Author's note- This actually kinda happened... I was innocently sleeping on the sofa in the living room, when started actually (kinda) having a dream (sorta) about some person telling me that clay cleaned the carpet(s) good. When I woke up, there were these vacuum advertising people! Then I pulled the blankets over my head (since they were like, 1 foot away from the sofa) and pretended to be asleep. I'm a pretty/sorta (i dunno) heavy sleeper and he woke me up 'cause he was talking SO loud.
(Tara and Lizzy were still in there cosplay) Deidara was sleeping on the sofa, dreaming of a cup-cake, when all of a sudden, it started talking,"With clay, you can get the carpet to look nice (blah blah blah..)" He awoke suddenly to see two guys talking to Itachi. He swiftly lifted the blanket over his head. They were talking about a 'Tobi Steam Cleaner', NOOS, no more Tobis
"-and it has many attachments" "Itachii- whoa, there's another dude..GET OUTTA MAH HOUSE!" Sasha yelled so loud, that it woke everyone up."But Tobi's a good boy, and was just sleeping in the tea-pot" Tara walked in, still dizzy from sleeping,"There's this dude, and he came out of the lamp and-OH ME GOSH, IT'S A DUDE!" the sales-man kept on talking,"-It's only $80.00 dollars a month-" "NOOS, NOT MONEY!" Kakuzu came running in,"See, that's the dude I was talking about" the sales-man was still talking."You'll never get your hands on me moneys!" "How about-" Kakuzu then pulled out a butcher knife,"GET OUTTA MAH HOUSE!" then he chased him away."But it's my house- hey, Deidara's still asleep!" the blankets shot up-,"I was awake the whole time, un" "Oh me gosh, it's a pupp-" there was a loud ka-BOOM, then the puppy was gone. Two figures stepped out of the smoke,"Oh, Pein's already here" they all turned around to look at the voice that belonged to- Pein? "Pein, you're right there" They all looked stunned as the real Pein and Sasori came."Danna-....'Double Danna Dudes', un!" everyone just stared at him."Noos, I knew this would happen! Were trapped in a place, and Kisame and Zetsu are in the..brussle sprouts!" Pein yelled, then the brussel sprout's exploded,"Yayz, explosions, un!" "I have a challenge. You know how you always say un, try saying ions instead" "Sure...um..un-ions..." "ONIONS?" they all shouted in unision.