Lindsay was holding the baby doll, and expressed to her boyfriend. "You know, I am very nervous about being here. The people here make me feel very scared."
"They scare me too. They are all so angry, negative, and confrontational. I do not know if this will be good for us." Agreed Tyler. The baby started crying again, causing him to complain. "Aww man. That baby has been crying for the last 2 hours. I am so tired."
She tried to ease the baby that is continuing to cry. "Tyler, you have not even tried to calm down the baby. I know it is a sensitive topic, but I have always wanted to be a mother, and...the...losi..."
"Let's not discuss this. I don't think having a baby is the best thing right now. We can barely handle this fake baby. And the complications you had with getting pregnant are too much and too risky Linds." He reaffirmed, causing her to sigh.
Lindsay revealed in her confessional. "When I got pregnant a few years ago, I got a mis...miscarriage, no that is not the word. Mis...couragement., no that is not it. Mis...credit. Whatever the word is, we lost our baby, and our family did not like it. It caused a bunch of issues, and Tyler and I divorced. It caused a friction between our families ever since, and Tyler is scared to have a baby again."
She got up to force the babies in Tyler's hands "I need to redo my makeup. I had to wash my face after the baby peed on me. Eeww. How can a fake baby pee anyways.", as she went out to yell. "ANNE MARIA. MAKEUP ALERT."
Tyler held the baby with such discomfort, and watched the Jersey girl rush into the room with her kit, and for Lindsay to ask her something. "Can you do my makeup for me?"
Anne Maria smiled "No problem hun. You are gonna need to pay me though.", as she started applying makeup on her.
The baby was really close to falling out of Tyler (who does not know how to hold a baby)'s hands, as it cried louder and louder "Oh my goodness. I don't know what to do. This SUUUCCKKSSS.", as the baby threw up on him.
Brick and Jo are struggling with their baby as well , and there was a clear amount of tension between the couple, as Jo yelled at the baby "LISTEN BABY. I am TIRED of your WHINING AND YELLING. STOP.", as she slapped it, only causing the baby to scream more, and for her boyfriend to glare at her.
"You cannot hit the baby Jo. That is abuse." He lectured, as he pulled her away from the baby, only for her to push him.
She could not believe what he accused her. "Are you out of your mind? I only slapped it on it's hand. It is NOT abuse, but discipline. This coming from the guy who spent all his childhood in military school."
He was still a bit angry as he took the baby, and cooed it in his arms. "Look at the cutie patootie. She has your eyes Jo."
She studied the baby for a bit, and could not help but smile. "She has your face structure and hair. I am sure Lightning and I's baby is...uh...gonna look more like me and be an athletic god/goddess."
"What are you even gonna do with the entire baby situation. You are pregnant, and that is a serious responsibility? I have no issue raising another man's child."
Jo was actually touched by her man's courage and decency, she assured him "Listen. There is no need for that. It is not what it seems like. The best Lightning could do is give me some child support, like he gives that gold digger an allowance."
Brick spoke in his confessional. "Jo is...different than what she was a few years ago. I do not recall her ever caring about money. The more days I spend here, it is like she is using me for a pawn, and Brick is too large and in charge to be a pawn. There are some things that need to be commanded in our relationship."
The couples entered the board room with their babies, but Alejandro and Heather, who did not bother to bring their baby with them, which made Josh scowl. "Why is your child not with you Alejandro and Heather. You have to watch over the baby for a day."
"We are not doing the activity because we are not going to have a baby." She simply told him.
Alejandro went further to explain "Heather and I do not like partaking in pointless activities, because it is wasting precioso time that could be going into something else. We have decided to not have children, and we thought that this charity is supposed to benefit our specific needs.", as he gave Josh his charming smile, which only made the older man glare at them.
"It is clear that Al and Hanna do not care about being here. Can't you kick them out and send them home?" The dim-wit suggested in annoyance.
Josh's anger was definitely boiling, but he knew he had to remain calm. "I am definitely considering it. Anyways, today's discussion will be about children. They do have an affect on marriages, whether you have them or decide not to have them. I want to hear your opinions about having children and what not. Dawn and Scott."
