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Tsukune sat on the chair of his dorm-room, as he wrote in a large journal. He wore his usual jean jacket over a grey shirt, along with long jean pants. He sighed at the sound of springs extending and compressing. Behind him, on his bed, Yukari was happily hopping on his bed.
"…I can't believe we're in the same club together!" Yukari said happily. "Now we'll never be apart!" She informed.
"Mm-hmm." Tsukune sounded, as he continued to write in the journal.
"But that blond idiot, blue haired cow-tilted woman, slutty fish-lady, and Moka-san are there too." Yukari said, before she held her wand up and bounced on the bed again. "I won't let any of them come between us!" She announced.
"Right." He replied uncaringly.
"Hey, Tsukune-san, when you saved me from the lizardmen a few days ago. You said you were…immortal?" She said questioningly.
"I do recall that." Tsukune said dryly.
"Um, what exactly did you mean?" Yukari asked curiously, as she still bounced on the bed.
"We are timeless, and there are no known means off killing us." He stated. "Even if someone was to drop a car on me and crush me, I would still live." He said uncaringly. "…Though I would be pissed." He muttered.
"So your species doesn't age and are impervious…are you a vampire?" Yukari asked with a tilt of her head. Tsukune stopped writing and gave her a narrowed eyed look. "Eh, sorry." She said, she had tried to guess what kind of monster he was and some of the guesses pissed him off. "I just wanna know!" She said with a whine.
"You wouldn't believe me if I told you. No one would. So I'm content with leaving my mouth shut." Tsukune replied.
"Aww…" Yukari sounded childishly, as she hopped off the bed and moved around his chair. "Pwease!" She said with big purple eyes.
"No." Tsukune said uncaringly, getting a pout from the young witch.
"Mmm…" Yukari sounded, as she closed her arms. "What're you doin?" She asked curiously, as she tried to look at the journal the Leviathan was writing in.
"Nothing important for the moment." Tsukune replied, as he stood up and closed the journal. "It's time for the club thing. Come on." He said, as he held his hand out.
Yukari happily reached out and grabbed the hand with both of hers, before the Leviathan lifted her up over his head. After he set her down on his shoulders, he walked to the door. Yukari ducked down, so her head wouldn't hit the door jam, but caused her hat to fall off. Tsukune casually caught the large witch hat, before he handed it back to the young witch.
Tsukune walked through the academy with a slight frown, while Yukari had a happy smile on her face. After passing a few monsters that would look at the two weirdly, they arrived at the Leviathan's class room.
When the two walk in, well one walked in while the other one rode in. Tsukune sighed when he noticed Naruto, Kurumu, Moka, Tamao and Gin in the room. "Yukari, Tsukune, you're here." Moka said with a smile.
"I have nowhere else to be." Tsukune said bluntly.
"Hi, Moka-san!" Yukari said happily, as she looked down towards the pink haired vampire. The young witch seemed to like the vampire, mostly because she made the effort to be friends with her.
"Hey Yukari-chan!" Naruto said with a wide smile, only for a pot to appear on top of him and hit him in the head.
"Don't call me that!" Yukari said with a frown. "Whaa…" She sounded, as Tsukune reached up and picked her up and put her on the teacher desk. She noticed the Leviathan was walking away and sat down at a desk, before he began to work on writing the newspaper. Yukari pouted, she knew Tsukune was annoyed by the presence of the others, but she liked Moka, so he was content with letting her talk with the vampire.
While he was sitting, Tsukune pulled out a pair of headphones and put them in his ears, so he could drown out the sounds of the annoying people around him. While he was doing that, Kurumu and Tamao went through their usual routine of professing their love to Naruto, while Gin did that to Moka. A desk hit Gin in the head, while a chair knocked all three of Kurumu, Tamao and Naruto to the ground.
"You're all making too much noisy! I won't let anyone get away with making Tsukune-san angry!" Yukari announced happily, as she held out her wand, while standing on Tsukune's desk.
"…Yukari…" Tsukune said, still with his headphones in his ears and writing the articles.
"Hmmm?!" Yukari sounded with a smile.
