Fran and Balthier's Insane Quest
Chapter 4: It Begins
"So tell me Vaan, why I shouldn't push you off and then shoot you?" said Balthier.
"Because I know where that monolith is!!" Said Vaan.
"Really?" asked Balthier.
"Yes, I have a map of these plains, the Plain of Elemental Air is up north," Explained Vann.
"How did you know that?" asked Balthier.
"Know what?" asked Vaan.
"Never mind, I see that monolith!" said Balthier.
" Dragon Lich's!!" yelled Fran.
"You've got to be kidding me…" said Balthier.
Battle 1 begins.
"My carrot arrows shall destroy these things!" yelled Fran.
"Fran, he's going to scratch you!" yelled Balthier.
Balthier pushes Fran out of the way before she can hit the arrow and he takes the bite for her.
"Holy Hell that hurt like… well Hell!" screamed Balthier.
"Eat this, a couple hundred shots from the Fomalhaut!!"
He shoots 300 bullets out of his gun.
"Yes. Fran, shoot arrows!!" yelled Balthier.
"The Attack of Ultimate Stupidity!!" said Vaan charging at the Undead Creature.
The Dragon Lich roars and flicks Vaan away.
"Help!!" said Vaan.
Balthier takes out a long hook and hauls Vaan onto the Strahl.
The Dragon Lich roars again as it falls.
"Through the monolith we go," said Nono on the intercom.
Fran takes the speaker device and yells, "Off the ship Nono."
The rift inside the monolith takes them to the destination in an instant.
"Hey Fran, what's the name of the room in the airship where the pilots are?" Vaan asked with a stupid smile.
"I'm not stupid…" said Fran.
"Come on!!" screeched Vaan.
"No!" yelled Fran.
"I'll buy you carrots!!" said Vaan.
Fran sighs and says, "Cockpit."
"Hahahahaha, you fell for it, you fell for it, hahahaha, in your face!" laughed Vaan.
"I didn't fall for it, you bribed me!" said Fran.
Balthier punches Vaan. "Idiot!!" yelled Balthier.
"Onward with this damned adventure." Said Vaan.