The farmer easily spoke. "I already have a child with Courtney, and I am a good father; when he is with me. This shared custody thing is a pain in the ass, and it don't help when your baby mama is slandering yours and your wife's parenting skills. I would retaliate, but Duncan already slandered her parenting skills. I have to say, Dawn is a good mother and we have thought bout having little Scotts running around."
Alejandro muttered to his wife "And thank The Lord for that. The world does not need any more country bumpkins from...them.", causing them to both laugh, as everyone looked at them.
Scott complained in his confessional. "Not only is Dawn annoying me, but the Justin ripoff and his tramp are trynna piss me off. If I knew I had to deal with this, I would have never came."
"And since Scott revealed that his ex-lover's newborn might be his, we would have to take care of them too. I love my stepson, and he is interested in my beliefs. Holding him, and tucking him into bed is nice, and I can tell it warms my husband with the bond his child and I have." She spoke before saying sadly. "But when it comes for us to have sex to consummate a child, it is a huge deal to him, and to be honest, it makes me feel unwanted."
Josh's eyebrows lifted as he clarified. "So what are you trying to say? Scott in general does not want to have sex with you, or that he just does not want to have a child with you."
Scott did not like being painted as the bad guy, and sick of the way Dawn is making things look. "Dawn is trynna make herself look like the damn angel again. She does not WANT to have sex or have a baby because we are separated, and because we would argue about the religion of the baby. Stop trynna be a Mary Sue pixie."
"Well, that is one of the MANY issues of Scott and Dawn." Poked Heather, as she laughed and everyone looked at her.
Josh could not help but grin at Heather and Alejandro. "So, AleHeather, what is your issue with children? I know that there were many reports that you two were pregnant over the years. Too many abortions, as your vagina is fried up? Alejandro got a vasectomy so he would not have to lay for child support? Both have STDS, which would not be suprising. What is it?"
"It is clear that they only said they were having babies all in the mags those years so they could have free publicity." Added Jo.
The Asian woman glared at her. "Shut the hell up Joseph. It is nice that you all have such a low opinion of us, but Alejandro and I just do not want to have children. Why? Because we are both successful. Alejandro is "The Sex Doctor" and author, and I am a Journalist and Model. We are building our empire."
"That is some bullshit if I ever heard any Heather. I see right through yours and Alejandro's act, and if you are here for the RIGHT REASONS, you will be forced to be honest to work through your issues. You two are so unauthentic in front of everyone. You are failing with trying to pull one over on ME, and EVERYONE ELSE HERE. Stop with the damn phoniness, or you two can leave." The therapist ranted, as he moved it to another couple. "Brick and Jo."
The pale man revealed, "Well, I want children. 5 children to be exact. Look at this child?" as he picked up the baby that looked like him and Jo. "We make some cute babies. My mama wants a bunch of grandchildren, and for my woman to stay at home. I will love Jo and Lightning's child too."
Josh grinned in glee "Well, about that...", as he took out a bunch of papers. "Well, as you all know, on the first day, you all took a bunch of health tests, and I have some interesting news for Jo and Lightning. You two are NOT pregnant."
Everyone looked at Jo, whose eyes were nervous and frantic, as she twiddled her fingers, and Lightning looked relieved. "Why is everyone looking at me. I probably got a miscarriage then. Holy shit."
"You told me yesterday that you were pregnant. Why would you say that when you thought you had a miscarriage on the first day, which is why you said that the test revealed you were not pregnant. What are you trying to do Jo?" Asked her boyfriend.
Anne Maria rolled her eyes in annoyance. "It is CLEAR that she was trynna play Lightning, so she could get money. She wanted to pull your strings and his strings. Bitch wants the money MY MAN worked hard for. Des-fucking-picable."
She was getting really sick of the jersey girl, and slammed her hands on the table. "Really? You GOT WITH Lightning because you tried to pin your baby on him. You are the BIGGEST gold digger here on the entire show."
"Jo is really embarrassing me, and I have had it. Not only is she flirting with Lightning, keeps on dropping bombs on me, and treating me like crap for everyone to see. This atmosphere is stressing me out. Jo needs to be set straight." The military man spat in his confessional.
