Here's chapter 4!
We now see Moe and Snoopy arriving at a parking lot. Snoopy points up to the castle as he says, "Yep. That's Burnsville. See, I told you I could find it."
Moe looks up at and the castle, it was 50 stories high! Moe was quite amazed and says, "So this is Burns castle."
"Mm-hmm. That's the place. Why do you ask?" Snoopy asked Moe.
Moe then turned to Snoopy asking, "Do you think maybe he's compensating for something?"
Moe chuckles at his joke, but he sees that Snoopy isn't laughing, guessing he didn't get the joke. Moe walks on to the castle. Snoopy then runs up to him, "Wait up Moe!"
"Wait for us too!" shouted out a creepy, pretty high-pitched voice (I think any actress can make that voice.).
Moe and Snoopy turn around to see a wolf and an imp running up to them. The wolf was male, had gray fur, blue eyes, and two earrings on each ear, and had a cuff on his front left leg.
The imp was female, and riding on the wolf, had light blue and black skin, orange hair in a ponytail, scarlet eyes, half of a stone helmet on her head and was half the size of Moe.
"What the…" Moe said confused, "Who the hell are you guys?!"
The wolf replied with a Zac Efron like voice, "My name Link, and this impish creature on my back is Midna."
"Why are you two here?" Snoopy asked confused.
"To stop Burns! Duh!" Midna stated with the same voice that called out to Snoopy and Moe (A/N: For Midna's voice, imagine the her high pitched voice from Twilight Princess only this time said in actually words).
"Yeah. This isn't my true form. I'm really human. Midna and I were going to find a special sword to turn my back in my true form. When I was about to touch it, King Burns immediately arrested us," said Link.
Midna face turned angry and muttered, "When I get my hands on that old vulture, I'm gonna shove my hand, up his--"
"Okay! Lets keep on going," Moe said losing his patience.
"By the way, my name's Snoopy. This is Moe," Snoopy said introducing themselves as they walked on.
The four walked up to the admission area, were a guy in a King Burns costume was letting some people in.
The group stepped towards the man, Moe saying, "Excuse me?"
The guy gasps in horror of Moe's ugly face and runs around the velvet rope maze.
"Wait! I just want to…" Moe says the guy, but obviously he wasn't listening.
Moe just sighs and walk directly through the ropes with the three behind him, causing them to fall down. While the guy was running, he didn't look where he was going and ran into a wall. He fell down unconscious. The four passed the man, as they continued on.
Moe, Link, and Midna pass through the rail turning thing. They heard a strange noise in the rail turning thing. They turn around to see Snoopy, having trouble passing it. Snoopy then pushes to hard, causing him to fling to the ground. Moe sighs in annoyance as the group walked on.
The four look around the town of Burnsville. There were Burns shaped balloons, Burns shaped cakes in bakeries, and in the center of town, the colors of cobblestone joined together looks like Burns. Though that wasn't what the group was looking at. They noticed that the town was COMPLETELY empty. The only thing heard was quite shopping music in the background.
"It's quiet," Moe uneasily said.
"Too quiet," Link said suspiciously.
"Where is everyone?" Midna asked.
After a moment of silence, Snoopy say, "Check this out!"
Snoopy runs over to a booth with a lever on it. He pulls the lever, causing festive music to play, and the curtains to opening on the booth, and showing small wooden puppets that look like Burns and they sing.
Puppets: Welcome to Burnsville, such a perfect town
Here we have some rules
Let us lay them down
Don't make waves, stay in line
And we'll get along fine
Burnsville is a perfect place
Please keep off of the grass
Shine your shoes, wipe your...
The puppets bend down. They were about to say the next word. That is until they show their faces as they turned around.
Face
Burnsville is, Burnsville is
Burnsville is a perfect place!
When the song ends, bright flash beams at the group, then a photo comes out. The photo shows the four were completely staggered during the song, with their shocked faces. After a moment of silence, Link says, "That was… interesting."
Midna looked like she about to puke. In disgust, she quietly said, "That was the WORST song that has EVER been heard on this planet."
Moe just said nothing and stood there.
While Snoopy's reaction was quite different, "Wow. Let's do that again!"
Snoopy ran over to the booth again. Moe, Link and Midna hollered, "NO!"
Midna jumps off of Link as her ponytail turned into a giant hand and with it, she immediately snatched Snoopy before he could reach the lever.
"No, No, NO!" Midna screeched as she pulled Snoopy close to her face, then with evil eyes, she leaned close to the frightened beagle's face, hissing, "No."
