Naruto's characters belong to Masashi Kishimoto, Misfile's characters belong to Chris Hazelton.

This story was witten by scapheap a.k.a. Me

Questions time!

Imsabbel: in this story Ash has been female for 4 years at least (change happen at 16 her last memory was at 20). In Misfile he start getting comfortable in her skin after 4? months so by now she like whatever. Genderless fox demon? Read on. Grammer? I am dyslexia so tell me where I gone wrong. Stupid car races? Yeah no chance of that *go to rewrite wave arc *

"You ready?" human level speech.

'I'm a idiot.' human/animal thought.

"Yes little one." demon/angel level speech

'The fourth hokage what a joke.' demon thought.

Rasengan/God Killing Spear jujitsu/hymn

boom. Sound effect.

Chapter 4: Meet the maker.

'The seal held older Naruto?' Ash brain tried to make sense of the scene before her. There on his knees was a blond hair guy wearing a white long-coat with a flames design at it base, a headband similar to the one she saw on Naruto's teacher, a flak jacket and sandels.

The man jumped to his feet and took two steps before pausing "Something off" he said out loud. "Who are you?" Ash asked "Oh I'm Minato Namikaze the Fourth ho... ka... ga" the now identify Minato trailed off when he made eyes contact with Ash 'Blue like Naruto' she mused as she lean out the way of a kunai flung at her bringing her sword up to block the suddenly irate Minato.

"Ash Upton!" spat Minato, Ash pushed him off "We met?" she inquiry 'odd kunai the prongs look useless not long enough to stab when swung and not forward pointing so it can't add to a thrust'. "I was the one sealed you away Kyuubi, I don't know how you got free but I'm going to put you away again!" Minato shouted dashing forward crossing blades again. 'I'm Kyuubi? Well that one question answered as well as how I got here now just the when, where and why.' One of the prongs kunai flew over her head 'That was a bad shot wait where did he go?'. Her instincts scream danger as she roll right avoiding Minato downward stab 'I hate teleporters' Ash ranted in her mind, so many angels she fought that could teleport making the whole fight a game of cat and mice. Add to the fact that most of them were so below her skill that they would only last 10 seconds if they didn't zip around the place led to a hair line trigger for her.

Thunk Ash threw her sword at Minato feet "That power feared by all come to me God Killing Spear". Minato slam into a wall when the sword exploded but before he could fall to the ground a kick knock him away then a fist punch him into the ground and then someone started stomping on him saying word between stomps "God. Damn. Freaking. Teleporter. Hate. Them. All. They. Can. All. Go. To. Hell!" the stomping stop but not the ranting "Do not pass go do not collect $200 what the hell am I talking about?" 'Word for word, the sword was new but it is Kyuubi or was it Ash?' Minato mused (guess what my favourite word is.) as Ash stab her untouched sword ('How?' Minato wonder)into the ground and used it as a seat "Now that you can't try and hurt me lets talk".

"Talk? I thought you as kill first ask questions if any survive sort of gal Ash." Minato counter staring at the celling "Maybe I was but I'm missing a large part of my memory" Minato turned his head to Ash "How large?" "Large enough that my last memory before Naruto popping in my cell was when I was 20... and human" Minato twitched at Naruto's name but his jaw drop at the human comment "You mean that legend was true!?".

Ash raised an eyebrow "Legend?" Minato gave an embarrass grin "O yeah amnesia, first background do you know how the nine Bijuu were supposedly made?" Ash shook her head "Ok there was a big old demon called the ten tailed beast who went around killing and stuff when a guy called the sage of the six paths came and sealed the demon away and everything was great until the guy got to the end of his life. Since releasing the most powerful demon of the time as it was would of be bad he split it into nine demons, Ichibi of the sand, Nibi of the fire, Sambi of the coral, Youbi of the lava, Gobi of the rush, Rokubi of the acid, Nanabi of the pants wetting." Ash raised an eyebrow again "That what it called anyway Hachbi of the ink and Kyuubi a.k.a. you of the twister. However there another story where there only six beasts about three fallen heroes. Three heroes became evil and became demons, tried to take over the world, Heaven stepped in, beat the heroes then rewrote reality to say the three heroes were alway three of the beasts making the number nine and made almost everyone forget the truth. However the story missing a lot like which of the beasts are the heroes and why they were heroes in the first place."

