(Before we start, the italics are Isa's messages and the regular bold ones are another's)
Attempt 3.5 EXTRA: What Goes On In Texts, Stays In Texts!
Yamazaki-kun, you know who Shinohara is, right?
Who?
You know, the guy who is always shitting on me…
…He's doing what?
HITTING! THE GUY WHO IS ALWAYS HITTING ON ME! Stupid auto-correct :c
Hijikata-san! You left your phone outside
Hellooooo?
HIJIKATA-SAN!
ANSWER!
Oh wait..
I'm bored..
Wanna bang?
...
I MEANT *HANG! OMG OMGG SORRY OKITA-KUN!
It's okay, you just made my day from worse to better in 10 seconds.
YOU'RE MY NEW BEST FRIEND:)
Omg my mouth hurts sooo bad! I think I'm allergic to my cum!
That's…unfortunate.
Is it possible to be allergic to it though? I washed my mouth and it still burns.
Isa, check your first text.
AHHH OH MY GOSH! OKITA-KUN, I MEANT GUM! AS IN CHEWING GUM! GUM***
Who are you? Someone changed your name
What did they change it to
Chosen One
Doesn't matter, who are you
I'm the Chosen One.
There were three blondes walking on a trail. The first blonde said, "Those look like deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No those are totally moose tracks." The third said, "Nope, they're goat tracks." Then the train hit them.
HAHA! So wait, what kind of tracks were they?
…Kondo-san..
Stupid girl! Why'd you leave HQ again after I told you not to!
Eror: Your message could not be sent at this time, please try again later. Error Number: 42672
You spelled error wrong the first time!
…no I didn't?
You know, sometimes I just feel like jerking off
Yamazaki-kun O_O
What?
Read your last text :P
I MEANT JUMPING OFF*! That ruined my depressing moment!
Aww you just made my day.
I'm in my room and I feel awful. My head feels like it's about to explode. Hijikata-san says I might have MANGINA!
He said I might have MANGINA!
What?
Auto-correct is correcting it to MANGINA!
WTF why is it doing it in all caps?
But I meant meningitis. Its MANGINA!
D: OKITA-KUN HELP MEEE!
To anyone who is reading this, Merry Christimas!