"I still can't believe I have to share an apartment with you." Mello mumbled to Near as they entered their new apartment. They stopped when they saw L.
"Hello, Near and Mello. What brings you here?" L said taking a bite of cake while watching TV.
"This is supposed to be our new apartment." Near explained already checking the place out.
"Hm, that would explain why there's two beds in mine and Light's room." L said looking up at them.
"WAIT!" Mello said. "I also have to SHARE a room?"
"Apparently." L said. "Who wants to room with me?"
"I would sir." Near said.
'DAMN! HE BEAT ME! AGAIN!' Mello thought.
"Unfortunately, Mello you'll be rooming with Light then." L explained.
"Well, it's totally gonna be better than rooming with Near!" Mello glared at Near then smirked.
"Well I'll be in my new room unpacking." Near said ignoring Mello and walking to the dark navy room.
"Well…I'll unpack in my new room too!" Mello said rushing to get to his room first.
When Mello entered his new room his mouth dropped opened. A light pink room with Justin Bieber posters everywhere!
"Oh hey!" Light said looking up from his Girl's Life magazine while lying on his pink bed.
"This is unbelievable!" Mello cried out and collapsed on his bed.
"Wait, are you like my roommate or something?" Light asked.
"Yea…"Mello mumbled.
"OH YAY!" Light squealed and got up from his bed. "Chocolate?" He asked holding out a dark pink bowl filled with mini Hershey's chocolate bars.
"HELL YEAH!" Mello shouted and grabbed as many mini chocolate bars as he can.
'Maybe…just maybe I can survive these conditions.' Mello thought as he devoured chocolate.
In Near's and L's room, Near just finished unpacking. He was sitting on his bed playing with some action figures when L came in.
"So did you finish unpacking?" L asked going over to his own bed.
"Why yes. I hope you'll be able to put up with a hot-headed chocolate addict Mello by the way." Near warned L.
"Hmm, he doesn't sound as half as bad as Light. A Justin Bieber loving, painting nails, dumb teen boy." L explained.
Near chuckled then said "Sounds like we're both putting up with idiots."
That's when Near and L started talking about all the idiotic stuff Light and Mello do.
*In Ali's and Bryan's apartment*
Ali and Bryan heard a knock on the door. They opened it to see Cosmo and Demetrius.
"Hey guys!" Ali hugged Cosmo as Bryan nodded to Demetrius.
They went to the living area.
"Dude, it's really exhausting to train these strange people." Ali said collapsing on the couch.
"I know, it's impossible to train Light." Demetrius said.
"Yeah, he still has trouble transforming into weapon form." Bryan pointed out.
"Hey," Cosmo said. "Have you guys ever noticed that L and Near seem alike and-"
"That Mello and Light seem alike? Yes." Ali said finishing Cosmo's thought. The two girls smiled at each other.
"Yea, actually I have." Demetrius said.
"So does that mean they might have a chance at putting up with each other in their apartment?" Bryan asked the others.
"Well," Cosmo began to say. "They mi-"
"RAWR! DID YOU JUST INSULT MAH?" Everyone heard Light yelled through the walls.
"SHUT UP YOU BASTARD!" L shouted back.
"OMG! THERE'S NO MORE CHOCOLATE LEFT!" Mello cried out.
"THAT'S CUZ YOU ATE IT ALL YOU FATTY!" Near yelled out.
The four continued to hear the other four fighting with each other.
"Guess that's a no." Ali sighed.
"If they can't cooperate with each other in their own apartment, then how the hell will they cooperate with each other when fighting Medusa?" Bryan asked.
"They won't." Cosmo sighed.
"I still don't understand why Lord Death needed these guys so badly. We're like ten times better than them but yet he asked for them." Demetrius explained.
"Well, he needs them for some reason." Ali pointed out.
"They sure aren't ordinary, that's for sure." Bryan mumbled.
After about an hour or so of chatting, Cosmo and Demetrius decided it was time to leave.
"Well, see you guys tomorrow." Cosmo said.
"Later." Demetrius said.