Ash frowned before putting a hand on Minato chest "Warrior broken heals your wounds and stand once more Second Wind" there were popping sounds as Minato bones snap back into place "Ow" he said getting to his feet. He notice Ash walking away "Hey wait"

000

"And you say you never had any training?" Minato asked looking at the modify seal "I mean this is well above someone with 2 years self study, also how powerful is Naruto." "Not very he only eight after all why?" Ash asked the clone of the fourth hokage "Well the seal only let an amount equal to Naruto's level out and you did beat me easily" "You're not very strong" "what? But I'm the hokage how could I not be strong?" "Your martial art..." "Tajutsu" "Your tajutsu is lacking" Minato spun round "How do you figurer that Oh mighty Kyuubi?" sarcasm thick in his voice "Any defensive moves?" "Well no never needed them." "Because you so fast no one can match you until me" Minato pointed at her "You, fast? You barely move during the fight" "You the one zipping about but you never broke my guard no matter how fast you went. I touch you" "that was a touch?" "you were then to busy rolling around in pain to counter-attack." "I was rolling?" "Yes it was rather pathetic looking what your ninjutsu like?" "Hiraishin, the teleport..." Ash's hand twitch "jutsu, summoning jutsu..." "not counting." "Why?"

Ash crossed her arms "you're the one that bad at fighting not your summons" "seals..." "Not a fighting skill" Minato rolls his eyes "and the rasengan" "Show me" Minato form a glowing sphere in his hand. Ash watch it "strong point damage high start up cost low running cost" Ash's darted to Minato's face who was focusing on the sphere slap "Sphere fall apart if user is distracted." "you bitch" "Vixen, you're a glass cannon" Minato stop rubbing his cheek "what?" "You cut through the enemy like hot butter one hit and you are doomed."

"Anyway time to go back to your seal" "why?" "You're running low on chakra and we need a backup if I go evil again so go." "Ah shit" Minato took off run.

000

Ash using her fox body as a seat ponder 'Nanabi of the pants wetting, three heroes, could it be?' . Ash stood up, the feeling of grim purpose had vanish leaving only the owner of the hopelessness to be found 'so you're here too Missi the pants wetter' she smiled 'She probable be pissed that she still can't escape that title' the sounds of splashing drew nearer 'And now to break the bad news' .

Another chapter! A fight scene! Finally hit my words goal!

Ash rant? In the bible angels are zipping all over the place faster then a guy with wings (or just wings with one poor chap is depicted as) should be able without teleporting and in my experience teleporters are bad fighters with goddamn bats like traits so after fighting 50 or so guys (or gals) Ash would be a little pissed with them. Ash beating Minato? One it a mental clone of the guy so he weaker than normal, two Minato fought fox form who is strong but unskilled but Ash's human form is weak (but not that weak) but skilled, Ash listen to Naruto go on and on about the guy and so knew he was fast but the Hiraishin took her off guard however instinct earned from teleporting angels fights saved her. Three Killing God Spear has a larger blast radius then an exploding tag which took Minato off guard. The Minato rant? Minato seem to me a poor fighter, without the Hiraishin he would be dead as a doorknob a little after making chunin just my opinion you can tell me your views on it.

HYMN

Killing God Spear: Make the user's weapon explode after a few seconds, the weapon start glowing brighter and brighter as the countdown reaches zero, if the weapon is of angelic or demoniac make the weapon will not be damage by the explosion.

Second Wind: Heals the target by rearranging the broken or misplace parts, the more the target is hurt the longer it will take, the hymn can not regrow missing parts including blood.

Jujutsu

Hiraishin: User can teleport to any Hiraishin seals that coded for them for a tiny chakra cost, the seals also grant a minor awareness around the seal for the user mostly chakra signals.

Rasengen: See Ash's musings, also incomplete.

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