Josh needed to change the discussion. "While I would LOVE to see a verbal showdown, I will leave you two argue about it afterwards. Lindsay and Tyler, I have heard that you two have had trouble with children. Do you two still want to have children after that?"
Alejandro was confused. "What do you mean? Like a miscarriage?"
The word made Lindsay shiver "I...I do want to have children, but...but my he...health says I...it is too painful to talk about.", as she started to cry.
"Lindsay should have taken care of herself better. These women like to cry about not having babies, but it is their fault. Take care of your vaginas and your babies. Stop being little babies, and take care of the stuff in you. Don't nobody have time for that. Fix yourself and it is clearly you that has issues.", ranted Lightning, having no sensitivity to the issue, and causing many to grow disgusted with him.
Tyler wrapped his arm around his girlfriend protectively, as he lashed out. "SHUT the hell up Lightning. Your side piece girlfriend had a miscarriage, so it is SHOCKING that you have NO sensitivity to the issue. You are disgusting."
"I...I just do not want to talk about it." The blonde whimpered, as more tears came out.
Josh wanted to revert it to Tyler. "So Tyler, how do you feel about this miscarriage situation? Did it have an impact on the interest you have of having children? Does it make you disappointed with you or Lindsay? How did your family react to the idea of you having children?"
"I could do with or without children, but Lindsay wants them, so I support the idea. Our families lashed out at one another because of the issue with us creating babies, and it ruined our relationship."
Tyler spoke in the confessional. "I could see Lindsay's disappointment as we were forced to discuss it, and everyone else was not making it easier on my Linds. We both have been stressed out by everyone these 4 days, and us having to discuss that the miscarriage is the reason why we initially divorced our somewhat arranged marriage is traumatic for both of us."
Heather rolled her eyes in Lindsay's "Sympathy act". "I really do not buy that she is like this because of a miscarriage and the story Tyler and Lindsay are saying. I remember in the magazines my company published is that Lindsiot was fucking around, got pregnant, and argued with Tyler over not wanting to abort the baby. Her family and his argued about it, and Lindsay decided to abort it. She feels bad because she killed her baby."
It was too much for Lindsay, and she got up from the insensitivity and the judgement "You all are so mean.", before running out of the room.
"You people are awful, and Lightning and Heather, fuck you." He flipped off before he ran after her.
They could still hear Lindsay's crying from in the room, and Tyler trying to ease her. "Anyways, since Rudolph and I are last, children has never really came up. Probably because I already have 7 year old. I never imagined to be 23 and have a first grader. My body is still recovering from it. My cooch has never fully been the same. I have no issue having more children...when I am 30, and my partying days are done, but with the crap Rudolph over here is pulling off, that will NEVA happen." The italian ROTI girl bitterly explained, causing Lightning to roll his eyes.
"I told you never to call me that woman. Lightning ain't got no problem with children. Giovanni is like a little son, but it does sha-suck that Jo lost an offspring football son of Lightning. Anne Maria and Lightning ain't even in a full on relationship." He said before he went to playing with the baby. "Sha-baby is the sha-best. Buuugiiii woooo."
She rolled her eyes. "That is REALLY great to know Lightning. Keep saying that you ain't with me, though you are living in MY house, and telling me that you want all of DIS as a wife. Whatever. I have to say, Mike gave me a good looking italian child though. But what I will say is that Lightning is a good father."
Josh was still interested in a certain situation. "So, how is the child custody case going with Mike?"
Lightning used the baby to speak to the therapist. "Tell the Sha-THerapist that Lightning is a better father than that Pencil looking dude. Mommy had a bad taste in men, but you know, when you go black, you never go back."
Anne Maria rolled her eyes. "Mike ain't never seeing this child. He only claimed it when he got outed last season and got blasted in the public. Lightning is his father, not Mike. He can give the child support, but otherwise, fuck Mike. "
Jo shook her head in the confessional. "So you let Vito fuck you, and to give you money, but you will not let him see his child? The typical, gold digging whore."
