(Thanks to Ultron-5 for the idea!)
After a prank one too many Lisa finally has enough and gets a restaining order on Bart eventually forcing the young boy to live outside, but What If Bart ran away and became a movie star?
It has been 35 years since I last saw my family, and honestly I'm glad. Ever since I was born I was abused, my father strangled me whenever he got annoyed, I got bullied at school, and my own sister got a damn restraining order on me for a joke. God I hate her, dumb bitch.
"Dumb bitch? That little bastard called me a bitch!" Yelled Lisa as she read her big brother's autobiography, getting upset and nearly tearing up the book. But she goes back and reads somemore.
She forced me to live in a goddamn tent 200 miles away because of one joke, one joke!
"More like thousands of jokes and stupid pranks!" She once again yelled out before going back to read more.
But on the bright side I finally decided to leave that hellhole and decide to go somewhere I can be loved. Hollywood, yeah I know about the fate of child stars but unlike them I wouldn't be that damn stupid! I left with nothing but the clothes on my back, my shoes on my feet, and a dream in my head. I managed to stowaway myself on a train and rode it all the way to LA. Ah, the city of Angels. Wished I had been born here instead of Springfield, way nicer and many landmarks including the Hollywood sign! But before I could attempt to go to a movie studio, I had to change my look. I swindled some money from some rich guy and went to a barber shop and got a new style. Finally found a studio looking for child actors and I took a chance, it was for an extra in a kids movie about school or something. I can't remember for the life of me what it was called, but after that I was in one of those "based on a true story" type of movies about the Kennedys. I was John Jr. and rarely spoke, I remember having to salute JFK's coffin during his funeral and managed to get it on my first try.
"Whoopee freaking do! Way to go you little shit stain!" She flips through the book seeing if he mentions her or the family again. "Ah here we go! Let's see what the little shit said about me this time!"
As explained before my whole career was started by me leaving my hometown and my awful family (including my bitchy sister Lisa, haven't forgotten Lease.)
She immediately slams down the book and goes to her computer googling where her brother would be doing and finds out he would be signing his book at a convention in Springfield and plans what she'll do to her brother. "The time has come…Bart Simpson will die and I'll finally be rid of him once and for all!" She manically laughs and pulls out a knife from a pin board filled with pictures of Bart which includes a copy of a photo with both of them as little kids. The entire board is spray painted with the word BASTARD.
She finally arrives at the convention and frantically looks for Bart but can't find him until a guy walks into her. "Opps sorry mam." "It's okay, hey have you seen Bart Simpson?" "Who?" "Oh I'm sorry I meant Matt Roosevelt?" Matt Roosevelt being the new name for Bart following his arrival in LA. "Ah he's on the third floor, better hurry he could leave any minute now." She says thanks and quickly runs to an elevator where she bashes the 3 button on the elevator and just barley gets to Bart's line. "Ok these two are the last ones." Bart announces which bums the fans out while Lisa frantically waits for her turn. Finally it's her turn and she stabs Bart in the chest (he saw the knife and got up to avoid it) before she is tackled by Bart's security and is arrested.
"Oh god what happened?" "Well sir it turns out the crazy lady named Lisa Simpson." One of his guards responded with Bart's eyes bugging out and says, "Lisa? Oh goddammit, first was the stupid restraing order and now it's this?" Bart fears that she'll become the new Sideshow Bob and gets the mayor on the phone. "Hey Millhouse, I need a favor from you. "
Lisa's trial ends with her sentenced to death by the electric chair, the only family member who went to the trial and her execution was her father who died the day after. Years later a documentary is made on this with Bart Simpson and Maggie being the only family members who were interviewed.