Hey everyone! I'm sorry if this story is too mushy, personallyI can't stand it right now but I figure I might as well get it over with. The next person will be better, I hope. Voting has commenced, so vote for whoever you want the next set to be on, joke dates excepted, just keep it to the girls already given.

(Link's Note/thought)

Author's Note/thought

Chapter 4, Saria Day 2

"You better wake up or the rest of the week will be gone." Saria nudged me but I groaned and rolled over, still too exhausted to get up. "Fine," She said in a huff, "have it your way.

"OH NO, GANONDORF HAS COME BACK AND IS BURNING DOWN THE WHOLE FOREST!"

"Damn it Ganondorf, why can't you stay dead." I yelled as I jumped out of bed and pulled the Master Sword out of its sheath. I saw Saria fall and ran to her. "Saria, are you-" I was cut off by her loud laughs. I instantaneously knew what had happened. A Gannon joke.

"Oh my Goddesses, you should have seen the look on your face." She squealed as I picked her up.

"Teach you to play a Ganon joke on me." At that she started to howl.

"You put me down this instant Link before…before…" She stuttered and I knew I had her.

"You'll do what? Kick me out? Pull another Ganon joke? Or maybe-"

"I won't let you have the breakfast I made you." I could have drooled, Saria made the best food.

"Foooood," I said like a zombie, and let go of Saria. Instantly, I grabbed Saria from the air right before she touched the ground. I lifted her back up and sat her down the bed. Our faces were just barely apart when Saria brought herself the last inch and we kissed deeply. After a few minutes I pulled back, "Food?" I whimpered, and Saria laughed before pulling my lips to hers.

"Aw… see now I'm really hungry." I complained before kissing her again. We got dressed and took the long cold food into the Lost Woods for a picnic.

"Here, I'll light the fire, see if we can't heat some of this up." I gathered some dead wood and shot a fire arrow at it. Just as I sat down a gust of wind blew it out. Many fire arrows later Saria was giggling at my obvious frustration. "Saria stand back. DIN'S FIRE!" The globe of fire grew and started the fire.

"I'm sorry I will be right back, I need to find some magic, and I am all out." She nodded and I walked through the woods, cutting any grass for magic, when I heard voices.

"Rieal, I have missed you. I'm sorry-" Navi was cut off by Rieal.

"Never mind that, it is just wonderful to have you home" he soothed and flew next to her. Goddesses, had I reduced myself to spying on fairies? I was about to leave when they lowered themselves onto a fallen log and their glows faded away. I gasped as I saw Navi's true form. She was extremely small, smaller than in her light form, and her skin had a slight pinkish tint to it, red tattoos, and her hair was long and red. Rieal has a greenish tint to his skin with green tattoos and short green hair.

Suddenly I felt the presence of someone behind me. I pulled out the Korki Sword and put it to the intruder's throat. I pulled the short sword from Saria and motioned for her to be quiet. We walked back an opening and I told her, "I am really sorry, I did not mean to, I just kind of…" I let my words trail off before explaining what I had seen. It was a great disrespect to see the true form of another's fairy if you were not married to that person.

It was silent for a few moments before she spoke again. "Well then I will just have to have a look myself."

Both of us went back and saw the two still on the log, Navi was leaning on Rieal, then he bent over and kissed her. We both went back to the fire and silently ate.

"Is there a reason why you two are not talking" Navi and Rieal were back in their light forms and flew back to us.

"Then again they weren't talking that much before in bed," Rieal slyly commented. I looked away from Saria, praying that the heat in my cheeks was not a blush. Apparently it was because then Navi screamed it to all of Hyrule that the Hero of Time was blushing over the fact he slept with the Sage of the Forest. Or at least that I had slept, and then I stuffed her into a bottle. Rieal became so enraged that I was forced to let her go or continue to be hit with stones and insults by him.

"So what were you two doing while we were busy?" Saria questioned with a grin. After that both fairies kept their mouth shut.

It started to grow dark when Navi decided to retell my whole adventure. I noticed that as the story continued to unfold more and more Korki and Stalchildren those things like the imp in Majora's Mask, I forgot their name listened in. It seemed as if the whole woods were gasping at the bosses and awing at my feats. I could have sworn I even saw Mido in the background. By the time she reached the part of the Forest Temple, the listeners stopped bothering to hide themselves.

"…And Ganondorf changed into this horrific monster, almost as large as the Great Deku Tree. Link fought hard and finally killed Ganon, and the world was freed from his evil might. The End!" The group clapped and left the dying fire.

"Wow Link, you have grown quite a lot in those few years." She smiled as I used an ice arrow to put out the fire. I put my arm around her waist as we exited the woods.

"I bet you would love to see your new house Link." She steered me to where my old house was.

It seemed to have grown wider and taller in the seven years I had been gone, and when I entered I gasped. The inside was perfect for me. Everything was larger to accommodate my size. I walked up the set of spiraling stairs to a workout room and my bedroom. Back downstairs I found a hole where the cow I won from Malon was kept.

"I hope you like it. It was the least the forest could do for how you saved it." Saria was standing by the door looking at her shoes as if in shame. "I suppose I should go now huh." She turned to leave before I stopped her.

"Only if you want to." I whispered, holding her tight.