"You're being noisy." He said dryly.
"Ah, oops! Sorry!" She replied.
"And get off." He added with a sigh, causing the witch to pout as she hopped off his desk.
Gin rubbed the back of his head, as he walked to the front of the classroom and began to write on the chalkboard.
"Alright, everyone, we have some news!" Gin announced. "The 'missing girls' problem." He said.
"Missing girls?!" Naruto announced with shock. Tsukune slowly looked at the blond, before he looked back down.
"Exactly! Several female students have vanished without a trace lately, one after another. Seven in just one month. It's not all that unusual for people to go missing here, but don't you think these numbers are unusual?" Gin asked, before he held up some paper. "I've collected some basic information on the missing girls. we're going to find out the facts on this incident!" He declared.
Gin took a few steps to the side and contemplated out a window, with an incredibly serious look. "As you can see from these pictures, the girls that had disappeared are all pretty hot! If someone is holding them hostage, I wanna save them somehow. If they see me in a good light, it'll be a chance to get to know them better!" He announced.
"It's probably one of the teachers." Tsukune said dryly, causing all the people in the room to look at him.
Tsukune was still wearing his headphones, writing the newspaper articles. "Why do you say that?" Moka asked.
"There's that one math teacher that's enthralling students, by seducing them or something, before she eats their brains. There's that P.E. teacher, who tried to molest some girls and kidnap them. And then there's that art teacher who's turning girls to stone statues." He said uncaringly. "So unless the math teacher swings both ways, I'd assume it's one of the latter two who're doing this." He commented. "One's a Lamia, a Gorgon and some sorta octopus thing." He added with a shrug.
"How do you know this?" Moka asked curiously.
"…I don't sleep…" Tsukune said as he looked at her blankly. "…And I'm good at what I do. And what I do right now is gather information." He informed.
"And you didn't tell anyone this!" Gin asked with a frown.
"…I'm not one to judge, what people do in their free time." He said uncaringly.
"Do you not care?" Gin asked, Kurumu, Tamao and Yukari rolled their eyes. He obviously didn't know Tsukune that well.
"I personally don't give a shit. If someone came up to me and told me 'Hey, did you hear that several girls have gone missing' my reaction would be the same as if someone said 'Hey, did you hear peaches are on sale'…" Tsukune said. "…Good for them, I don't fucking care about them or peaches. I mean, everyone's selfish and apathetic about everything else in the world. Why can't any do the same when someone you don't know is hurt, or when a tragic event that doesn't concern you happens?" He asked uncaringly.
"But we have to help each other." Naruto said seriously. "No matter what happens, to who it is. We should always morn the dead and remember them." He informed, getting swooning look from Kurumu and Tamao.
"Let me ask you something. When was the last time you thought about 7/7/2005?" Tsukune asked with a dry look, as he took his headphones out. "If you don't know what that is, then you're proving my point. What about some of the shootings across the world? When the last time you gave a shit about the countries that weren't your own? Or the suffering workers in over populated cities? Or the countries where the term 'Honor Rape' exists?" He asked with a frown. "Was it when you were throwing your stuff around when your pranks didn't work? Was it when you were pissed when someone cut in front of you in the lunch line and you were late in getting your ramen by fifteen or twenty seconds? Or was it when you got pissed off the lunch lady, because you said 'no vegetables in my ramen' and then there were some fucking vegetables." He said uncaringly. "So if you're mad at me for saying I don't care about a few messily people, then you're a hypocrite. Because A.) You didn't care about them until it was convenient for you to. And B.) You don't care about the rest of the world. And guess what, you shouldn't." He ranted.
Yukari was listening intently to what the Leviathan was saying. While Moka, Kurumu, Tamao and Gin, were really uncomfortable about the rant he was going on.
"…If I dedicated half a second a day per every life that's been cut short, I would have no time to live my own life. Let those affected by the tragedy, morn." He said with a scowl, as he glanced away from the blond.
"Then I'll change that." Naruto replied seriously, with his fists clenched and his hair shadowing his eyes.
