A/N: This. Is. Getting. Out. Of. Hand. ^_~ And now, the "Love and Longing" soap-opera takes a trip =out= of the Common Room...
WARNINGS: Slash, of a more sexual nature! Also, Kinky!Percy...*snicker*
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Love and Longing in the Common Room
By Akira Ichijouji
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PART 4 -- RON, PERCY, AND CEDRIC DIGGORY
Ron ran, hair disheveled, face red and pants still a bit too tight out of the Common Room and out of Gryffindor Tower altogether.
He had never been so embarrassed...no, humiliated, in his life! And that was counting =all= the things the twins had ever done to him!
Right then he wanted the ground to swallow him up...he wanted to die...but most of all he wanted to just launch himself into one of his more sympathetic brother's beds and wail.
Which he was fully planning to do.
Charlie would have been a better choice, but since he was in Romania...Percy would have to do.
It wasn't that Percy wasn't sympathetic at all -- he understood perfectly how it was to have the shadows of successful older brothers looming over you; and he, like Ron, was the brunt of most of the twins' jokes -- it was just that ever since he had become Prefect, Ron didn't feel like Percy was as there for him as he used to be.
*He's just going to have to deal,* Ron thought as he rounded the corner that led to the Prefects' rooms. He paused for a moment at Percy's door, then decided to just let himself in without knocking.
A decision, which, as soon as he made it, he deeply, deeply regretted.
If Ron had thought he was humiliated before, right then he was screamingly, appallingly, worthy-of-commiting-hari-kiri-ingly MORTIFIED.
Percy was...well, pretty much completely naked, stretched out on the bed, =handcuffed to the headboard=, and was being extensively licked, kissed, and petted by none other than...
Cedric Diggory.
Ron's mouth dropped open, and all he could do was squeak.
Percy, of course, being the one facing the door, noticed Ron's entrance immediately. He tried to sit up, mortification coloring his features a very deep red, but was stopped short by the handcuffs keeping his hands locked to the headboard. *This is not happening. This is not happening. This is not happening...!!!!!* his mind screamed.
"AGH!!! RON!!! WHAT ARE YOU =DOING= IN HERE?????" Percy shrieked, struggling against the handcuffs.
Ron couldn't move. *Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god...* Ron had just walked in on his older brother, his supposedly =PRUDISH= older brother who was =BEYOND HUMAN EMOTION= in an intense -- not to mention kinky! -- sexual situation with none other than Hufflepuff Quidditch Seeker =CEDRIC DIGGORY=?????? If anything else =that= mortifying happened to Ron that night, his brain would have imploded with embarrassment.
Cedric, a bit too late, also realized they had an audience, and in his haste to cover himself with the blankets, he yanked the covers off a bit more of Percy than he intended.
Ron covered his face with his hands. The ideal thing for all parties involved would be for him to just run, run, far away and =QUICKLY=. However, his legs were definitely =not= obeying him at the moment.
"Damn it, Cedric!!!" Percy wailed, "What did you do with the key???"
Cedric was searching through the bedclothes, under the bed, on the nightstand, but the small silver key was nowhere to be found.
"Oh my God...this is the end of my life...I am =stuck=...handcuffed to a =bed=...the twins will find out about this I =know=..." Percy continued to wail hysterically.
"Perce, calm down. Alohamora." Cedric had not managed to find the key, but =had= managed to find his wand among their scattered robes. The handcuffs fell off with a clunk.
"I =can't= calm down, Cedric!!!! How can you expect me to =calm down=????"
"Perce..."
"It's not =your= brother who just walked in on us!!!!!"
Cedric cupped Percy's face in his hands. "Calm. Down."
Percy stopped talking, but was still hyperventilating.
The Hufflepuff turned to Ron. "Was there something you wanted?"
Ron eeped, still unable to take his hands from his eyes.
"It's ok, you don't have to cover your eyes, we're fairly decent..." Cedric grinned ironically.
The redhead didn't -- couldn't -- move.
This had officially turned into The Worst Day of Ron's Life.
