted over as far as she could, but with Meredith in the car and Elsa being taller than her, she really couldn't get away. Luckily, after the first two unsuccessful attempts to land her lips on Anna's (instead getting sloppy kisses on Anna's cheek and nose), Elsa whined and dropped her head into Anna's cleavage.
Anna squeaked as Elsa's hands found her ass and clumsily grabbed around the area. Anna glanced up at Eugene and Rapunzel, just now noticing how fast the car was rocketing down the road and how white Punzel's knuckles were, she decided to keep her mouth shut.
Elsa began kissing Anna's neck and collar-bone, pulling the redhead closer as they rounded the curve into the parking lot. She'd just latched onto Anna's jaw when the car was put into park. Rapunzel slammed open her door, slammed it shut, slammed open the back door, saw Anna's slightly frightened and incredibly embarrassed face, pulled Elsa (and Anna as Elsa had a much stronger grip than anyone thought) out of the car, and slammed the door shut again.
"Good luck Anna." And with that she went to help Eugene with Meredith.
It was late, the blond she at least had a crush on was trying to slip her dress off in the parking lot, and Anna really didn't know what to do.
Yaaay, next chapter is shameless smut! So I'll be upping the maturity level to M so heads up there. Yeah and I'm going to write much better smut than is in "Computer Graphics Students" so look forward to that! That should be up tomorrow? I'll probably stay up uber late tonight writing that :D
Unless you're not into smut and then just don't read it. Like end here and know that Anna and Elsa get together and have a great college life.
Yup that's all, thanks for reading, the 8 reviews and 33ish followers and the 808 views? Like wow.
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