"Oh, fuck off. I don't argue with delusional idiots." Tsukune replied, as he went back to writing the articles. He seemed to be the only one that actually did his work inside the club, while the others did weird ass things. He really didn't care to try to know what they did.
Yukari stuck her tongue out at Naruto, before she happily sat down next to Tsukune and helped him write the articles about the info he collected. After a few hours, Tsukune walked through the Academy, with Yukari happily sitting on his shoulders.
"Hey, Tsukune-san, that stuff you said…" Yukari began, as she leaned forward and had her face be in front of the Leviathan's. "…If something happened to me, would you care?" She asked sadly.
"Don't ask stupid questions, of course. If something happened to you, or if someone hurt you. They would be annihilated." Tsukune said with a shrug.
"You act all tough around everyone, but truth is, you're all lovey-dovey with me! I love it!" Yukari announced happily, as she hugged his head.
"…Brat." Tsukune said with a scowl.
"Wuss." Yukari said with a smile.
A few days later
"….Come on, Tsukune-san!" Yukari yelled, as she held his hand and tried to pull him around.
"Why are you pulling on me?" Tsukune asked with a sigh.
"B-Because…I…I gotta show you something." The young witch informed evasively.
"Show me what?" He asked with a frown.
"I…It's ah, shut up, quit asking and come on!" She yelled childishly, as she tried to lead him around. Tsukune closed his eyes and leaned his head back, before he exhaled through his nose.
"Fine." He said with some annoyance, before he followed around the young witch. '…Ugh, I'm really lenient towards her.' He thought with a sigh.
Tsukune glanced around as he noticed he was led strait towards his dorm room. Yukari giggled happily to herself, before she opened the door. '…She doesn't have the key to me place…' He thought.
"Surprise!" Yukari announced, as she stepped into the room and opened the door wide, revealing there was a banner with the words 'Happy Birthday' on it. Tsukune blinked a few times. '…Oh yeah…' He thought. "What do you think?" She asked, as she looked up at him. "Is it too much? I knew it was too much! I thought if I made it big, you'd like it!" She said.
"Yukari." Tsukune said with a sigh, causing the young witch to look up at him. "It's fine. I like it." He said, as he gave her a nod.
"Oh, I knew you would!" Yukari said happily, as she held her wand up and waved it around, before confetti appeared. "It took a few hours, Nekomone-sensei told me it was your birthday, and I just had to give you a party!" She announced, before she glanced around and glanced down. "I did invite Moka and Nekomone-sensei to the party…But Moka didn't want to come since she wanted to do something for Naruto and Nekomone-sensei was stumped with work." She said sadly, before she felt a hand on her head, causing her to look up.
"It's fine, like I said. I like it." Tsukune said with a nod, as he sat down on his bed and glanced around at the decorations. "You seemed to have put a lot of work into this." He commented. Even when he was a human, things like this wouldn't have happened. So he truly liked it.
"Well, it was nothing." Yukari replied, as she had her hands behind her back and drew a circle on the ground with her shoe. "Oh, I got you a few presents!" She announced, as she remembered.
"That's unneeded…" Tsukune began, before Yukari shoved a large book in his lap along with basket filled with food, and a necklace. Yukari happily ignored his protests, as she sat down next to him.
"The first present is this!" Yukari announced, as she held up a book. "I know its cliché and all, but this is photo album I've made of few months we've hung out." She said with a smile.
Tsukune gave her a dry look. "…You have a camera?" He asked.
"Well I have my wand and my crystal ball, they're a good substitute." She replied with a shrug, before she handed him the large book. "…I just…I know you put up with a lot of my antics, and I don't want you to just remember the bad ones." Yukari admitted, as the two glanced down, before the young witch picked up the basket full of food and handed it to the Leviathan. "With some help, I was able to make these for you! I know how you hate the food here, and I wanted you to eat." She informed, still smiling.
Tsukune put the basket down and put it next to the book the young witch gave him. He glanced at her, to see she was staring at him with wide expectant purple eyes, causing him to sigh and take out one of the baked goods and eat it.
The Leviathan looked towards the witch and nodded slightly. "…It's good, and…thanks…for the consideration." He said.