Scott entered the office in angst, where Josh is grinning at him in excitement. "Uhhhh, I thought you were a happily married, straight man. Why are you looking at me like that?"
"Because I know I am gonna get a lot of dirt from you, that is why." He told the young man, as Scott sat down in front of him. "So, how does your family react to Dawn, and how did they react to Courtney?"
"Well, they don't like either to be very honest. They think Courtney is an uppity, snobby city folk, and they don't like that Dawn is a witch and trying to get me to be a witch with her, and I ain't about that. I have seen some of her stuff, and it is fucking scary as hell. But with the stuff that happened with Dawn the past 2-3 years, they would prefer Courtney for sure, but my family does have a bad taste in lovers as well." He explained.
He was writing some notes from what Scott was saying. "So, it seems like your family does not have a big aspect on your decision making. I remember you saying in your ROTI interviews, and you said that you like causing drama and chaos among-st others, and since you are involved in this affair, triangle situation, are you torturing Dawn and/or Courtney? You seem to have a lot of anger towards both of them."
The redhead chuckled a bit, as he had to admit that it is kind of the truth "Kind of, yeah. Those two women has hurt me in the most imaginable way possible. Not only did Courtney use me, but she deprived me of my child and slandered me through the press, and treat me like shit. Dawn likes to act like this innocent, sweet person, but that is NOT who she is. I only cheated on her because she slept with Brick.", making Josh gasp.
"Dawn slept with Brick? What happened around there?"
"Well, we were arguing, a lot. About her religion, my family, Courtney, my child, anything you can imagine. Things got so toxic with us, and we both needed a break. The thing I hate about Dawn is that she likes to tell me that she knows everything about me because she has powers, and that she knows what I am gonna do before I do, and before I actually do it. Do you know how screwed up that is? She makes it seem like she is the almighty God, and I am just a normal person. I know ME BEST. Things almost got physical, and then I threatened to break up with her, and she went with...Brick"
Josh's eyes were popped out in his confessional. "Oh dang. I never knew this cast slept around with one another so much. I can definitely tell that there is some control issues, some trust issues, and some religious issues going on with these 2. They are going to be very challenging to work through."
Brick is with Dawn, who is nurturing her doll with a song. "Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are! Up above a world so high, like a diamond in the sky. Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are. You are Scott and I's little twinkle star, as you light up our lives with joy and brightness."
"You are such a good mother Dawn. Scott is very lucky to have someone like you, because it is hard to put up with someone like him." He told her. He saw Jo walk by with Lightning, who was shrugging off, and he walked to his girlfriend. "Joanna, we need to speak."
"I told you to NEVER call me that Brick-less. What the hell than you want to discuss now? I need to speak with Lightning." She complained, where the jock only walked off.
Brick grabbed her arm, and dragged her into the hallway. "You need to STOP with all of this crap you are doing. You are embarrassing me with the way you are flirting up with that man. Why in the HELL would you lie to me about not being pregnant, after you shocked me on international television that you had his baby? That is such a shameful thing to do."
She pushed his hands off her, as she tried to walk away. "I tried to tell you, but you would not listen. And it is NONE of your damn business anyways. Stop acting like a prissy bitch and whining all the damn time."
He was really getting annoyed with her insults, and grabbed her again. "Stop being so cold hearted for once, and listen to what I have to say. What was your purpose in faking a pregnancy? What was your purpose in coming here if all you were going to do is embarrass me and to praise Lightning. Do you want to be with him? I am a tool to you, so you can fuck with Lightning, am I?"
"Where is ALL OF THIS anger coming from Brick? What the HELL are you even talking about?" Growled Jo. She was seriously confused where Brick is getting all of this from, and why he is acting more aggressive than ever. She has never seen him like this, and it is weird.
"I was told that you are GLAD that Lightning could have been the father to your baby instead of me, and that you want to be with him and dump me. Caressing him in the hot tub, complimenting his body, getting overly close with him, and that things are easier with him. You did not do that on the hot tub 2 days ago?". Just as he said that, people started to approach them and watch, causing the jockette to get even more nervous.
