Frequent Kidnapping Card: Slade, Stamp Here!

by Fantastic Nonsense

Five times Slade attempted to sway Wally West to the Dark Side, and one time Wally accepted for the good of the world...okay, chocolate might have been involved. But it was mostly for the good of the world! Semi-Sequel to Coerced. Written pre-Invasion. Edited and reworked as of July 2013.

4. How to Give a Villain Fashion Advice

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4. How to Give a Villain Fashion Advice

Wally groaned and held a hand to his head, glancing around. As he suspected: back in the haunt.

What was this, the third time this week? Seriously, didn't Slade have a life? At least he wasn't tied up this time. That had gotten seriously old after the first twenty attempts.

"You'd think you'd be used to this by now. No, I won't join you. No, I don't want to be your apprentice. Yes, I think you look tacky in that outfit. Can we skip to the part where you sprout your evil plan and laugh about it so my team can get here and kick your butt? I have a math test in the morning."

Slade gave him such a bewildered look (well…as bewildered as you can get for a guy who only had one eye and wore a full face mask) that Wally actually laughed.

Really…Slade had been seriously scary the first couple of times around, but after you spent enough time with him…you just ceased to be afraid. Especially when you knew your friends were three minutes away and counting.