Yukari smiled fully, as she held up a silver necklace. "I had to ask my mom to get this! I saw it a while ago, but I remembered it and it reminded me of you!" She said, as she held up the necklace, which had a symbol at the end. On the bottom was an infinity sign and above it was a double cross. "It's called the Curx Satanu…It's an alchemical symbol of sulfur, which has the qualities of masculinity, dryness and hotness…" She said with a slight giggle, before she glanced at it. "…I just saw it and thought of you." She informed. "I don't know why." She commented.
Tsukune reached out and held the necklace. "Do you know what else this symbol is called?" He asked with a shake of his head, finding the symbol kinda ironic.
"Mm-hmm." Yukari sounded, before she shrugged. "It's called The Leviathan's Cross." She said. "I don't know why that would matter though. But I have my own necklace too!" She announced, as she pulled out a necklace from behind the helm of her shirt. The symbol was a hollowed out circle with a crescent on top of it, with a cross coming out of the bottom. "It's the alchemical symbol for Mercury, which has the qualities of femininity, coolness and…" She began, before she glanced off with a blush. "…And moistness…" She muttered.
"Ugh…" Tsukune sounded with a sigh, as he face palmed.
"Sulfur and Mercury are said to be the parents of allll…." She said, dragging out the 'L' in all. "…the alchemy metals! It's like a match made! Just like we are!" Yukari announced happily, as she hugged herself.
"You're crazy." Tsukune said with a shake of his head.
"I like to think of it as being true to myself!" Yukari replied with a smile.
Tsukune glanced down as he put the necklace on, before he looked at the witch. "I am not one for this kind of…emotional stuff. I really don't like those kind of situations. But…thanks for this." He said seriously, as he gave the girl a smile, though it looked totally out of place on his face.
Yukari's smile widened, as she celebrated to herself. 'Yes! I'm just one step closer before we do it! And then we'll be married and…Hehehe.' She thought, as she blushed. 'I can't wait!' She thought.
"I usually don't take gifts, or handouts most of the time. I'll try to make due…if you take this." Tsukune said, as he held an object towards the young witch.
Yukari turned around and noticed the Leviathan was holding a book towards her. It looked like the journal he was writing in for almost a week. "What is it?" she asked, as she slowly took the journal.
"…It's a book." Tsukune said dryly.
Yukari gave him a pout. "I'm not stupid!" She said irritated.
"Pfft, Brat." He said with a scowl.
"Wuss." She replied with a grin.
"Tsk, that book right there contains all the magic I know." Tsukune said uncaringly, as he crossed his arms.
"You know magic?" Yukari asked in obvious surprise.
"Of course." He replied. "My kind can only do ritualistic Type Magics, but we can't use actual magic. From a few sources of the…different kind, I was able to procure a decent arsenal of magic, but I can't use it because I'm not able too. But I figured it'd be useful to you." Tsukune admitted.
"T-Thanks…" Yukari said, as she sniffled a bit.
"Think of it as your birthday present…since I really don't know when yours is." He said.
"…It was in March." Yukari informed. She wasn't friends with him then.
"Then think of it as a late birthday present." Tsukune said, as he glanced around. "Be careful when you try to use that stuff. Angel Magic and Witchcraft from my neck of the woods, has more of a bite to it." He commented.
"…Angels?" Yukari muttered unsure. 'There aren't any Angel's…are they?' She asked herself, before she held the book tighter. "Thanks, Tsukune-san!" She said, as she hugged the Leviathan.
Tsukune froze a bit, as he felt Yukari hug her. Leviathans weren't huggers. They usually ate each other if they got close enough to one another. Slowly Tsukune's arms slowly went around Yukari, before he lightly hugged her back. Yukari smiled as she rubbed her face against the Leviathan's chest.
"You're the best." Yukari muttered.
"I know I am." Tsukune replied with an eye roll.
Yukari suppressed the giggle as her hand moved lower, causing Tsukune to tense. "Quit groping me." He said dryly.
