Chapter 4:

Aiya

"Kay-Mar! You…you can't be thinking of trying to preach to HIM!"

Holy One Kay-Mar had been one of the leading religious figures on the planet Pantra for decades now. In that time, he'd brought the teachings of the Supreme Spirit to countless others. Even those who others had given up all hope of, he'd reached. He had always had a gift for communicating to others. But this was going to be his greatest challenge…and the Supreme Spirit's greatest victory.

"Worry not, my young apprentice." Kay-Mar said reassuringly, patting his assistant on the head. "I am protected by the Supreme Spirit, no harm will come to me."

Haims had been studying under Kay-Mar for years, and had seen him do some things others would deem suicidal, all in the name of the Supreme Spirit, whom he always believed shielded him from danger. But he had to shake his head at this. He had a terrible feeling within him about this one.

The Holy One walked forward, a smile on his face and the Book of the Supreme Spirit in his hands. "Greetings friend!" He called out.

One blood-red eye opened up on the recipient of Kay-Mar's greeting. He snorted and wiped the drool from his face. "What the fuck do you want?" He sneered, looking down at the tiny speck that was talking to him.

"I wish to know if you've found the Supreme Spirit within you my fine sir?"

Aiya grinned "Well, if I did have him in me, he's probably now in that pile of shit I pushed out last night." He said, pointing to a two-story high pile of excrement.

Kay-Mar laughed rather nervously "Ah…Ha-ha, a sense of humor, a-always an admirable trait for someone to have."

Aiya just sighed "Look pal, if you're gonna jerk me off verbally, why don't I just pull out my dick and you can get down to business and do it literally to."

"My apologies good sir, I wish you no offense. I just see in you a tormented soul, and I believe the Supreme Spirit can help you."

Aiya raised an eyebrow, then put his hand out on the ground, palm up. Taking the hint, Kay-Mar climbed on, and Aiya raised him up to eye level with him. "So, you're pretty serious about this Supreme Spirit stuff, huh?"

Kay-Mar smiled "I am at that."

"And you think that when it's your time to check out, you'll see the Supreme Spirit?" Aiya enquired.

"When the Supreme Spirit feels my work is done, he will call me to be at his side, and I will answer."

An evil smile crossed Aiya's face "Why wait till then?" he said. With that, he released an energy blast from the palm Kay-Mar was standing on, vaporizing him completely as a horrified crowd that had gathered looked on.

"KAY-MAAAAAR!!" Haims' anguished scream cut through to the very soul of anyone within earshot. Except Aiya.

"What're you bitchin' about, he didn't suffer…I think."

"You…you…ABOMINATIOOOOON! You soulless beast! You wretched demon!"

By now, the crowd was starting to join in. Aiya knew it was a bad idea to put in for repairs here. Pantra was an awfully religious planet, and a kaiju like him just wasn't going to go over well there. But his ship needed repairs, and the price was right. He just figured he'd find some place to lay low and avoid the annoying little shits that inhabited here.

And it worked…for about an hour. Then a cute little Pantra chick just had to ask him if he'd like to help her spread the word of the Supreme Spirit, and he just had to respond the only way he knew how…by telling her the only condition he'd help her spread the word of the Supreme Spirit was if "the word of the Supreme Spirit" was a nickname she had for her legs.

It was all downhill from there. Now, as the enraged crowd started pelting him with rocks and anything else they could get their hands on, Aiya figured that if he was going to be drummed off a planet for killing one lousy religious figure, he might as well get some bang for his buck…literally. He stretched out one palm, and unleashed another blast, vaporizing half the crowd. The rest started to scream and run away, but it was far, far to late. It took Aiya only a few seconds to take care of the rest of the pests.

"You'd think people would know better then to screw with a guy that goes around calling himself 'Mr. Kill You.'" He muttered.

Suddenly, he saw a virtual cavalcade of high-tech weaponry barreling down on him. The Pantra Defense Corps had been watching Aiya with an eagle eye, just waiting for him to make a wrong move. "Here comes the cavalry." He said with a smirk.

Aiya stood to his full height, almost 100 meters tall, counting the large spikes jutting out of his bald head that served as his Mohawk. His pale skin and heavily muscled humanoid body tensing up as he cracked his neck. He pressed a button on a small device on his hip as the various weapons came within firing range.

The commander of the attack squad, a large man in a heavily armored vehicle, gave the command to fire. "Hmm, no offer to surrender, they must be really pissed at me." Aiya chuckled. But as the command to fire was issued, nothing happened. The commander repeated the command several times over, but still nothing.

"Energy nullification!" Aiya shouted at the commander. "All energy attacks within a half-mile of me are snuffed out. Lucky for me I don't need energy attacks to do business!"

And with that, Aiya charged in, crushing the machines and those within them. His offensive was swift and final. As soon as he was done with them, Aiya switched off the Energy Nullification device on his hip…and unleashed Hell itself on the city. Buildings crumbled, fires raged, and Aiya had a grand time.

It took him only a half hour to level everything around him. With his bloodlust temporarily satiated, Aiya turned on the communicator in his vest. "Need pickup, lock on my coordinates."

Aiya's ship, docked in an orbital space station, powered up and shot down towards the planet and Aiya's position. As another wave of vehicles came speeding towards him, Aiya activated his anti-grav boots and levitated up to his ship. The last thing the people of Pantra saw of him was the infamous writing on the back of his vest: "Aiya 3:16 says I just fucked your mom"