Suddenly the four hear trumpeting. Midna drops Snoopy, as she floats towards the fanfare and turns to the group asking, "Well is anyone coming?"
The scene switches to the castle, in an arena like area, with a vast crowd surrounding it. On a balcony were King Burns, Mr. Smithers, and Rex Banner. We see King Burns talking to a crowd of soldiers (which consisted of hyenas from the lion king, bulbins from Twilight Princess, and cops from the Simpsons).
King Burns said, "My fellow soldiers. Today one of you shall prove himself--"
The group (with Midna on Link's back again) following the trumpeting, down a tunnel. While walking, Snoopy starts humming the annoying song we heard earlier.
Moe turns angrily at Snoopy, and says, "Okay. If you don't stop singing, I'll shove this beer bottle down your throat!"
Snoopy flinches, and nervously grins saying, "Sorry."
After the four made it out of the tunnel, they saw the grand castle of King Burns and the crowd.
Burns proclaimed, "That champion shall have the honor-- no, no-- the privilege to go forth and rescue the gorgeous Sara Sloane from the fiery keep of the dragon. If for any reason the winner is unsuccessful, the first runner-up will take his place, and so on and so forth. Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make."
Smithers brings out a sign that says to cheer. Automatically the crowd starts cheering.
"Let the tournament, begin!" Burns proudly declared.
After Burns speech, the four walk out of the crowds in the middle of the arena. The crowd immediately stops cheering and gasps in horror when they see the group.
Burns face is surprised and he asks, "What are those? And that man! He's hideous!"
Moe frowns and replies, "Well that's not very nice. They're just a dumb beagle, wolf, and Twili imp."
"Hey!" chided the three.
Burns ignores the four. Then suddenly he has an idea. He says, "Soldiers, new plan! The one who kills the ugly man will be named champion! Kill him!"
The soldiers grab their weapons (except the hyenas, they just growl) and advance the group. The four gasp and slowly back away.
"Hey come on now. Let's be cool," Moe trying to assure the crowd.
"Kill them!" someone shouted out in the crowd.
As they back away, Moe looks behind to see a HUGE beer barrel behind him. He quickly grabs a mug and fills it up with the beer in the barrel and says, "Can't we settle this over a pint? I use to be a bartender."
The soldiers keep on advancing on the four.
Moe just shrugs and says, "No? All right then. Bring it!"
Moe smashes the mug into the barrel, causing beer to shoot at the soldiers. Moe then smashes the mug of beer into a cop's face, causing him the scream in pain. Two bulbins ran at him, but Moe grabbed his shotgun and shoots at them.
Meanwhile, some hyenas are approaching Snoopy, growling, when Link and Midna jump in front of Snoopy protecting him. Link crouches down growling while Midna's ponytail turns into a giant hand and a dark circle is formed in the area (A/N: If you ever play Twilight Princess when your in wolf form and Midna's on your back, you can do a special spin attack called a "Dark Field"). Suddenly Link rams into the hyenas at the speed of lightening.
Snoopy was amazed to see what happened, he said, "Thanks guys."
"No problem Snoopy," Link replied, and he and Midna went back to fighting.
Wanting to help, Snoopy climbs up a giant barrel of beer, and rolls it, running over some soldiers.
Woman Voice: I don't give a damn about my reputation
You're living in the past
It's a new generation
Meanwhile, some soldiers are chasing Moe. Moe leaps into a ring chasing away some horses away.
A girl can do what she wants to do
And that's what I'm gonna do
Then like a wrestler, he bounces of from the cords, knocking some soldiers down
And I don't give a damn about my bad reputation
Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Not me
Me, me, me
The crowd watches as Moe beaten up the soldiers.
Then Snoopy shouted, "Oh Moe! Tag me! Tag me!"
Moe carries one of the soldiers towards Snoopy, and head buts him.
And I don't give a damn about my bad reputation
Never said I wanted to improve my station
The crowd starts cheering loudly after seeing some of Moe's fighting skills.
And I'm always feelin' good when I'm having fun
And I don't have to please no one
And I don't give a damn about my bad reputation
Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Not me
Me, me, me
Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Not me, not me
After the four finished fighting the soldiers off, the bell rings, and everyone cheering and whooping loudly for them. The four walk out waving at them, smiling.
Snoopy then starts chanting, "USA! USA! USA!"
"Thank you. Thanks. We're here 'til Thursday!" Moe said to the crowd.