"Hehehe, I just can't help it." Yukari said shamelessly, with a wide smile and a blush on her face, but Tsukune didn't really look amused.
Next day
In the class room at night, Tsukune and Yukari sat side-by-side, while Naruto, Kurumu, Moka and Tamao sat near each other. All of them were working on articles, since the deadline was approaching. Tsukune didn't seem stressed, compared to the others, who seemed to be going crazy. Gin sat at the Shizuka's desk, leaning back.
Naruto looked out the window, before lightning struck, causing him to look away. "Naruto, what's wrong? You're spacing out." Moka said. "Only two more days until the paper is printed. It's a lot of work but let's do our best, ok!" She said with a smile.
"Oh my mind was just somewhere else for a second." Naruto replied with a wide smile.
"I understand." Moka replied with a smile.
Kurumu stretched. "I can't take this. It's finally Saturday and we're all packed in here." She complained.
"it's true, we're like a mangaka being chased by a deadline…and we're not even getting paid!" Yukari said.
"Stop being babies! A newspaper's the same as manga, with strict adherence to deadlines." Gin said. "The incident with the art teacher that's gonna be all over the front page was two days ago! Ain't no on gonna call us a newspaper if their ain't no reporting immediately on her." He said. "I'll listen to your sob stories after you make the deadline." He added.
"Then would you please help us out instead of relaxing over their drinking coffee!" Moka replied.
"He's letting it go to his head just like a manga editor." Yukari said to the Leviathan.
"…Why do you keep connecting this to a manga?" Tsukune asked unsure.
"Well I don't care where I am, as long as I'm with Naruto!" Kurumu said, as she hugged the blond.
"Wasn't she complaining a few minutes ago?" Yukari asked quietly to the Leviathan.
"Hell if I know, I've learned to block out most of their voices." Tsukune replied uncaringly. "…So apparently the art teacher turn the female students to stone…Shocker." He said sarcastically.
"You did warn them." Yukari said, as she patted his back.
Tsukune gave her a look. "Don't patronize me." He said.
"I'm just trying to make you feel better, sheesh." The young witch sounded.
"Brat." The Leviathan said.
"Wuss." Yukari replied.
"Kurumu-chan!" Moka announced, as she pulled the succubus back, before they head-butted each other.
"Ugh, they're fighting again…" Naruto said. "Moka-chan, Kurumu-chan, there's no need to fight. We're all friends here!" He said with a closed eyed smile, before he opened his eyes. Kurumu looked into his bright deep dark blue sparkly dull eyes, as they seemed to shine right into her heart, making it skip as time seemed to slow down. His eyes spoke of a tale of an innocent happy prankster boy and a tormented tortured wise powerful MAN with a Destiny which defied destiny itself! All at the same fucking time! How his fucking eye color gave a fucking story made no fucking sense, but for some reason it was awesome to some! Along with the fact the way they were so contradictory in their moods, it shouldn't make any fucking sense. Yet here they seemed to be, for some fucking reason. Kurumu sighed in longing.
"Friends shouldn't fight. Because we're friends and with our friendship we will triumph through anything life throws at us…Believe it." He said with a smile, getting a longing look from Tamao and Kurumu.
Tsukune and Yukari looked at the blond, before they slowly turned and shared a glance. The Leviathan sighed, as he pulled out a pair of headphones and let the young witch put them in her ears. He would not let this blond dumbass poison the innocent susceptible mind of Yukari. Thought she wasn't really that innocent. When Yukari had the headphones in her ear, Tsukune played 'Pink Floyd'. He only had Psychedelic, Progressive, and Hard Rock, so he decided to give her a softer song. He would rather suffer through the blond's cult-like rants, than have Yukari go through it.
After a few minutes of Naruto talking to Moka and Kurumu, seeming like he was trying to indoctrinate them into some sorta cult composing of 'Believing it, protecting his friends, Precious People, Hokages, whatever a Sasuke was, and Being Friends' Shizuka came into the room.
Tsukune froze, as he felt a hand on his shoulder. "There you are, Tsukune-kun!" Shizuka said with a smile, as her cat ears twitched a bit.
