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Telling Connor
McGee was waiting outside Connor's school for him, when a teacher walked up, "Excuse me sir, this area is for parents/nanny's picking up kids." McGee assumed that because of his black eye, and the fact this teacher looked new, the guy had assumed he wasn't there to get a kid from this high end Pre-K.
"No I'm here to pick up my son Connor McGee." McGee told the teacher as he locked his car.
"Sorry, the only person I've ever seen pick up that student is his mom or some old guy." The teacher said blocking McGee's path to the school.
"Well that's because I'm a federal agent and don't finish in time to get him, see here's my id..." McGee pulled his id out of his pocket, "Special Agent Timothy McGee, NCIS, my boss gave me the afternoon off and since it's a Friday, and I get him on the weekend his mom said I can pick him up and have some extra time with him."
The teacher however was still having none of it, "NCIS never heard of it and I've never seen a cop, special agent or whatever you are looking that rough before."
McGee sighed, "NCIS, Naval Criminal Investigative Service, we look at crime relating to the Navy or Marine Corps, and I look rough because I was arresting a very large guy who did not want to be arrested." McGee went to put his id back in his pocket, but accidently knocked his jacket which revealed the sig Sauer attached to his waist. The teacher immediately retreated back to the school whispering something in a walkie-talkie as he went. The doors of the school closed and 10 minutes later McGee found himself surrounded by Metro Cops with guns pointing at him.
"GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!" One cop shouted
"I'm a federal agent." McGee shouted
"Check him." One cop said. A cop got down on the ground and began to pat McGee down, he recovered McGee's gun, his badge, id and cell phone. "What do ya know, this guy is a fed." The cop said, the other cop went back to the school and informed them it had been a false alarm and that they could release the students. As the students came out, Abby pulled up, "McGee! What's going on, I got a phone call saying some guy claiming to be Connor's dad was trying to abduct him!" she said running up to McGee.
"I know Abs. That teacher over there, the one with Connor, wouldn't let me take him, didn't believe me when I showed him id and called Metro when he saw my sig." McGee stated, but Abby didn't hear the end and stormed off to the teacher McGee had indicated, after some shouting and a scared looking teacher being "spoken" to by both Abby and the principal, Abby walked back over with Connor. "DADDY!" he shouted
"Hey Bud. Me and you are gonna have some fun this weekend." McGee said as he picked Connor up. McGee strapped Connor into the back of his car and Abby went back to hers and they drove off, McGee going to an ice cream parlour near his apartment.
"Hey Connor, you know on, that TV show you like, Hannah Montana..." McGee asked
"Yep, I watches it wif Oolie." Connor told his dad matter of factly,
"Yeah well you sometimes Hannah/Miley gets a boyfriend, you know what that is right?" McGee asked, Connor nodded with a mouthful of ice cream
"Yep. Oolie splained it, fore you gets to be mommy and daddy and be mawied, you's is oyfriend and irlfriend." McGee nodded at his son's explanation, good old Julie Connor's babysitter had already told him, which made McGee's job so much easier.
"Well Connor, uncle Jethro and Mommy are gonna be boyfriend and girlfriend now, which means you'll be seeing more of him."
"kay." Connor said returning to his ice cream, but he stopped, " Boyfriends and irlfriends kiss." He stated
"Yeah Connor why?" McGee asked
"Cooties." Connor replied like it was the most obvious answer in the world.
"Grown ups don't get cooties buddy, but if it'll make you feel better I'll make sure both of them get cootie shots." McGee said, Connor nodded happy with his father's answer.
A few days later, McGee and Connor were stood outside Abby's front door, waiting for her to open it, McGee was a little surprised when Gibbs opened the door. "Hey McGee, come in." He said allowing McGee to enter the house. Connor ran in to the lounge and found his mom, Gibbs and McGee walked in a few seconds later. Connor looked at his parents and Gibbs, "Mommy, Umple Efo, you is going to need cootie shots." And with that he left and went up to his room leaving three stunned adults in his wake. "I er, um spoke to Connor." McGee said before he left as quickly as he could.
The next morning Connor, walked downstairs and found Gibbs making coffee. "Mornin' Umple Efo." Connor said as he climber on to a seat on the kitchen table, "Morning Connor, what some breakfast?" Gibbs asked Connor nodded, "Yes Pwease." After Gibbs made some cereal for both himself and Connor, they sat there eating when Connor asked, "Are you going to be my daddy? Cus Daddy say you n Mommy is oyfriend and irlfriend and they gets maweed and come mommy and daddy." Gibbs was shocked by the question.
"No Connor, I'm not gonna be your daddy. Your Dad will always be your dad, just cus me and your mom are together won't change that." Gibbs said watching the 4 year old for his reaction
"M'kay Umple Efo, I done, fank you." Connor said as he went in to the lounge to watch cartoons. "Hi Mommy. He said as he passed Abby as he left the kitchen.
"That was really nice Jethro." Abby said as she kissed her boyfriend good morning.
"It's True Abs." Gibbs said as he kissed Abby back.
TBC
It just popped into my head and the story of McGee at the start is based on a true story except there were no guns in the real one.