Inspired by shelle-ma-belle's review.
Usual discalimer applies.
Enter Gwaine – the most brave and handsome of all the knights in Camelot.
Now girls, I'm sure you've noticed that I'm here, right? Well then why isn't they much about me? It's not a difficult story, I can see it now. The brave Sir Gwaine rescues a beautiful maiden trapped in a tower by a wicked uncle, and in return she kisses me… Sorry ladies, my thoughts got the better of me, now where was I? Oh yes, rescuing the maiden, and so we run away together and have lots of beautiful babies and live happily ever after. Just don't forget my killer smile when you write it, the ladies love it.
Anyway, I'm off down the tavern
Yours Always
Gwaine
Knight extraordinaire