"…I've always been here, Shizuka-sensei." He said bluntly.
"Oh, yeah, silly me." Shizuka said with a smile, as her cat-tail swayed for a second.
"What'cha need, Shizuka-sensei?" Naruto asked with a smile.
"You'll refer to me as, Nekomone-sensei, Uzumaki-san." Shizuka said seriously. "I like familiarity with my students…but not too much." She said, before she smiled again. "Since everyone was working so hard, I brought some snacks! Especially for you Tsukune-kun, with how hungry you sometimes are." She said with a smile, as she gently rubbed her thumb along the Leviathan's shoulder.
Tsukune slowly turned and glanced up at her, to see she was smiling at him with her tail swaying. '…What…' He thought unsure.
"There's lots of work that needs to get done. Lots of cuts and pages to edit…it's hard." Moka muttered.
"Well come on, eat the snacks and cheer up!" Shizuka said, as she handed Tsukune a bag filled with food.
Tsukune and Yukari looked into the bag, before the young witch's face went a bit green. "…This is raw fish…" Tsukune said dryly.
"It's delicious that way! Try it!" Shizuka said.
Tsukune blinked a few times, before he pulled out a fish. He shrugged, before he ate the fish completely. Shizuka licked her lips as she purred, as she watched the younger man eat her favorite food. Yukari held back a vomit, as she watched the Leviathan eat more of the fish.
"Oh yeah, Kurumu-chan, this letter was dropped in front of the classroom." Shizuka informed, as she handed the succubus a letter.
Tsukune cast a glance to his side, when he saw Kurumu shove several pieces of paper into a toolbox. "I-I kinda just remembered I have to do something so I'll be talking off, ok!?" Kurumu announced, as she quickly went off.
"…what about the deadline…" Moka muttered.
"Take care of the rest for me!" Kurumu replied, as she left the room.
"So selfish." Yukari muttered with a shake of her head.
"Tsukune-kun?" Shizuka said, causing the Leviathan to look up towards the cat-monster. "I need some help with something, can you come?" She asked, as she headed towards the door.
"…Sure, I guess." Tsukune said with a shrug, as he followed the teacher.
As the two walked through the hallway of the academy, Shizuka smiled and hummed a bit, while Tsukune had his usual frown. "Are you having a nice time at the school?" She asked with a smile.
"It's been moderately well." Tsukune replied.
"You and Yukari-san seem to be close." Shizuka commented.
"She is my friend. We wouldn't be close if we weren't." The Leviathan replied uncaringly.
"That is true!" Shizuka said with a smile. "I heard your birthday was yesterday, sorry I didn't show." She said, as her cat ears drooped a bit. "I was busy and couldn't come." She informed.
"It's fine." Tsukune stated. "Besides Yukari and I had our own fun, I guess." He commented.
"Only Yukari-chan? Don't you have any other friends or girlfriends even?" Shizuka asked.
"I only have one friend." Tsukune stated. "And as for girlfriend, I realize I'm not very attractive to the opposite sex, and my negative off-putting personality doesn't sweeten the deal." He said uncaringly.
"You're fine." Shizuka said with a smile, as she looked at the Leviathan. "Let's go!" She announced, as she quickly walked through the hallway, while the teen held a box.
A few minutes later, the two arrived back in the room, only to see Kurumu hadn't come back. Tsukune walked around the room, before he put the box he held around Shizuka's desk.
"You know, I wonder what Kurumu-chan thinks of the Newspaper Club. Kurumu-chan is here because she likes Naruto, right?" Moka said. "Truth is maybe she doesn't think of us as friends. Because going off like that at such a busy time for everyone is really weird." She commented.
"Eh, you worry…a lot." Tamao said uncaringly, as she hugged Naruto from behind.
"Yeah, I'm sure Kurumu-chan has something important to do." Naruto said with a smile.
'…Ugh, why is everyone so damn sensitive?' Tsukune thought to himself, as he continued his work.