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*swish and flick*
Finitum Part 4!
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A/N: Anybody get squicked? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ^_~
WARNINGS: Slash, of a more sexual nature! Also, Kinky!Percy...*snicker*
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Love and Longing in the Common Room
By Akira Ichijouji
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PART 4 -- RON, PERCY, AND CEDRIC DIGGORY
Ron ran, hair disheveled, face red and pants still a bit too tight out of the Common Room and out of Gryffindor Tower altogether.
He had never been so embarrassed...no, humiliated, in his life! And that was counting =all= the things the twins had ever done to him!
Right then he wanted the ground to swallow him up...he wanted to die...but most of all he wanted to just launch himself into one of his more sympathetic brother's beds and wail.
Which he was fully planning to do.
Charlie would have been a better choice, but since he was in Romania...Percy would have to do.
It wasn't that Percy wasn't sympathetic at all -- he understood perfectly how it was to have the shadows of successful older brothers looming over you; and he, like Ron, was the brunt of most of the twins' jokes -- it was just that ever since he had become Prefect, Ron didn't feel like Percy was as there for him as he used to be.
*He's just going to have to deal,* Ron thought as he rounded the corner that led to the Prefects' rooms. He paused for a moment at Percy's door, then decided to just let himself in without knocking.
A decision, which, as soon as he made it, he deeply, deeply regretted.
If Ron had thought he was humiliated before, right then he was screamingly, appallingly, worthy-of-commiting-hari-kiri-ingly MORTIFIED.
Percy was...well, pretty much completely naked, stretched out on the bed, =handcuffed to the headboard=, and was being extensively licked, kissed, and petted by none other than...
Cedric Diggory.
Ron's mouth dropped open, and all he could do was squeak.
Percy, of course, being the one facing the door, noticed Ron's entrance immediately. He tried to sit up, mortification coloring his features a very deep red, but was stopped short by the handcuffs keeping his hands locked to the headboard. *This is not happening. This is not happening. This is not happening...!!!!!* his mind screamed.
"AGH!!! RON!!! WHAT ARE YOU =DOING= IN HERE?????" Percy shrieked, struggling against the handcuffs.
Ron couldn't move. *Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god...* Ron had just walked in on his older brother, his supposedly =PRUDISH= older brother who was =BEYOND HUMAN EMOTION= in an intense -- not to mention kinky! -- sexual situation with none other than Hufflepuff Quidditch Seeker =CEDRIC DIGGORY=?????? If anything else =that= mortifying happened to Ron that night, his brain would have imploded with embarrassment.
Cedric, a bit too late, also realized they had an audience, and in his haste to cover himself with the blankets, he yanked the covers off a bit more of Percy than he intended.
Ron covered his face with his hands. The ideal thing for all parties involved would be for him to just run, run, far away and =QUICKLY=. However, his legs were definitely =not= obeying him at the moment.
"Damn it, Cedric!!!" Percy wailed, "What did you do with the key???"
Cedric was searching through the bedclothes, under the bed, on the nightstand, but the small silver key was nowhere to be found.
"Oh my God...this is the end of my life...I am =stuck=...handcuffed to a =bed=...the twins will find out about this I =know=..." Percy continued to wail hysterically.
"Perce, calm down. Alohamora." Cedric had not managed to find the key, but =had= managed to find his wand among their scattered robes. The handcuffs fell off with a clunk.
"I =can't= calm down, Cedric!!!! How can you expect me to =calm down=????"
"Perce..."
"It's not =your= brother who just walked in on us!!!!!"
Cedric cupped Percy's face in his hands. "Calm. Down."
Percy stopped talking, but was still hyperventilating.
The Hufflepuff turned to Ron. "Was there something you wanted?"
Ron eeped, still unable to take his hands from his eyes.
"It's ok, you don't have to cover your eyes, we're fairly decent..." Cedric grinned ironically.
The redhead didn't -- couldn't -- move.
This had officially turned into The Worst Day of Ron's Life.
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*swish and flick*
Finitum Part 4!
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A/N: Anybody get squicked? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ^_~