Teach Us! Sieghart Sensei! Chapter 4!
Ryota: I'm in the 4th chapter already? Sweet! I must be realllly into this.
Sieghart: Or you just have nothing to do every week (peh) what a person with so many blank spaces in his life.
Ryota: Shut the hell up Sieghart , I'm about to make some grand announcements and thank yous….at the end of the chapter. So without further ado I shall make Elesis of all people do the Disclaimer!
Elesis: Huh, wha? (Looks at sign off screen)-In robot like voice- Ryota-does-not-own-Grand-Chase-and-Gintama-content-how-ever-he-does-own-the-wondering-of-the-chapters-not-being-Gintama-like-any-more. What the hell? That doesn't make any se-(screen goes to chapter)
Teach Us! Sieghart Sensei! Chapter 4: The major changes…
Re-cap!
Mari: Please refrain from touching 99.9999997% of all rapes begin with a touch to the arm.
Sieghart: is in the Janitor's closet
Dio: is in the Janitor's closet
Sieghart: is taken out of the janitor's closet
Ley: Murdered bunches of students trying to touch her
Arme: Ran away crying
Sieghart: Punished the Class
Jin: Ryan's head is bleeding like hell! Someone heeeelp!
Ryan: is bleeding on floor
Mari: Heals Ryan
Rufus: is a Sadist
Duel: is a Janitor that lost his precious Eclipse
Zero: is a threatened student by the Janitor that lost his "precious Grandark"
Duel & Zero: Scream
Rufus: is a Sadist
Rufus: is a SADIST
Got caught up with everything? Good! I don't really care if you don't because this is a new chapter!
Sieghart Sensei entered room GC-17 with some MOAR SURPIRISING NEWS! I wonder what could it be? School being cancelled? Another war between students? Duel finally showing his true colors as a pedophile?
"Haaai, today we have new students…again…two of them…..keep them sane" Sieghart Sensei said as he chewed on a Krakos Claw.
Oh….
And IN ENTERED…. A young girl with long white hair and purple eyes in a school uniform and red & black boots, following her is a young spiky green haired boy with some kind of headband that has 2 sharp ends on it in his hair, along with a black half-jacket that has a large round sphere embedded in the back.
"May I introduce our 2 new students, Eclipse and Gran," Sieghart Sensei said.
"He-hello every body I-I'm E-Eclipse" Eclipse stuttered looking down with a blush.
" Oi, Clipsy, why the hell are you stuttering?" Gran asked.
"Shu-Shut up Gran! I'm not used to being around people with this body! It's gonna take some getting used to!" Eclipse whispered back.
"Whatever.." Gran said as he touched Eclipse's butt.
*SLAP*
Was the sound that reverbrated throughout the Atti-I mean Classroom, as Eclipse slapped Gran, and Gran crashing into the board creating a large whole in the board. Everybody stared(except Zero, cause' you know…he's blind).
"We've got another one" Jin whispered to Ryan. Ryan nodded.
"Ow, ouch, ouch, ouch, I get it, I get it, you're sensitive to the touch Clipsy." Gran said getting out of the hole.
Eclipse just blushed and sat down in the nearest empty seat.
Zero then, finally registering the presence of the two new students yelled "GRAAAAAN!" then pounced onto Gran hugging him.
"I've missed yooooouuuu! I didn't have anyone to talk to but Duel's constant nagging conversation for the past day!" Zero said with tears coming out from his blindfold. "And...Wait…you're….different" Zero said feeling Gran's head and arms. "Your aura's the same, but your body…." Then realization sunk in.
"YOU'RE DEMON NOW?!" Zero exclaimed.
Sieghart Sensei walked over to Zero and Gran. "Now, now boys, we have no time in class to ponder about your current romantic relationship with each other in class." Sieghart Sensei said.
"WE'RE NOT IN THAT KIND OF A RELATIONSHIP!" Gran yelled. "My heart belongs to Eclipse(Eclipse looked down and twiddled her thumbs while smoke balls flowed from her head and her spicy red face), well it was when I was a sword at least." Gran finished.
Eclipse looked up, then away.
"Oh yeah! Here Zero, you can have the shell of me I used to have." Gran said, throwing the Grandark Sword at Zero."
"Ah, uh thanks" Zero replied.
Suddenly Duel burst through the door of GC-17 and charged straight at Eclipse, knocking her down.
"EEEEEECLIIIIIPSSSSEEE! I'VE MISSED YOU SOOOO MUCH!" He screamed, then he blinked as he saw her. "You're…different." He said.
He was then kicked out of the class for apparently "showing his true colors of being a pedophile".
