A/N: Ok, minna, maybe 'soon' is 'not that soon' but…Aww, never mind. Here's the next chapter. Forget what I just said.
Disclaimers and font thingy still applies.
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Everyone looked at themselves. Pointed ears, whiskers, paws, tail…yup. They've been turned into cats. A blue and red tomcat stepped forward. "Everyone, identify yourselves."
"Why am I a squishy?!" The black tomcat, Ironhide, exclaimed.
Silence.
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Ichigo could not stand this anymore. Things just got weirder and weirder. Heck, all he merely wanted is to stroll with Rukia. Is that too much to ask?! And now he has been turned into a cat. Great. Just his day! Not.
He watched the rest identify themselves, then all of a sudden, all eyes turned to him. Wait, what's wrong? Did he have a flea in his ea- oh! It was his turn.
"Erm, hi everyone, nice to meet you. I'm Kurosaki Ichigo. NOW CAN ANYONE FREAKING TELL ME WHAT THE HECK IS HAPPENING?! AND, WHERE RUKIA IS?!"
A completely white cat stepped out and meowed (yes, meowed), "Ichigo? I'm here."
"Oh thank god!" Instincts took over as he dashed towards Neko Rukia and buried his muzzle in her flank. "I thought you were gone!"
If cats could blush, that's what the both of them would have done now.
"Ahem! Sorry to interrupt you lovecats, but could we carry on with what we were doing?" Optimus yowled.
If cats could blush EVEN more, that's what Ichigo and Rukia would have done now.
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Firestar said, "I'm Firestar," and he started rambling on about everything that had happened in Thunderclan. Though he usually does not let enemies know what had happened in his clan, he felt that this erm, beings, were not enemies and would probably help him. When he had finished, there was a sea of question marks on everyone's (except his and Berrypaw's) heads. He then apologized on behalf of the clan. Then, Berrypaw stepped forward and introduced himself. Firestar pushed him aside and spoke in his bossy voice, after hauling himself up on a box in the alley, "Alright. Fellow…beings," he stared in disgust at the twoleg-cats and monster-cats, "we need to start searching for our…fellow cats lost in the tornado." Berrypaw nodded, "Though I am only an apprentice, I understand the importance of unity and…" blah blah blah etcetera etcetera. (Yeah, just go read Warriors. If I start explaining here, it'll take up a LOT of time, energy and space.)
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By the time both Firestar and Berrypaw were finished with their (long and boring) speeches, everyone else had fallen asleep (except Optimus, who himself gave long speeches). Firestar and Berrypaw sweatdropped (if it were possible). "So, ah, how are we supposed to find your Thunder-whatever cats again?" Optimus asked.
"Go wake up your troops already!" Firestar growled in annoyance. Reluctantly, Optimus cleared his throat and shouted (actually, 'yowled' is more appropriate here), "MEN! Get your slaggin' afts off your stinking recharge berths and assemble for morning drill with Magnus or you'll be in the waste excretor units cleaning it with your own cleaning cloths!" All the bots-turned-cats (Need a guide? Yellow - Bumblebee, silver - Jazz, black - Ironhide, puke green - Ratchet) immediately got up and stood (on four paws, of course) at attention (don't ask…). Firestar and Berrypaw stared in amazement. "Wow, gotta try something like that on my warriors someday…" Firestar murmured.
Berrypaw immediately hid behind the box that Firestar was standing on.
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Ichigo was having a nice dream. He dreamt that he and Rukia were having a nice stroll in the park (as human/shinigami/representative shinigami etc.). They had just sat down on a bench, taking a rest after their long long (not to mention peaceful, with the occasional bugging from Rukia) stroll. He didn't know what had gotten into him, but all of a sudden, he found Rukia's lips soft, warm and inviting. Hormones (wow, he actually has them) took over and he found himself bending down towards Rukia, their lips just inches apart, when suddenly…
"MEN! Get your slaggin' afts off your stinking recharge berths and assemble for morning drill with Magnus or you'll be in the waste excretor units cleaning it with your own cleaning cloths!"
Great. His beautiful dream, POOF! Shattered. And he was so close, so close!
He swore he would get Optimus back for this.
"Ichigo, are you alright?" Rukia! He looked up. Yes, she still looks so beautiful, though she's a cat…Ok, in the body of a cat. Wait! Beautiful?! Erase, erase! For God's sake, she's a midget…small cat! How could he find midgets…or small cats…beautiful…or the equivalent of beautiful in cat langu-
"I said, are you alright?!" Oh. Not a very nice tone.
"Yeah, I am. Sorry, just got sort of…distracted." He got up and stretched. "Any idea what's going to happen?"
"Not really. But I know we have to help the poor cute nekos…The poor cute Thunderclan cats. Though they eat rabbits." Rukia replied.
"And how are we gonna do that? And how will we finally get back into our own bodies?!"
"Hey! Don't shout…yell…meow very loudly at me! I have no idea too!"
"Sorry…" Sigh. Though he didn't want to help the 'poor cute Thunderclan cats', he decided to do it just to make his angel happy.
Wait. Since when did midgets- ahem! Small cats become angels?! HIS angel?!
And did he just apologized to Rukia?!
Great. The world just gets weirder and weirder with each passing second.
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A/N: Ta da! Done! Wowzers! This fic just gets longer and longer with each increasing chapter (Lol). Yeah. Sorta IchiRuki fluff there. SORTA. I'm an IchiRuki fan. Don't like it, don't read it. It takes lesser energy to press the back or 'x' button than type a whole flame. Though if you really did type a flame, I couldn't care less.
I told Ka-chan that there is no such thing as a 'puke green cat', but she didn't want to change it. Actually, it's more like I forgot what she said exactly, but whatever it was that she said, she didn't change it.