I'm back! Here with more answers to your questions!

Escaping Dreams: The reason he is so cheerful, is because I just gave him some Cadbury!

Yeah, that's it! Ok, now on to your questions!

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1. What do you think of Near. Isn't he cute?

No! He is a stupid ugly albino sheep, who deserves to die! He takes my rightful number one spot, makes a fool out of me, uses people who don't deserve to be used, is too headstrong, he is a perfect little genius who couldn't do anything wrong he is in love with MY girl, and he is a shitfaced, no good son of a bitch!

Escaping Dreams: I think he's…ok looking. He is cute, but I don't really like him.

2. Can you play an instrument?

Yeah, I can play the guitar. I was in a band with Matt, and Linda. We played at the school dances. Matt played the drums, and Linda played the keyboard. Oh, and I also sang. We were fucking awesome, and every year we won the battle of the bands!

3. Escaping Dreams: Why do you love Mello? Near is cuter and more interesting than that scarred-face chocolate-loving, gender-bending, guy.

Escaping Dreams: I like Mello, because I can relate to him easily, and I can see myself in him. We are like long lost twins, except we aren't related. So I can hit on him, because I think he is sexy. –Reads last statement. Happy-go-lucky smile turns into a pissed off blonde Mello frown- I think his scar gives him character, and makes him more human, unlike that ugly big eyed sheep, chocolate is the greatest food ever, he is NOT a gender bender, and he looks like a guy! He is a great character, unlike that idiotic (metaphorically of course) albino sheep, whose name is an adjective! UGH!

Eh! We interrupt this rant for a commercial by me, Mello!

Do you have crappy albino sheep problems? I know I do! So buy Sheep-Off today!

Alright, we're back!

Escaping Dreams: Onto the next question!

4. Do not move. There is a creepy child outside nicknamed Fiona. She talks in bold and she has lethal "crawyons" in her pistol.

Don't worry! Escaping Dreams just put indestructible armor on her German Shepherd, Heidi, and sent her out!

Escaping Dreams: See you next time, where we will figure out if Heidi lives!

Bye! Oh look Halle Lidner's here!

Escaping Dreams: Aw crap

See ya soon!