After a few hours later, the group began to leave the work for tomorrow to finish. Well Tsukune was finished with his, he was efficient that way. As soon as he stood up, the door opened, as Kurumu poked her head through the cracks. As soon as she was seeable, Naruto, Moka, Gin and Yukari gave her death stares for leaving and having all of them do all of the work.
"Welcome back, Kurumu-chan! You're late!" Naruto announced with a smile. "We were just about to finish up work for today. We decided to work extra-really hard tomorrow and finish up the rest." He said, as he had a smirk. 'Thank god for Shadow Clones.' He thought. "So you can leave too." He added.
While some of them left, Tsukune looked at Yukari. "Are you sure you want to leave your laptop here?" He asked, as he looked at the young witch.
"Uh-huh." She sounded with a nod. "It's not like someone would steal it or anything…besides I trust the people around to not be stupid enough to peek inside." She said with a shrug, she knew Tsukune would kick the ass of whoever would try to. Yukari smiled when she noticed Tsukune was holding his arm out, before she happily grabbed onto it, before she was lifted up and placed over his shoulder.
The next day
"Hey, give that back you…you big…Dick!" Yukari yelled, as a taller older student held her wand above his head.
"Jump, disgusting witch, you gotta work for it." The older bully said with a smirk.
Yukari jumped a few times, but the bully moved it higher. After a few jumps she blinked and took a step back, before she crossed her arms.
"What? You don't want your stick?" the bully asked, as he twirled it around his fingers.
"Hmph, he's being mean to me!" Yukari yelled childishly, before she smirked vindictively.
"…Who the hell are you talking t…" the bully began, before he felt a hand on the side of his face. In an instant his head was partially imbedded in a metal locker, which created a loud bang.
Tsukune stood behind the bully, before he pulled the wand out of the bully's hand. Yukari had a smirk on her face as she punched the bully in the crotch, before she looked up towards the Leviathan. "Thawks, Tsukune-san!" The young witch said happily with a smile.
"Don't make a habit of it." Tsukune said with a frown, as he held his arm out. Yukari happily grabbed on, so she was lifted and placed on his shoulders, before they went towards the class.
When they arrived at the class room, they heard a scream. "Ugh, what is it now?" Tsukune asked, as Yukari climbed off him.
"They're gone! The Drafts we had half-done yesterday, they're all gone!" Moka yelled in panic.
"What!" Naruto asked in shock. 'I'm totally pranking whoever did this.' He thought with legitimate seriousness.
"That's crazy. They were stolen." Gin said, as he looked at all the missing papers.
"What're we going to do? We won't make it in time if we do all them all over." Moka said.
"Huh, well sucks for you." Tsukune commented, as he glanced at them. He was already done with his stuff. That's what they get for procrastinating and having to sleep.
"AHH!" Yukari sounded, as she looked in her laptop. "My data was deleted! My back up disk is gone too..." She said, before she paled. "…And they read my diary!" She said shocked, causing Kurumu to look shocked and nervous.
"Wait, what?" Tsukune said, as his completely apathetic personality turned to a lesser apathetic version.
"And the keyboard is all slimy like there were slugs crawling on it!" Yukari added, only for Tsukune to pull her hands back from the laptop.
"Don't touch that. You don't know what sick pervert could've done with your…ahem, diary." Tsukune said, causing the young witch's face to pale further, as she looked at the slim covered keyboard.
"You mean….Eww!" She yelled, as she ran around waving her hands around. "Get it off, get if off!" She yelled.
"No wait…it's not semen, it's only slug slime." Tsukune commented, causing Yukari to calm down. "Give me…thirty minutes, and I'll have the person who broke into your laptop's head on a spike." He said seriously.
"There's nothing we can do. We don't have the time to search for the thief…" Gin began.
"Priorities." Tsukune replied uncaringly, as he reached forward and put his hand in the slime on Yukari's laptop. "I will find this thief and make sure he permanently forgets the contents of Yukari's laptop. And I just might happen to find our things along the way." He said.
"And how exactly do you plan to do that?!" Gin asked angrily.
Tsukune turned around and gave the werewolf an uncaring look. "I'll just have to think…" He began, as his form rippled and shifted to Nagare's, the slug monster that stole the stuff and went through Yukari's laptop. "…like the person who did it." Tsukune-Nagare finished.