Zero sighed.
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" So then I was all like, like hell! I'll beat the crap out of you! Then I beat the crap out of him." Gran said to Zero in the cafeteria.
"Mmhmm, oh hey look Gran," Zero said pointing at the approaching Eclipse.
"S-Sorry, can I s-sit here? T-there's some v-very violent girls over there trying to m-make me sit with t-them" she stuttered.
"Sure, sure." Zero said 'How're you adapting?"
"Doing quite f-fine I t-think, t-though I c-can't s-stop s-stut-ttering." She said.
"I'll fix that in a jiffy" Zero said, then he opened the door to the newly-refurnished 4th wall.
"Yo, Author, could you make Eclipse stop stuttering?" Zero asked the Author.
"Errr….maybe? What're you gonna pay up?" The Author asked.
"Make Gran try to flirt with girls and get beaten in the process, there's an idea for the next scene" Zero replied.
"Oh, great idea! Kay'! Eclipse shall no longer stutter!" The Author announced.
"Thanks" Zero said then re-entered the cafeteria. "Try your voice Eclipse."
" Um, okay? Testing testing 1,2,8, Oh! It works!" Eclipse said.
"Greeaaat" Gran said chewing on a corndog. "Hey, Zero let me show you a few tricks to pick up chicks." Gran whispered to Zero.
"Hey Eclipse! Looking nice in that school suit today!" Gran said to Eclipse.
"Really?" Eclipse asked. "I think it looks kind of…weird on me"
"No! No! It looks perfect on you! Like the cuteness of a new-born puppy!" Gran said
That day, a new plant called "Grandark" was planted in the school gardens while a blushing Eclipse ran away from the school gardens.
Gran dug himself out of the hole while Zero helped pull him out.
"Was that a successful way to "pick up chicks"?" Zero asked.
"Yeah, it's called the "Let the girl feel more superior method"!" Gran replied.
"Mm…hmm" Zero replied.
"Oh look, here comes another girl! Watch and learn Zeroo!" Gran said to Zero.
Gran walked over to the white haired girl with a slight tan and cerulean eyes very confidently.
"Hmm, hmm, hmm hm, I wuv Sieghart Sensei, hmm hmm hmm hm." The young girl hummed to herself. Wha? A Sieghart-Sensei fangirl? That's abnormal.
Gran walked over to her, waved and said
"Hey baby, come with me and I'll show you a time you'll never forget." Gran said to her.
"Don't get cocky punk, I'll never come along with you." The girl, now identified as Rin, growled.
"RIIIN!" a young silvered haired boy with blood red eyes yelled, running over. "I'LL SAAVE YOU!" and kicked Gran back into his spot in the school gardens. "AND DON'T COME BACK!" the young man, now identified as Asin yelled at him.
"Was that alright to do?" Zero asked Gran. Gran got out of the hole.
"No" he said.
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Ronan, Jin, and Sieghart were sitting at the front of the school, sucking on a jell-o straw bag.
"We haven't been paid for being here in awhile…." Ronan said
"Author said we're on a budget" Jin said.
"Meh, the school doesn't even pay me for what I do," Sieghart Sensei said as he sucked of the straw with all his might, causing him to choke from loss of air.
"What can be a good way for us to make money?" Ronan asked.
"Yeah, one that can show off our good looks" Jin said
"Mm one that we can have fun at and bring girls right into our palms" Sieghart said.
They thought, and thought, and thought, and thought.
Then a Slime of a lightbulb popped through each of their heads.
"A HOST CLUB!" all three of them said in unison.
Ryota: And that was the end of chapter 4! With the entrance of Gran and Eclipse's demon form! Oh for those who don't know what a Host Club is it's a… pretty much a fancy restaurant/ club/bar/ where men in fancy tuxes or suits serve people food and drinks while pretty much sitting, eating, and talking with them. Hence the term" Host".
Sieghart: Yeah! We're gonna make big business!
Jin: (nods)
Ronan: Yippee!
Ryota: As for the big announcements, we're gonna start the official "Sieghart Sensei Answers your Questions and Comments!" If you have questions or just want Sieghart to reply to your review, just say SIIIIIIIIIIIIEGGGGG-SENSEI! After your review and on the occasional "Sieghart Sensei Answers your Questions and Comments!" chapter, your review might be chosen! And I would like to thank all the current people who have reviewed! Specially' Fasanation Rose for reviewing every chapter so far! You shall get a truckload of cookies that has cost ¾ of my all my GP!
This is the end! Review, Fav, or Follow if you want to! Because next chapter is the Boy's Host Club chapter, lots of randomness should happen there!