As soon as she saw Heather, she knew where Brick got all of this from, and walked to her angrily. "YOU. YOU were the one that told all of that crap on Brick, RIGHT?"
The queen bee flipped her hair, as she waved her fingers. "This has nothing to do with me Jo. This is all you."
Jo was shocked in her confessional. "Wow. I realized that I can not trust anyone in this house. Brick is THAT gullible and dumb to believe someone like HEATHER over his girlfriend. WOW. He has been chirping at me and attacking me for little to no reason. I did NOT cheat on him with Lightning, and I would NOT be here if I did not want Brick. He is such a fucking idiot."
She only got more angered as everyone nodded her head at her. "You know WHY I spoke to Lightning about you? You wanna know why? Because LIKE A JEALOUS BITCH, you went ON AND ON about Lightning and worrying about him. Why do you care SO MUCH about what I did when we broke up, when you REFUSE to tell me what YOU were doing when WE broke up? I had a man from the MILITARY call me about wanting you to hook up with him, but I NEVER INDULGED IN IT."
"Your morals are SO OFF at the moment Joanna. I cannot believe you called me a bitch. That is the equivalent of calling a woman a butch." He seethed angrily.
"Which your mother has called me COUNTLESS TIMES, and you sit there and do NOTHING, like a LITTLE BITCHASS. PLEASE tell me and everyone what YOU did and who YOU fucked when we were not together, since it is okay for MY laundry to be aired out by a bunch of tramps who cannot put on clothes." Referring to Heather and Anne Maria.
As soon as his mother was brought up, he pointed at her. "Do not bring my mother into this. You are just proving more and more that I am nothing but a pawn. What part of that do you not understand Jo. The issue is not what I did. It is about what you did."
She was only getting more and more hurt, but her hurt always turns into a defensive mode "It is ALWAYS JO. Jo is ALWAYS the bad one, because Brick is SUCH a holy person. What bullshit that is. Do I NEED to remind you why we broke up in the first place? You LEFT FOR THE MILITARY WITHOUT telling me, and this all happened when I TRULY LOST OUR BABY. I am NOT SORRY that I cannot trust you after that experience, and all of the shit your mother put into your head. So YES, things HAVE BEEN easier with Lightning, but THAT IS NOT WHY I AM HERE.", before punching a wall and walking off.
Heather and Alejandro entered Josh's office, where the therapist glared at them. "Joshua, I am baffled that you do not know that stress ages you, and envy is such an ugly thing." Assured Alejandro.
"I see right through you two, and it angers me that you two do not take this Couples Therapy seriously at all. I have observed you two try to expose everyone else's dirty laundry, so you can come clean, but when you are asked a question, you quickly close it off. It is a slap in the face to me."
Heather snided. "I thought Blaineley did that enough. I thought that it is a GOOD thing that we are the most functional relationship here."
Josh nodded his head. "No, that is not the thing. I went to look into some public records, and you two ARE suffering financially. Two of your companies closed down, and another one is in a business bankruptcy. Apparently you two have bounced a bunch of bounced checks, and one of your homes are in foreclosure."
They both looked at one another in embarrassment of this being out. "It...It is not as bad as it seems, alright?"
"But it is Heather. You two have down some of the most disgusting things I have ever seen. You two have made SO MANY decisions to sabotage Leshawna, Harold, Geoff and Bridgette, and to put on this fake extravagant lifestyle. You two are so evil that you fuck with other people." The therapist lashed out. "Who is to blame?"
The couple held one another's hands, as they refused to say anything. Josh sat there in silence for a moment, before he brought up. "Heather. I am SURE you are not happy with all the females that flirt with him and send him naked photos on Instagram and Twitter, and him being called the "Sex Doctor"; touching all of those females. He could very well be cheating on you."
Heather started to flinch, but covered up her annoyance. "Alejandro and I are a rock. He knows he can never do better than I."
"All I am saying is that if you two do not take this seriously, and seriously soon, you two WILL be out of here, with NO PAYCHECK, which I know is the REAL REASON why you two are here." The grating man not threatened, but assured them in a dark tone.
