Inuyasha presents, "Beauty and the Beast,"
Disclaimer---I don't own "Beauty and the Beast," or "Inuyasha". Don't sue me please!
WOW! Thank you for the sweet reviews! You are too kind! sniff! Okay, here's chapter four!
Belle...Kagome
Beast...Inuyasha
Gaston...Koga
Lumiere...Miroku
Cogsworth...Shippo
Chip (the cup)...Sota
Phillipe...Kirara
Maurice (Belle's father)...Grandpa Higarashi
Bookseller...Ayumi
LeFou...Jaken
Wardrobe...Mayu
Stove...Hojo
Gaston's 3 fan girls...Kagura, Kanna, and Ayami.
FeatherDuster...Sango
Mrs. Potts...Mrs. Higarashi
Other Characters...Satoru, Hiten, Manten, Ginten, Bandits, Big Villager, Koga's wolves, Beta Wolf, Alpha Wolf, Rin, Sesshomaru, Princess Kaguya, Mistress Centipede,Kohaku
Monsier D'Arques...Naraku
"Okay, break's over, everyone!" I called, as I led everyone back to the movie studio. Koga marched over to the scene, leading Sesshomaru, Hiten, Manten, Ginten, Bandits, Rin, Jaken, Kohaku, and Satoru.
Chapter4 Gaston
"LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION!" I screamed from my director's chair.
GASTON'S PLACE:
"Who does she thinkshe is? That girl has tangled with the wrong man. No one says 'no' to Koga!" Koga shouted.
"Damn right!" Jakenexclaimed.
"Dismissed… Rejected… Publicly humiliated… Why, it's more than I can bear!" Koga said andturnedhis chair away.
Jaken ran in front of him. "More beer?" he asked.
Koga took in a deep breath andturned his chair away again. "What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced."
"Who, you? Never! Koga, you've got to pull yourself together!" Jaken shouted. "Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Koga… Looking so down in the dumps…" Jaken sang and ran in front of Koga again who once again,turned his chair away.
"Every guy here'd love to be you, Koga…" he sang and Manten, Kohaku, Rin, Satoru, and Sesshomaru cheered from the gallery with mugs of beer in their hands. "Even when taking your lumps..." sang Jaken.
"There's no man in town as admired as you… You're everyone's favorite guy… Everyone's awed and inspired by you…" Jaken sang, turning Koga's chair back to forward. "And it's not very hard to see why!" he sang as he pointed to a humoungus wall sized picture of Koga.
"No one's slick as Koga, no one's quick as Koga… No one's next as incredibly thick as Koga… For there's no man in town half as manly, perfect, a wolf paragon! You can ask any Hiten, or Ginten…" he sang as he jumped on Hiten's and Ginten's heads. "And they'll tell you whose team they'd prefer to be on!"
Jaken continued to dance around. Ginten, Kohaku, Manten, and Hiten picked him up, swinging him around.
"No one's been like Koga, a killer like Koga!" the four guys sang.
"No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Koga,"Jaken said and nudged Koga's chin with his finger.
"As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!" Koga sang, with opera style.
"My, what a guy that Koga!"Ginten,Manten, Hiten and Kohaku sang, swinging Jaken back and forth into the camera.
"Give six hurrahs, give twelve hip-hips," Rin, Satoru, Hiten and Sesshomaru sang.
" Kogais the best and the rest is all drips!" Jaken sang, swinging up his arm in dance, and threw a mug of beer in Koga's face, who socked Jaken in the face.
"No one fights like Koga, no one bites like Koga," these bandits sang in a unison. Koga got into a fight with all of them.
"In a wrestling match, nobody bites like Koga!" sang one of the bandits.
"For there's no one as burly and brawny," Ayami, Kagura, and Kanna sang and squealed in delight as Koga lifted the bench the three of them were sitting on with full effort!
"As you see I've got biceps to spare," Koga sang.
Kogadropped the bench on top of Jaken.
"Not a bit of him dirty or mangy," Jaken sang.
"That's right! And every last bit of me's covered with hair!" Koga sang.