With a smirk, King Burns signals his men to aim their weapons at the four. Everyone gasps, and the group was quite surprised. They kept absolutely still, because one move could have been their last.
Banner turns to Burns asking, "Should I have them killed now your majesty?"
Burns paused to think for a moment. Then he had a mischievous, scandalous idea. He then points at the four exclaiming to the crowd, "My mindless slaves! I give you… our CHAMPIONS!"
Everyone starts cheering with exuberance. The four's scared faces turned into surprised and confused faces.
"What?" Moe asked confused.
"Congratulations, ugly fiend, beagle, wolf, and Twili imp. You've won the honor of embarking on a great and noble quest," Burns proclaimed.
"Quest?" Moe asked puzzled, "I'm already on a quest. The quest to get my swamp back!"
Burns face looked a little confused as he asked in disbelief, "Your swamp?"
"Uh, YEAH my swamp! Where you dumped those freaks off!" Moe angrily yelled.
"Hmm, really?" Burns asked with a smirk. Then he realized a way for his plan to work. He says to the group, "How about this. Go on this quest for me and I'll give you your swamp back."
Frowning, Moe asked, "EXACTLY the way it was?"
"Down to the last slime-covered toadstool," Burns assured Moe.
"And the squatters?" Moe asked still unsure.
"As good as gone," Burns assured again.
Moe was still skeptical, but he looked around to still see the soldiers aiming their weapons at him and the group. Moe then asked reluctantly, "What kind of quest?"
We now see our heroic group walking in a field of sunflowers away from the castle. Meanwhile Moe was eating some onions. Midna was staring at the sky while riding on Link's back. Link was listening to Snoopy blabbering so many words, making him thin in his mind, "How in the almighty of the goddesses can this little guy talk so much?!" (A/N: In the Zelda series, there are three goddesses.)
"Let me get this straight, we've got to go find a dragon and rescue a princess just so Burns will give your swamp back, which you only don't have, because he filled it full of freaks in the first place, is that about right?" Snoopy asked.
Moe sighs annoyed, "I think I now know why animals aren't supposed to talk."
"Same here," Midna growled in annoyance after hearing Snoopy talk for fifteen minutes nonstop.
Snoopy then thought for a second then asked, "Hey, Moe. Why didn't you pull some of that ugly guy stuff on him, you know, throttle him, lay siege to his fortress, and grind his bones to make your bread, you know."
"I think you're confused with a 'Family Guy' character with the 'grind his bones' part, Snoop," Link said correcting Snoopy.
"Oh I know what, maybe I could've decapitated an entire village and put their heads on a pike, got a knife, cut open their spleens, drink their fluids. Is that good for you?" Moe replied sarcastically.
Snoopy stopped for a second, and then replied with a disgusted face, "Ugh. No, not really."
"There's a lot more to ugly guys than people think, Snoopy," Moe replied to Snoopy.
"Really? For example?" Snoopy asked curiously.
"Example. Uh, okay?" Moe pondered a bit trying to think a way of explaining this to Snoopy. Then he looks at his half eaten onion and shows it to Snoopy saying, "Ugly guys… are like onions!"
The beagle sniffed the onion and asked, "Do they stink?"
"Ye—No!" replied Moe.
"They make you cry?" Link asked.
"No!" Moe yells.
"Oh. I get it! You leave them in the sun, they get all brown and start making little white hairs," recommended Midna.
"No!!" Moe scolded at the three, "Layers! Onions have layers! Ugly guys have layers! Onions have layers! You get it? We both have layers!"
Moe walks off sighing along with Link and Midna.
"Oh, you both have layers!" Snoopy says finally getting it. Then he sniffs the onion, and grimaces at the smell and says, "You know, not everybody like onions! Cake! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers!"
"I don't care what everyone likes! Ugly men are not like cakes," Moe snapped at Snoopy.
Despite how annoyed Moe is, Snoopy keeps the subject going, "you know what else everybody like? Parfait! Have you ever met a person you say 'hey, let me get some parfait' and they say 'hey no I don't like know parfait'? Parfaits are delicious!"
"NO!!!" Moe viciously scolded at Snoopy, "You irritating miniature dog! Ugly guys are like onions! End of story! Bye bye! See you later!"
Moe angrily sulks away from Snoopy.
Snoopy then runs up to the three saying, "Parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole doggone planet."
"You know I think I liked you better singing that annoying song," Link commented Snoopy.
And so the four began on their long, perilous journey.
What do you think? Do you like me adding Link and Midna in the story? Also please review!