The two then went to their apartment which was on the other side of Light's, Mello's, Near's and L's. So all four kids could hear the yelling through their apartment's walls. Another unfortunate thing was that Mello and Light kept yelling at their rivals/partners ALL night.
"YOU FREAK! STOP EATING CAKE!"
"DAMN IT LIGHT! I'M TRYING TO FREAKING SLEEP!"
"HA-HA! I GOT YOUR TOYS NEAR! HA-HA!"
"MELLO YOU FREAKING ASSHOLE! GIVE THEM BACK!"
"SHORTY! TRY TO JUMP FOR THEM! HA-HA!"
"OW STOP PUNCHING ME IN THE FACE L!"
"OH SORRY MAYBE YOU'RE FACE IS SO UGLY THAT I CAN'T HELP IT THAT I PUNCH IT!"
"ALL OF YOU GO TO DAMN SLEEP!"
So the next morning, the four young weapons and meisters were literally passed out in class.
"Hey Soul?" Maka nudged Soul.
"What?" He asked.
"Um, Ali, Bryan, Cosmo, and Demetrius look like they're passed out." Maka said looking at the said teens.
Ali was leaning on Cosmo with closed eyes. Cosmo struggled to keep her eyes open but soon gave up. Demetrius's face was covered by his arms as he laid his head on the table. Bryan's head was up against the wall with one eye open and the other one closed.
"Maybe they got back from a mission." Soul suggested staring at the teens.
"No way. We would have found out if they went on a mission." Maka explained.
"ARE CHILDREN SLEEPING IN MY CLASS?" Sid asked loudly and glared at the sleepy teens.
The four teens were startled and jumped almost out of their chairs.
"Uh…no." Cosmo said and almost drifted back to sleep.
"We're listening…"Bryan said then leaned his head back again.
"He wasn't referring to me, right..." Ali asked already half asleep again.
"What?" Demetrius asked then just passed out.
Soul and Maka exchanged glances. Sid rubbed his chin wondering what to do with these sleep-deprived children.
"YOU FOUR! TO LORD DEATH'S ROOM NOW!" Sid said handing Demetrius a mirror.
They barely could stand up without yawning or closing their eyes. Sid sighed and practically pushed all of them into the mirror.
"Hello! Hi-" Death greeted the kids but stopped when they all collapsed to the floor at once. "Uh, are you alright kids?"
"Tired." Cosmo said then yawned.
"You bet you are! You all look like you only got three hours of sleep!" Death explained.
"Actually, I only got two and a half…" Ali mumbled before falling asleep.
"Why is that so?" Death asked.
"Cuz L, Near, Mello, and Light were fighting the whole night." Demetrius explained just about to fall asleep.
"And we could hear them through the walls." Bryan said yawning.
"Oh, I see." Death said. By now, all of them were already fast asleep. Death pondered as he looked at the sleeping teens.
He called for Spirit and told him to bring the new meisters and weapons to the Death Room. When they arrived, they looked a little sleepy but not that bad which is strange.
"Look what you've done!" Death said but not really that angrily as he pointed to the passed out kids on the floor.
"Oh, my." L said.
"Ha! Well those two girls can't punch me in the face again now!" Light said putting his hands on his hips while grinning.
"What is the meaning of all this fighting all night long?" Death asked.
"Mello wouldn't stop complaining about his chocolate and at one point took my toys." Near glared at Mello.
"Light wouldn't stop bothering me and just annoyed the hell outta me." L glared at Light.
"WELL I CAN'T HELP IT I HATE YOU!" Light and Mello said in unison. They both looked at each other and smiled. Near and L rolled their eyes.
"Calm down everyone!" Death said holding up his hands. "You're just going to have to learn to compromise with each other."
"HELL NO!" They all shouted at once.
"Uh, L is a FAT ASS so none of his suggestions are FABULOUS!" Light said.
"Light is a DUMB ASS so his suggestions are RETARDED!" L said.
"Near is a white-haired freak that plays with toys so his suggestions are STUPID." Mello said.
"Mello is a chocolate addict with a girly hairstyle so none of his suggestions are MANLY!" Near said.
Death sighed. He was beginning to second guess his decision to bring these special young men into his plan to stop Medusa for once and for all.