"No one hits like Koga, matches wits like Koga," Manten, Hiten, and Kohaku sang.Koga was playing a chess game with Sesshomaru but was losing, so he hit the chess board and sent the chess pieces flying everywhere!
"In a spitting match, nobody spits like Koga!" Jaken sang.
"I'm especially good at expectorating! Ptooey!" Koga sang, took a bite of a belt, chewed it and spat it into a spittoon, which fell and got stuck on Jaken's face.
"Ten points for Koga!" Satoru, Giten, Rin, and Sesshomaru sang in a unison.
"When I was a pup, I ate four dozen eggs… Every morning to help me get large!" Koga sang and juggleda bunch of eggs and tossed them high into the air.
"And now that I'm grown, I eat five dozen eggs…" Koga sang and Jaken attempted to juggle a bunch of eggs but missed and they all landed on his face. So I'm roughly the size of a barge!" Koga sang, standing up proudly but no one really cares.
"No one hunts like Koga,no one kills like Koga!" Satoru, Rin, and Kohaku sang as Koga shot a sphere at a painting of a hog.
"Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston!" Jaken sang. Koga stomped back to his chair.
"I use shikon jewels in all of decorating!" Koga sang and the camera zoomed out to see a bunch of shikon jewels all over the wall.
"My what a guy! Koga!" Sesshomaru,Kohaku, Manten, Ginten, Satoru, Hiten and Rin sang, picking up the chair that Koga was sitting in and carried him around. Jaken tried to run away but they tossed the chair and it landed on top of Jaken.
Suddenly, the door burst open and Grandpa Higarashi burst into the room. "Help! Someone help me!" he shouted.
"Higarashi?" Sesshomaru asked.
"Please! Please, I need your help! He's got her. He's got her locked in the dungeon!"Grandpa Higarashi shouted, grabbing Manten by the lapels and shakes him.
"Who?"Jaken asked.
"Kagome. We must go. N-not a minute to lose!"Grandpa Higarashi shouted.
"Whoa! Slow down, old man. Who's got Kagome locked in a dungeon?" Koga asked.
"A demon! A horrible, monstrous, beastly demon!"Grandpa Higarashi shouted and went from person to person, pleaded his case, and was thrown at Koga's feet.
Everyone started laughing and mocking him.
"Is it a big demon?" Sesshomaru asked.
"Huge!" Grandpa Higarashi shouted.
"With a long, ugly snout?" Satoruasked.
"Hideously ugly!"Grandpa Higarashi shouted.
"And sharp, cruel fangs?" Rin asked.
"Yes, yes. Will you help me?" Grandpa Higarashi asked.
"All right, old man. We'll help you out," Koga said.
"You will? Oh thank you, thank you!" Grandpa Higarashi said gratefully but Ginten and Kohaku picked him up and helped him by throwing him through the door.
"Crazy old wiseman. He's always good for a laugh!" Sesshomaru said, laughing.
"Crazy old wiseman, hmm?" Koga asked himself in a thinking mood. "Crazy old wiseman… Hmmm? Jaken, I'm afraid I've been thinking…" he said.
Jaken was still stuck under Koga's chair. "A dangerous pastime-"Jaken started to say.
"I know," Koga finished Jaken's line. "But that old coot is Kagome's grandfather
and his sanity's only so-so," Koga sang and waved his hand around.
"Now the wheels in my head have been turning… Since I looked at that loony old man… See I promised myself I'd be married to Kagome… And right now I'm evolving a plan!" Koga sang and picked upJaken from under the chair and held his head close to his to whisper in his ear.
"If I..." Koga whispered some stuff into Jaken's ear.
"Yes?" Jaken asked.
"Then I..." Koga whispered.
"No, would he?"Jaken asked.
"...GUESS!" Koga shouted.
"Now I get it!" Jaken said.
"Let's go!" they both said and began to dance around the room as they sang.
"No one… plots like Koga, takes cheap shots like Koga!"
"Persecute harmless crackpots like Koga,"Jaken sang.
"So his marriage we soon'll be celebrating!" everyone sang. "My, what a guy, Koga!" they sang and the camera zoomed out through the window to a snow covered square that was empty except for Grandpa Higarashi.
""Will no one help me?" he asked the air.