"N-no wait, I can take care of it!" Kurumu interjected.
"You can?" Tsukune-Nagare asked, as he looked at the succubus. "Of course you can. He is blackmailing you. He used his powers to sneak into your place and take provocative pictures of you, and threatened to put them public if you didn't go with him. Which is why you left yesterday and you hid the pictures he sent you, in there." He said uncaringly, as he pointed at a tool box. "He took the stuff here, to make sure you came back today…so yes. You can take care of it." He said, as his form rippled and returned back to his usual Tsukune look.
"H-how…how did you know?" Kurumu asked in shock.
Tsukune looked at her like she was stupid, he just showed her. "Yukari's laptop is soaked in his DNA. I just need to come in contact with a single strand of DNA, and I can shapeshift into anyone…And I get all of their memories." He said uncaringly. He saw no point not saying it. It wasn't like they could formulate a way to kill him from it, or even stop his ability to shapeshift altogether. "Oh yes, he was planning to have his way with you today, I thought you might want to know." He said uncaringly, as he sat down on a chair and cleaned off Yukari's Laptop of the slime.
Kurumu, Naruto, Moka and Tamao ran off, to deal with Nagare. Tsukune handed the laptop to Yukari, before she slowly took and used her magic to extra clean it.
"That's an interesting ability you have, what monster did you say you were again?" Gin asked.
"I never did." Tsukune replied, as he slowly turned and looked out the window…and waited.
A few hours later
While Yukari, Moka, Kurumu, Tamao, Naruto and Gin were passed out on the desks, Tsukune sat, looking out a window. He slowly stood up and turned, before he flickered out of existence as unnatural speeds.
In the middle of the forest, Nagare was stumbling out of the woods, holding his stomach. The cuts from Kurumu were slowly healing, before he froze when he heard a cracking branch.
"Such a pathetic little worm you are." Tsukune commented quietly to himself with scowl, as he walked out of the foliage of the forest.
"You…you're the Tsukune boy." Nagare said, as he stumbled a bit.
"You look like you're having a bit of trouble there." Tsukune said concerned. "Need some help?" He asked.
"Uh, yeah, yeah." The slug monster said, as the Leviathan offered him a hand. The two walked a bit, but not towards the school, not that the slug monster noticed. "Ugh thanks man, but I gotta say you can't always tru…" Nagare began with a smirk, before he felt something cold and hard press up against the back of his head.
"You're right, you can't always trust someone." Tsukune said, as he held the silenced barrel to his Berretta-93 Raffica to the back of Nagare's head. "You see, you've read out of Yukari's personal diary. And I can't in good conscious let you remember its contents." He said, as he cocked the weapon.
"Oh, what're you going to do? Shoot…" Nagare started, before a semi-loud tapping sound echoed, with the monster's forehead bulging forward a bit.
Tsukune lowered the weapon, as he put it on safety and put it in-between his pants and his back. "Yes. Good suggestion." He said, as the slug monster collapsed to the ground, with wide eyes and an open mouth. From the bulge in the monster's forehead, thick black liquid seemed to drip out, as his veins seemed to swell up and turn black.
"I'm not even going to think about eating such a disgusting…thing." Tsukune said, as his form vanished in a flicker at unnatural speeds.
Tsukune appeared in the class room and noticed everyone sleeping, before he walked up to Yukari, who had her face on the desk. He smiled slightly as he reached down and picked her up, she shifted and groaned a bit, before she turned and wrapped her arms around the Leviathan's neck. He picked up her laptop, her wand and her hat with his other hand, before he started walking.
After a few steps he sighed. 'What is happening to me?' Tsukune thought to himself, as he glanced at the young witch. 'I bet if the boss saw this…he's laugh at how soft and…attached I've become.' He thought. Not knowing if he did meet his boss, he would be laughing at the fact Tsukune loosened up.
Tsukune sighed and continued walking. 'It doesn't matter…I'm content to let things lay right now.' He thought seriously, as he went to take Yukari to her dorm.